NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

I don't know if I should find it sad or funny that EA has become an actual evil corporation, much like the fictional Umbrella. Maybe they're charging so much for the games, because they need funds to build these secret laboratories and to breed the supersoldiers that every evil corporation should have.

 

It's not really much different than the employee conditions Kotick bragged about years ago.

 

Hahahahaha great stuff all four of them.

 

I can guarentee you the conditions at activision would be as bad if not worse than EA. This is the publisher that had security men take the heads of the dev team and interrogate them in a room for hours for ''disloyalty''

 

Who?

 

WAS THERE WATERBOARDING INVOLVED? IF NOT, BUSINESS AS USUAL.

Also, according to America, waterboarding is pretty mild.

EDIT: disturbing mental image appeared.

In a dimly lit room somewhere in America a man is tied to a chair. Before him, another man soon appears. He is pudgy, his grin is stupid and he is a redhead.

[Ginger pudgy man] Open your mouth bitch.

The man, shaking, opens his mouth wide.

[Ginger pudgy man] You dare be disloyal to me bitch? TO ME? MOTHERFUCKER I'LL...

The pudgy, grinning and now sweating man begins to piss in the other man's open mouth-hole.

 

why am i doing this

 

(makes brief note in circ.txt)

see what the move to first person view 3D has done to our industry

 

[intelligence] But you generally can't see your underwear in first person.

 

haha did you forget about pc paperdolls, where would roleplaying games be without dressing up in fashionable artifacts and choosing your tattoo colors and having the confidence that your alter ego would do well in the arena of nakedness should such the situation present itself via fancy or circumstance

really, since this is a power fantasy genre of course we're not just talking about one's own underwear dearie

as the supplicant we quoted mentions, we're talking about the underwear of our fallen foes that we're viewing in a realistic first person viewpoint post-looting, and after a while blunders like the lack of procedurally generated underwear variations in an otherwise excellently realised gameworld make themselves sorely apparent to the veteran roleplayer

 

I used a nudemod in Sims 1 because I thought the pixelation was stupid. I also used a bigger Bethany boobs mod in DA2, because really, you need some incentive to play a game that bad. Other than that well, I like my characters clothed because well, clothes look cool.

 

I wouldn't mind nude mods so much if said modders knew what a naked body looked like and how utterly sad a stripped female lead character with magically added bdsm piercings looks in play

 

Jesus fucking Christ .

 

this should cheer you up bro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRi59dhVawo

 

Thanks, it made me feel much better for some reason.

Also, what the fuck ?

 

This.

What the fuck did I just watch?
:/

Also, regarding EA, there are people who should just be exterminated.
Not tried, not punished, but simply exterminated, using fastest, most efficient methods possible, without regard for being humane or anything.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troma_Entertainment
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beware!_Children_at_Play

it's okay guys those were just chaotic evil mobs

 

Context: "Then the children show themselves again, but the parents won't have the chance to embrace them anymore as they've formed an eerie cult of savage and flesh-eating monsters with as their sole mission to annihilate all adults."

 

Oh, it explains everything.

 

you missed the best bit, the description of the prologue

 

The comments don't contain the butthurt I expected. There is some butthurt, but it is insufficient. I are disappoint.

 

I vote to exterminate all fuckers that wants to exterminate people first.

 

I think it's true in a twisted way - they are a comment on both people who created them and people willing to watch.