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[Jasede]

You ought to be kidding. Forum-RP is /slow/. You're better off finding an elitist MUCK or NVN persistent world. Or an IRC RPG. Trouble is, those elitist places usually have less than 100 players, and usually only 30, 40 online, so you'll end up always meeting the same guys.

Come to think of it, did someone ever find a decent IRC RP channel, with good DMs? For Vampire?

 

[Data4]

It's slow, but those who like it love it. It gives you time to think about what you want to do, say, etc. Sort of the same reason why a forum is better for debate than a chatroom. Alleria has something like 23,000 active players, so it's not as slow as you'd think.

But anyway, that's not what this thread's about. Just figured interest in good forum RP may have been piqued by the shitty ESF example.

-D4

 

[Jasede]

I wouldn't call what you found on the ESF an "example", for the same reason you don't call a bum a "fine specimen of humanity".

 

[mirrorshades]

Re: Final Fantasy Emo

And here it is some of his "writing":

Mike is my best friend, he has a medium length blonde hair. He's a samurinja, ninja/samurai

I wish I would have known about samurinjas during career day. I would have studied that in college instead.

Although I bet he just misspelled ninjurai.

 

[Chinese Jetpilot]

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=593173

What do they want in the next Elder Scrolls game?

IDEA4: MOre fedex quests. Yup i agree with that to. In morrowind you came across peoples walking down a road. mostly they needed help or something got stolen from them becoe of a mage etc. such fedex quests are missing in olbivion and I would like to get them back in the new tes game.

Yeah, because mages are historically known for robbing travelers along the road. And if ES gets any more Fed-Ex quests, they're going to end up with them as a sponsor.

Ok fast traveling is helpfull if you get stuck in between some rocks and cant get out

With that kind of logic, perhaps the quest compass should remain just in case the user can't read. Oh well, at least they want to do away with the Pop-Ups.

 

[Elhoim]

Although I bet he just misspelled ninjurai.

Nope. Is his made up word for a profession.

If you want to have a real laugh, check this forum. There is even a RP one!

http://krystallight.proboards67.com/ind ... ythinghere

 

[MountainWest]

Re: Final Fantasy Emo

And here it is some of his "writing":

Fuck you all for not mentioning this guy in my "recommend Sci-fi"-thread. No, instead you pile up crap like Orson Scott Card and Arthur C. Whatever. Trying to keep this young mans pure genius to yourselves. Does that make you feel special? Does it?! For shame!

Edit: Spelling, and I just wanted to say that I want to be a barf when I grow up. Barbarian/ Dwarf

 

[KreideBein]

Although I bet he just misspelled ninjurai.

Nope. Is his made up word for a profession.

If you want to have a real laugh, check this forum. There is even a RP one!

http://krystallight.proboards67.com/ind ... ythinghere

Oh dear:

Before I begin I want to say I do not want arguments in this thread like all the others so that I will have to close it down.

How has the word kid grown to be used to much today, that we're referring to our children as kids. You may or may not know, but the word kid means baby goat, so why are we calling our children baby goats, it doesn't make since!? I am offended when someone calls me a kid because I am in no relation to a goat. The word bitch means female dog , but it is mainly known to be an insult, sometimes women use it casually to greet each other, but the point remains that they treat Bitch as a curse word and kid not when thet both are referring people as animals. In my opinion they should unban bitch and ban kid. Mybe it's the way the words sound to make them banned rather than the meaning, but I don't judge a word by how it sounds, but by the meaning., and my case stands if bitch is considered profanity, then kid should be too!

Maybe one day there'll be a Nova special about how such people manage to survive with such stupidity.

 

[Blahblah Talks]

Maybe one day there'll be a Nova special about how such people manage to survive with such stupidity.

It's called The Darwin Awards: Honorable Mentions.

 

[Blacklung]

I love those things. The greatest ones are when they don't actually die, but have to live with the humiliation of not only their actions, being taken out of the gene pool, and their story told to millions over the internet. PRICELESS.

