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Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Jaesun, Mar 15, 2011.

  1. Surf Solar cannot into womynz

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    This time directly from NMA (about Skyrim):




    What's wrong, Skyway? :troll:
     
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  2. Roguey Codex Staff Sawyerite

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    David Gaider writes porn, fangirls gigglesquee with delight:
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  3. sgc_meltdown Arcane

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  4. octavius Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Is there nothing that is safe from anime contamination?
     
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  5. anus_pounder Arcane

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    Is there nothing that is safe from pony contamination?
     
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  6. hoopy Savant

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    What can change the nature of Bethesda modders?

    I wish somebody made a Mr. House Securitron companion. There are more than enough sound files to make it work.
     
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  7. octavius Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    There are many good Bethsda modders, but they usually hang out on the Mods sections of the official forums. So I guess something good came out of Bethesda's ludicrous PG 13 age limit on what is appropriate (no sex or nudity) on their boards for games with recommended age limit of 16 or 18.
    The anime, pony, and porn modders usually hang out on the TES Nexus.

    The scary thing is that PC users are supposed to be more evolved than the consoletards. I shudder at the thought of what mods would be made if the consoles had modding capabilities...
     
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  8. Regdar Arcane

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    He's been writing nothing but porn since 2003.

    :smug:
     
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  9. DraQ Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    @ Gaydar + pr0n + biowhores:
    :what:
    And I thought furries were bad.
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    Once upon a time, when the Morrowind was still young and no sane mid even dreamed of Oblivion, I've either just bought it or were about to buy Morrowind (after completing the MQ for the first time on 100% demo - in a rather timely manner), I posted my main gripe about the game, regarding on relative lack of effective mechanical constraints and called it more of a Role Playing Platform than a Role Playing Game.

    Today I'd probably be a somewhat more charitable (especially given my rather keen insight into the game's mechanics and better knowledge regarding breakability of proper), but the general point still stands. Thing is that Morrowind and Daggerfall are far more of actual RPGs than Oblivion and, presumably, Skyrim.

    Also, the funny thing is that one of my other chief gripes with MW was the fact that speechcraft and personality are pretty OP. I played the game for the first time after either Fallout (1 or 2) or PS:T playthrough, so while I didn't pick particularly diplomatic class (Spellsword) I did take Lady sign (with it's massive 25 point bonus to personality) with intention of being as diplomatic as I could and ended up melting anyone I talked with like a butter with my silver tongue.
     
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  10. Xor Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Someone needs to find a porn fanfiction that matches Gaider's style and troll the bioware forums with it.
     
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  11. Spectacle Arcane Patron

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    "Fuck, Maric!
    And fuck he did."
     
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  12. grotsnik Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    I got the feeling DG would be more of an 'expressive softcore' type.


     
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  13. hoopy Savant

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    :bounce:
     
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  14. Regdar Arcane

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    That's pretty good, but it can't be Gaider because I couldn't find a single mention of cheese, nor was there an excessive number of adverbs used in rapid succession.
     
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  15. sgc_meltdown Arcane

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    http://www.loverslab.com/showthread.php?tid=1874


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  16. DraQ Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    I need a fucking drinl
     
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  17. Phelot Arcane

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    :lol:

    What the fuck is wrong with people?
     
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  18. DraQ Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    What the fuck is not?

    :x
     
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  19. Awor Szurkrarz Arcane In My Safe Space

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    Sounds like F.A.T.A.L. except that without the lack of playability :lol: . Anyway, it may be pretty cool :lol: . Wait, a Deathclaw? :what:
     
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  20. sgc_meltdown Arcane

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    http://www.loverslab.com/showthread.php?tid=2120
    "So, what would we like to see in Sexout?"

    page 4-5 has a sudden and hilariously indepth argument on supermutant sexuality and fertility

    pages 9-10 have a srs argument about real world prostitution versus fallout prostitution
     
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  21. DraQ Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    I. NEED. SOME. FUCKING. ALCOHOL!
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    why.
     
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  22. visions Arcane

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    You seem to have missed the bit about canine fertility rates (for the purpose of determining the probability of the pc's intercourse with a canine resulting in pregnancy, I presume). Someone should tell them that this union could not produce offspring, so having it in will dilute the immersion and realism of the next gen pregnancy experience.
     
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  23. Phelot Arcane

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Oh holy fuck I actually read all that somehow through the laughter.

    We obviously need a rape LP of this game though it'd be more fun to play as a man that runs around raping animals and mutants :lol:
     
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  24. Mangoose Arcane Patron

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    Updated my signature.txt
     
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