NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

The punk taklking smack about EA should at least give evidence of the bullshit he spews. Don't feed me thatc rap that EA is so powerful they can keep everything secret. Not even the amerikan gov't can keep their secrets hidden forever.

Otherwise.. it's just a cool story, bro.

 

I always loved the kid's acting. No facial expression, just carefully falling down

How have people not seen this? Especially on the Codex?

 

That is pure comedy gold. I think we have a nominee for Codex Movie Night II

 

They used pixelation instead of nudity or putting underwear on the characters? God, that is apthetic. In such a case I'd use a nude mod too, despite how much I despise most nude mods.

 

Agreed. However a lot of that is the kind of stuff which is hard to have traditional evidence for. That is, verbally abusing low-level staff doesn't leave a body. Though it does bother me that someone's publicly posting about shushed settlements, instead of getting their hands on something and then blowing the whistle. While we're at it, let's have cops give meth-labs a two-week notice (difference being, meth is actually illegal.)

But you can always Google FIFA, or buy the Sims and its expansions (please don't) etc. Or talk to anyone who's ever worked a support line / call center job, or sought tech support to hear that they should reinstall / reformat and wait for it to break again, or had one of a million auto-billing fuck-ups happen to them at some point (though they're usually more inconvenient than deadly.) These aren't exactly uncommon or shocking practices these days.

A lot of it can be stopped, but while leaving a funny taste in your mouth: don't buy new games until you've heard that they don't up and break a year later; check your account daily to make sure it's not being emptied for no particular reason; don't buy iterative updates to replace your even more broken version, etc etc. "That's how it is," "gotta do what you gotta do," etc, and usually it's better than the alternative (or its endgame.)

But those who can do such things without having to swallow a puke-burp back down have, in blackwhite bliss, turned it into a point of pride that the world constantly tries to fuck them. Well, that's not even really it - the world isn't trying to fuck them: it just has a real big, clumsy, dick to the point it's going to knock drinks off the table and fuck someone merely by turning to the left. "For me, it was merely Tuesday."

I'm with you on most other points, but WTF? Do you regularly disbelieve secrets when they start to come out, because if they were secret they would have come out?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGttiPw9 ... ideo_title
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=as9nCK3O ... re=related

Nightmare Fuel.

 

http://www.zenilshroff.com/top-10-best-rpg-games-for-android/

 

Holy shit, that just made my day.

 

http://www.gog.com/en/forum/ultima_unde ... ot_working

They can't beat the title screen

 

Oh dear god, I thought it was just one, but it really is THEY.

I can't laugh. This is too pathetic :/

 

Keyboard shortcuts... too complicated.

 

They're retards trying to play that masterpiece for the first time despite the old-school graphics. To me, that's serious incline.



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The key to understand JRPG players:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7SeHAe4_io

 

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/ ... f-it-wasnt

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/ ... -franchise

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/ ... t#13062244

last two links are much more BSB than they look, I intended on posting one thread about getting raped,losing limbs and getting a flying car as a reward but I can't find it, it's probably just some muslim thing though...

 

German Prosper?

 

Pony fans are pretty much what broke my hope for humanity.

 

Then it's better if you don't see people writing about masturbating to ponies.

 

I had never heard of it until those guys conquered and took over the Escapist en masse. It's like a post-Roman decline: hordes of console kiddie barbarians storm in and take over a once proud gaming site, only to find that they then can't hold it against the even more barbaric but legionous hordes of Pony and anime fans storming over the flattened remains of the barricades.

 

This probably doesn't qualify for this thread, but...



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Why is that? MLP:FiM is a fine serie with good characters and plots, a cute sense of humour and well-written dialogs. The main target audience may be kids but that doesn't change the serie's quality.

 

I can understand that, but I kinda prefer watching something else. It's just the online fanwanking is a little over the top. I can't help feeling I'm being trolled when someone gushes about the series in an online forum.

Kinda like how Bioware fans act around Dragon Age II. But when they insist the love is real and true...I just can't help but rage.

 

Yeah, it's a kid's show aimed at little girls. Awesome that it's good quality but obsessing over that...

Maybe I'm being hypocritical but just seems weird.

 

You have successfully added Gragt to your ignore list.

 

I preferred the old series.

 

One would think that people who like to play games would be more tolerant of people who are into "kiddy stuff". Oh well.

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