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[sgc_meltdown]

just like how individuals with increased public profile have to watch what they say or do like a president for example, games have risen up from their overlooked peasant status in entertainment media and now can't turn around suddenly in the vip room without elbowing a fat black-asian gay woman transexual dwarf vegan immigrant in the gut

then again back then what kind of stupid fuck company would have gotten a shitty 'metal' band to a convention to call their fans a fag in the first place

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Who was the good guy who said bitch anyway? I can't remember anything to the like, but I guess it's in reference to Harley by one of the hostages. Which is more than reasonable, thinking fucking Harley is a Strong Womyn who deserves respect is just fucking insane. And of course, the utterly odd thing that they're disregarding the fact that the people commonly referring to all the female characters as bitches are pretty clearly portrayed as the worst scum of the earth in general, sexism being among their less bad traits.

I don't understand any of your potato speech

bro a true feminist intellectual would have understood the paltry und obvious insights in my inherently biased masculine post

also I'm thinking there will be 3 buttons in midnighter - the winnering

A - summon Apollo
B - Win
C - Jump

you know what the fuckers are going to disable his chip at the beginning of the game anyway

I'd kill for a good Authority game, provided this means the main focus is on Apollo and Midnighter.

Besides, the various reactions to it would be hilarious. Especially with the standard consoletard crowd. "FUCK YEA COOP WHERE YOU KICK ASS AS TWO BADASS SUPERHEROES... What do you mean they're fucking? Did they just KISS?! Eww oh noes I'm gonna catch teh gays!" or overtly sensitive PC crowd getting upset about bad guys calling Midnighter and Apollo fags (completely disregarding the fact they're bad guys, and about to get their brains punched to orbit).

 

[sgc_meltdown]

PC crowd getting upset about bad guys calling Midnighter and Apollo fags (completely disregarding the fact they're bad guys, and about to get their brains punched to orbit).

bit of empowerment, bit of satire with the whole batman superman parallel
it's going to be tricky being offended on their behalf when they in this case refers to a man who used a savestates a million times in your fight and a sensitive superman with fabulous hair and kinda ipod-tier superpower battery levels

also I'm pretty sure midnighter is the bottom in the relationship so that evens the whole sissy superman fellow thing out

and bro TOTALLY jennifer hale as jenny sparks am i rite

inb4 prototype 2 engine being used for jack hawkesmoor game

voted andyman as next Doctor

 

[Admiral jimbob]

Prosper as The Doctor.

 

[sgc_meltdown]

Prosper as the Weatherman

orbital strike the jimbob

 

[Deleted member 7219]

So hey, remember the blizzcon "fag" thing? John "RPG of the Decade" Walker from RPS ran a predictably butthurt story on it last week. Here's his follow-up on Blizz's apology, where he would like you to know how OUTRAGEOUSLY OUTRAGED he is over the RPS comments section:

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/11 ... more-80349

You’ll notice that comments are switched off on this article. That’s because I personally don’t want to spend the rest of today and tomorrow having to remove foul, offensive attacks, and deal with the barrage of extra communication such an event brings on. My choice. It makes me pretty bloody sick that this is what happened last time. I also recognise how many people were erudite, thoughtful, and considerate, on both sides of the discussion, and greatly appreciated that. That’s what we expect from RPS readers, who we think are one of the best communities in the gaming world.

I really hate that sort of cowardice. I'm actually someone who agrees that the word 'fag' is offensive when used to describe homosexuals, but it is one thing to believe something and another to stop people from offering contrary opinions. Fuck you Walker.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

PC crowd getting upset about bad guys calling Midnighter and Apollo fags (completely disregarding the fact they're bad guys, and about to get their brains punched to orbit).

bit of empowerment, bit of satire with the whole batman superman parallel
it's going to be tricky being offended on their behalf when they in this case refers to a man who used a savestates a million times in your fight and a sensitive superman with fabulous hair and kinda ipod-tier superpower battery levels

also I'm pretty sure midnighter is the bottom in the relationship so that evens the whole sissy superman fellow thing out

and bro TOTALLY jennifer hale as jenny sparks am i rite

inb4 prototype 2 engine being used for jack hawkesmoor game

voted andyman as next Doctor

Prototype engine would actually be really good for Hawksmoor. And Hawksmoor himself has powers that would lend themselves really well to a video game.