 

[Chip]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/The_Elder_ ... _Oblivious

 

[HardCode]

The game is a MESOLARPS, a massive empty singleplayer offline LARP simulator. The basic premise of the game is that the players are supplied with a huge amount of nothing, which they are supposed to pretend is actually something, thus creating the ultimate Role Playing experience.

That pwns. That whole fucking page is aces.

 

[OccupatedVoid]

I fucking love Uncyclopedia!!!:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars:_Neverwinter_Nights
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Neverwinter_Nights

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

I fucking love Uncyclopedia!!!:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars:_Neverwinter_Nights
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Neverwinter_Nights

I love that site... I spent hours trailing around it once, starting with Cthulhu and finishing with either Emo Hitler or Black Jesus. Think I popped into Star Wars: Planescape Torment along the way.

 

[JrK]

Rofl, a picture from inside one of the games with the warning:

This image is a copyright violation.

luckily, nobody cares

 

[Ahzaruuk]

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=593834&st=0

Own3d by Talaran

 

[OccupatedVoid]

The op has now achieved their wish of getting someone [besides themselves, of course] to do something stupid.

He/She's right, the OP got people to defend Oblivion.

 

[Chinese Jetpilot]

BIOWARE ROMANCE:

- They walked in the cabin and Sij'Rath locked the door and sat down on the bed. "So waht do you want to tell me"

- she sat down and said "Well you might want to arrest me and send me away for this. But it was me who stole the artifact. Like you said. I still have it however. Second. II love you. And third...i.."

- "I like you too much to send you away to the prision so i will not arrest you at all" he said looking in love at Karina "And second i love you to". "What is the third?" he asked

- "I..uhh. Am carrying your cub..' she said.

- "Realy are you serious?" he asked in happyness

- "uhh yes. If..i was telling you i wouldnt be lieing" She said. [huh?!]

- "Well i will not arrest you or report you, and you may keep the artifact" he said

- "No point. Nowehere will take it. So im giving it back to you. And... what will happen with us?"

- "Well its your choice if you want to keep the cub" he said. "i dont know what happens now with us"

- "Im keeping him. I dont want to sacrifice life like that. And i want to keep you.." she said hugging close to him.

- "Me too" hugging her back "And i want to keep you too"

Awww.

 

[JrK]

So since when does abortion exist in a pre-medicinal society?

 

[Ahzaruuk]

So since when does abortion exist in a pre-medicinal society?

Read the Real Barenziah: Daggerfall edition

 

[Chinese Jetpilot]

So since when does abortion exist in a pre-medicinal society?

I'm sure Bethesda could cook up a mini-game, like the lockpicking one, where you insert a few metal tools into the womb, press up a few times, and despite having a low skill level, the job is accomplished.

 

[stargelman]

I have a strange feeling that the orcs in cyrodiil are sissys!
They are rich, weak, wear fancy clothes and live in fancy manors! if this were in morrowind they would be wearing heavy amour and kill you the second they saw you!

The orcs in cyrodiil also speak uber english! There are som words in there even I don't understand!

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... pic=584090

 

[Jasede]

:coffeethroughnose:

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

So since when does abortion exist in a pre-medicinal society?

I'm sure Bethesda could cook up a mini-game, like the lockpicking one, where you insert a few metal tools into the womb, press up a few times, and despite having a low skill level, the job is accomplished.

What happens when it fails? Do we get to see the consequences in the hideously maimed newborn?

 

[stargelman]

So since when does abortion exist in a pre-medicinal society?

I'm sure Bethesda could cook up a mini-game, like the lockpicking one, where you insert a few metal tools into the womb, press up a few times, and despite having a low skill level, the job is accomplished.

What happens when it fails? Do we get to see the consequences in the hideously maimed newborn?

I don't think there's any marketing personel in Oblivion.