NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

Cracked used to be good and funny. Also, people, please don't lump actual feminists with that group of bullshit queers.

 

"No, no, these guys aren't real feminists. These are not the feminists you are looking for."

All feminists say this about other feminists. It's just another bullshit diversion.

 

Just like you aren't a real critic of feminism. You're just a one-trick pony.

 

What does that even mean?

 

Keep pondering on it, should keep your peanut brain busy for the next week or so.

 

I looked at it for 2 seconds, saw "CAN YOU TASTE THE S*** IN YOUR MOUTH", and closed the tab.

Modern gaming "journalism". What a monster. These are people I would never want to be around with if I really met them.

Funny, I was sure Garfunkel would be like "If only the industry could be THIS forward"

 

Yes, luckily we've advanced past this:

 

In other words it doesn't mean anything and you're just here to shitpost because you're bored or something.

 

Barely.

 

Life is a catch.

 

I'll take dodgy grammar and amateurish translations over genuinely shitty writing, really

Consoles got indies, too. This guy's problem is that he seems to think gaming was always this huge fucking industry full of big boy players.

 

Is Sol Invictus/ Rex Exitium railing against the "heteronormative hegemony", because Rex is gay, or is it because he is just posturing on the internet?

If the latter, all one has to do to embarrass him is show a long line of gay gamers who don't give a damn about heteronormative hegemony - many of whom you'll find on the Codex.

 

Probably a bit of both.

 

Hypothetically bi. He needs to touch another guy's penis to know for certain.

 

like "I want to be a Dragon"? or "have you seen my dad? a middle-aged man"

 

Double Dragon's writing: Your girlfriend has been kidnapped, you have to go save her and beat people up.

Bioshock To Infinity and Beyond: Your girlfriend has been kidnapped, you have to go save her and beat people up.

 

Given the unusually high standards of gay men, who would only go for those other men who are of a supermodel-like appearance, I guess Sol Invictus doesn't consider himself gay, because his average (or merely slightly above average?) appearance fails to attract the average gay man? Just saying.

 

You just don't get it. The Bioshock Infinite girl has two things going for her:
1. A very tight corset accentuating her breasts. This is supposed to make her look sexy.
2. Huge eyes that imply constant fear and need to be protected. This is supposed to make the player think of her as a little sister.
Do you see it now? The story of Bioshock Infinite is actually about incest. Ken Levine wanted this theme to be more clear, he wanted to make a masterpiece that tackles a complex psychological and sexual issue in the vein of Lolita, but the conservative publishers just didn't let him, leaving him no choice but to sneak his profound ideas into what on the surface appears to be a Bioshock sequel. That's OK, though. We just need to read between the lines to decipher the true meaning.

 

Don't give up yet, peanut brain. I have high hopes that you'll figure it out in a day or two.

 

Someone should dig up Exitiumpedia and send the link to the women section to Sol's new friends.