Actually, hearing Jennifer Hale speak in a bitchy British accent would be pretty bitchin'. Has she ever voice-acted a British character like Sparks?



Also, Andyman for Doctor.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Unreal Software vs RPG Codex

http://www.unrealsoftware.de/forum_post ... ost=279505

Nothing much to say. At least it was short.

 

[Sacculina]

Actually, hearing Jennifer Hale speak in a bitchy British accent would be pretty bitchin'.

She was Bastilla in KotOR, remember? Bloody awful. Not as painful to listen to as the other 'British' accents in the game, but still.

 

[sgc_meltdown]

I love it when british lets players mock faux british VA

not being british myself what I hear generally works for me but I imagine it's a lot like hearing a non-native courageously attempt your country's accent and manage a slightly demeaning stereotypical fascimile

"AWWWW TALLY HO GUV GORSH THIS BLIMEY THING AINT BLARDY WORKIN WOT EH! Yes, because every british person sounds like that."

 

[Sacculina]

Actually, hearing Jennifer Hale speak in a bitchy British accent would be pretty bitchin'.

She was Bastilla in KotOR, remember? Bloody awful. Not as painful to listen to as the other 'British' accents in the game, but still.

She sounded british enough to me.

Ugh. At one point, after a quick succession of BioWare turds I began to hate British accents. Then I played Divinity 2 and realized I only hated Americans putting on British accents. I don't know why they even bother.

 

[sgc_meltdown]

on a related note I recently experienced totalbiscuit's authentic british narration of space pirates and zombies's opening

I wasn't expecting it at all and the dawning horror of it was a singular, singular experience

 

[Excidium]

I dunno what's so bad about him.

 

[sgc_meltdown]

I dunno what's so bad about him.

I don't mind him as much as a lot of my bros here

just ignore any editorialising and the whole haha cynical brit I wear dis tophat thing

he had absolutely no business being in a top down space sim thing though

 

[hoopy]

Anyone who reads, watches, or plays anything remotely associated with TotalBiscuit deserves everything they get.

I used to watch him more or less regularly, but then he became an industry apologist as if EA had bought him or something. I unsubscribed.

 

[Grunker]

Unreal Software vs RPG Codex

http://www.unrealsoftware.de/forum_post ... ost=279505

Nothing much to say. At least it was short.

dat post

 

[Toffeli]

Is this an old picture?

 

[deus101]

Unreal Software vs RPG Codex

http://www.unrealsoftware.de/forum_post ... ost=279505

Nothing much to say. At least it was short.

So...which codexer share the same genes as this guy?


Komme sie hier, bitte.

 

[Crispy]

http://forums.bethsoft.com/index.php?/t ... fallout-3/

will you have a bow in skyrim thats is like the MIRV from fallout 3? it would be an awesome wepon

I swear I only went there for a second. Just for a second!

MY EYES!

 

[deus101]

http://forums.bethsoft.com/index.php?/topic/1249702-will-you-have-a-bow-in-skyrim-thats-is-like-the-mirv-from-fallout-3/

will you have a bow in skyrim thats is like the MIRV from fallout 3? it would be an awesome wepon

I swear I only went there for a second. Just for a second!

MY EYES!

THE GREATER MANYSHOT FEAT!

But in skyrim it would look like

 

[Xor]

Manyshot is pretty much useless anyway.

 

[SCO]

HP systems. HP systems never change.

 

[Deleted member 7219]

Is this an old picture?

Of course, those who have watched Memento will know that the guy in the picture is actually telling the truth, and the main character deliberately chooses to think he is lying.

 

[Jaesun]

Don't be that guy Matt7895.

 

[visions]

http://forums.bethsoft.com/index.php?/topic/1249702-will-you-have-a-bow-in-skyrim-thats-is-like-the-mirv-from-fallout-3/

will you have a bow in skyrim thats is like the MIRV from fallout 3? it would be an awesome wepon

I swear I only went there for a second. Just for a second!

MY EYES!

Hail of Doom Arrow