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NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Jaesun, Mar 15, 2011.

  1. sgc_meltdown Arcane

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    ~Witcher snack pack~
    http://i.imgur.com/KY7OK.jpg
    http://i.imgur.com/LvjvB.jpg
    http://i.imgur.com/0O5qG.jpg
    http://i.imgur.com/7N5GT.jpg
    http://i.imgur.com/Q1jQB.jpg


    ~Mass Effect Deluxe Goodie bag~
    http://i.imgur.com/2ayIx.jpg
    http://i.imgur.com/QEiyK.png
    http://i.imgur.com/ZS7Aa.jpg
    http://i.imgur.com/Hiia2.jpg
    http://i.imgur.com/39t4c.jpg

    This is a photograph of a custom turian groin miniature complete with base.
    http://i.imgur.com/MsD7O.jpg


    ~Dragon Age Corner of Grit~
    http://i.imgur.com/4KrGm.jpg
    http://i.imgur.com/Q0EDo.jpg
    http://i.imgur.com/Mfe2z.jpg



    ~Fallout Stimulation Pak~
    http://i.imgur.com/FsGPX.jpg
    http://i.imgur.com/U9TTB.jpg
    http://i.imgur.com/UPlne.jpg
    http://i.imgur.com/7xKyD.jpg
    http://i.imgur.com/Rp024.jpg

    This is a screenshot of an NCR Ranger being hugged by gardevoir from pokemon
    http://i.imgur.com/Q6R7g.jpg

    This is a fanart of a magical pony wielding a pancor jackhammer against a cyborg pony
    http://i.imgur.com/ORz11.jpg

    This is a photograph of a customised pony figure in power armor + laser and plasma rifles.
    http://i.imgur.com/JaHw4.jpg


    ROLEPLAYING TIME
    http://forums.bethsoft.com/index.php?/t ... s-a-killer
    sir I think you mean to say WOMYN.
    roleplayed with purpose
    see you grognards, tactical combat or resolving a quest isn't difficulty anymore
    true challenge is roleplaying something difficult

    "I'm looking for roleplaying ideas that I can use when I boot up Skyrim"
    http://forums.bethsoft.com/index.php?/t ... oleplaying
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    Some guy mentions he sweeps every new house he buys. He includes this screenshot.
    http://i.imgur.com/S7wnn.jpg

    sup crispy
    improv roleplaying, only for the best rpg gamers

    what the shit

    let's go deeper
    http://forums.bethsoft.com/index.php?/t ... |+roleplay

    paradigms being shifted as fuck

    same person:
    blush indeed sir or madam

    same person again.
    bros how do you exactly enjoy being in the company of a character you created personally I find it a little tricky
    sup crispy
    of course by "that's where it's all happening", he means he's roleplaying that those places are where things are happening

    wondrous imaginationeering made me say nothing in dialog and bond with the worst horse in the game

    the key to motivating yourself to enter more oblivion dungeons is roleplaying

    yes. embarrassed. for the character.

    FUCKING CASUALS DUMBING DOWN THEIR ROLEPLAYING

    once again mods fix everything

    god dammit crispy

    khajit fans are hardcore

    this man is pure of purpose.


    http://forums.bethsoft.com/index.php?/t ... -franchise
    I'm ending this post on that note of hope. Read all nine pages if you want to see people going "yeeeeaah you make some good points and I do want more consequences as well but...imagination, comeon"




































     
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  2. Sacculina Educated

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    He's back! :love:
     
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  3. Regdar Arcane

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    You do this thread great honor once again, merutudaunu-sama. :salute:
     
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  4. Awor Szurkrarz Arcane In My Safe Space

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    Too bad nobody made such stuff into gameplay and they are just a band of pathetic LARPers.
    Funny thing. GURPS: Fallout actually put personaly quirks into fucking gameplay mechanics.
    I've read a Vault 15 design document and it had mechanics for stuff like fear of height, and phobia (darkness).
     
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  5. Ed123 Arcane Patron

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    But why put in a fear-of-heights mechanic when I can roleplay a fear of heights, making the experience that much more visceral and engaging?
     
