NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Ninja Destroyer]

 

[CthuluIsSpy]

Well, she has a point. C&C on mobile would give me cancer.
Fucking EA.

 

[Matalarata]

Hack and Slash zombie tower defense rhytm game with wide arsenal of melee weapons and stationar towers.
Your heart beats only when music is playing.
Party zombies like your music too and will try to dance near DJ Trump.
Zombies are so inaccurate and certainly will break audio system!

Spoiler

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

 

[Beastro]

God how I miss 90s game ads.

 

[Oracsbox]

This picture encapsulates why we need a purifying of the world in glorious nuclear fire.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

I can confirm this is basically the plot.

 

[Beastro]

I can confirm this is basically the plot.

Looks like they're been reading too much GD: http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/why-is-there-anything-at-all.122353/

 

[Unkillable Cat]

 

[Fedora Master]

What about games from 2018 that look like games from 1998?

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

Wat is dis?

 

[Average Manatee]

Wat is dis?

Dominions.

 

[Fedora Master]

Wat is dis?

Japanese Sengoku Jidai hentai, that's why everything is so pixellated.

 

[Dayyālu]

Wat is dis?

The best game ever.

http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?forums/mp-gaming.102/

 

[PulsatingBrain]

I've been recommended Dominions a few times. It looks like a bit of a headmelter though. Is 3 a good one to start with?

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

Also how does it differ from Conquest of Elysium 4 (I've sunk 250-ish hours into that), besides combat in Dominions looking prettier?

 

[Dayyālu]

I've been recommended Dominions a few times. It looks like a bit of a headmelter though. Is 3 a good one to start with?

Buy 5 and remember it's a MP-focused game. SP is fun for what it is, though.

CoE4 is better if you like a Dominions-lite roguelike strategy game.

Also how does it differ from Conquest of Elysium 4 (I've sunk 250-ish hours into that), besides combat in Dominions looking prettier?

Direct control on magic, extended strategical layer, direct control on recruitment, better tactical control on troops, bigger variety on nations, no indies as major forces, no different layers (underground, hell, etc).

It' the strategical to CoE4's tactical.

 

[Average Manatee]

I've been recommended Dominions a few times. It looks like a bit of a headmelter though. Is 3 a good one to start with?

I've only played 3 but AFAIK there's no reason at all to play anything but the latest version. It's all just more content and some small rule/mechanics/UI refinements.

 

[Fedora Master]

I've been recommended Dominions a few times. It looks like a bit of a headmelter though. Is 3 a good one to start with?

It's a bit archaic control-wise but once you got the basics down it's not hard. There's just a trillion bajillion options that can confuse new players.
e: Dominions is a game where the weird bat people living on the other side of the world cast a ritual to steal the sun from the sky so the world becomes dark and cold but you don't care because your own worshippers are all cave-dwelling troglodytes and you're busy fighting the magical Celtic underwater women riding on firebreathing horses anyway. Then your pretender god loses an arm so you research some blood magic so he can feast on the flesh of virgins for a whole month in order to regenerate. By the time you're done however the world is fucked because nobody bothered to gang up on the undead Romans.

 

[Shinji]

 

[hello friend]

Dominions is pure distilled autism

Edit: Cool, tho

 

[Azalin]

I suspect I will regret this but I have to ask,what is that,controller for your toilet?

 

[HanoverF]

It's for a seat warmer/bidet/ass dryer. Fancy Japanese toilets.