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  6. Oriebam Formerly M4AE1BR0-something

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    merutudaunu-sensei is this furry gay cross blowjob thing a common fetish? if not: THEN WHY WOULD SOMEONE DRAW THIS SHIT, IS THIS WHAT FAGGOTS THINK WHEN THEY SEE CROSSES? Jaesun, you have fucked priests before, right? Do you know the key to understanding this mystery? share it with us


    also you might want to rearrange the ME pics, there are tw2 and pony stuffies there

    edit: actually, I don't want to know
     
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  7. sgc_meltdown Arcane

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    dupe removed
    also if you look carefully the pony exhibit in the witcher section has a poorly drawn half wolf's amulet tattoo on the butt and witcher throwing knives bandoleer at the front and geralt style wrist-crosshide things

    konjad can probably tell us more


    but thou must



    letting some invisible dice roll in the game determine if I courageously overcome or am hopelessly stricken by such phobias is taking freedom away from the roleplayers and letting the game decide the roleplaying instead of letting the players use their creativity

    this is why with less mechanics comes more roleplaying
     
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  8. Monocause Arcane

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    I don't play Oblivion anymore. When I want to have some fun I sit down, close my eyes and imagine that I'm on a horse. Then I imagine what kind of a character I am. Perhaps I'm a former Telvanni Dunmer on the run from Morrowind? Or maybe I'm an Argonian serial killer. I just recently roleplayed the Argonian serial killer. I used my imagination to create very accurate images of my targets and proceeded to plan my murders very carefully; my Argonian serial killer took care about every little detail. Sometimes it was an "accident", sometimes people were stabbed in the middle of an Imperial City street, sometimes they were brutally slaughtered in their own bathroom or kitchen. To add to the experience I sometimes even imagined that my murder victims looked like my relatives and the people from my school. Swapping virtual faces with real-life ones went a long way towards making everything more life-like and improving immersion. I'm roleplaying all the time now.

    Roleplaying the Argonian serial killer is much, much better than Oblivion - but props to Bethesda for making a great game that made it all possible!
     
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  9. Awor Szurkrarz Arcane In My Safe Space

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    :lol:
     
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  10. Luzur Prestigious Gentleman Good Sir

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    :twirl:
     
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  11. octavius Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Well, there are mods that make you sink if you wear heavy armour when trying to swim. Realistic yes, but not very fun, since it only affects the PC. NPCs would probably drown en masse, since they AFAIK can't be modded to not swim in heavy armour.
     
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  12. Mangoose Arcane Patron

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    Lol it'd be even better if you were like watching a movie and imagining myself in it.
     
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  13. Gragt Arcane Patron

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    That pony is Twilight Sparkle, and she doesn't have a tattoo on the flank but a cutie mark.
     
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  14. SCO Arcane In My Safe Space

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    Actually, there are some autistic mods that add a "food system" and a "hygiene system" to morrowind.
     
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  15. Ed123 Arcane Patron

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    It's creepy when sgt_meltdown posts something from rule 34 that I was fapping to only this morning.


    Show Spoiler
    BALLS ARE TOUCHING
     
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  16. trotof Educated

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    Even funnier thing. Phobias (and low tolerance/weakness to X) were actually implemented in Daggerfall. But hey who needs this "gameplay mechanics" bullshit? There's only me and my imagination and neither of us cares.
     
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  17. Awor Szurkrarz Arcane In My Safe Space

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    How did they work?
     
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  18. RK47 collides like two planets pulled by gravity Patron

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    Another replied
     
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  19. trotof Educated

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    Not in particularly interesting way, tbh, just a penalty to hit against certain type of creatures, iirc.
     
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  20. Awor Szurkrarz Arcane In My Safe Space

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    Still better than LARPing, though.
     
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  21. UserNamer Cipher

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    Holy shit at people playing pretend games while playing oblivion 1 and 2 and calling it role playing, holy lol!!!

    I still remember the dude who used the console to give him self money when he went to the river to pretend wash npc clothes, that was also fucking hilarious (I was actually registered here back then, I forgot how that account was called... something related to arcanum)
     
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  22. Oriebam Formerly M4AE1BR0-something

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    A fellow trolldexer?
     
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  23. Clockwork Knight Arcane

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    A quickie that made me chuckle:

    http://planetelderscrolls.gamespy.com/V ... il&id=1095

     
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  24. Krash Prophet

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    Ironwolf? Must have taken his focus team years to come up with that.
     
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  25. hoopy Savant

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    EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A DVD INTO THE SLOT. ITS OBLIVION AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE PLAYER CHARACTER, DRIZZT BLOODMOON. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME IMPERIAL BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE WORLD'S MOST BORING PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE ON THE CODEX AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE ON THE CODEX CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LORE AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING IT ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LARP
     
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