NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

because it's rgarriot

 

It looks like one of the football fair play bracelets. I have one of those too.

 

I thought it was a "what would horse-jesus do?" bracelet

 

You guys are just jeally of his money.

 

Why is he drinking beer out of a wine glass?

 

and you are jelly of his girlfriend.

 

Lamest pages of the most rapidly devolving thread ever.

 

Oh snap...

 

Surf Solar would you kindly stop declining this thread with your boring persona? Thanks

 

I post where and what I like. If a simple joke-answer to another user quoting me is too much for you, there is always

 

It's probably one of those Belgian offerings.

 

I'm more jelly of his the first half of his gaming career. And of the part where he was forced to learn to program instead of being offered the easy path of being a modder.

 

Someone needs to bring back meltdown.

 

Meltdown is not the hero Codex deserves.

 

But he is the hero Codex needs.

 

He is a silent Gardener. A watchful pervert and a Dork Knight.

 

So I decided to check out what's new at Oblivion modding. It's pretty cool guys really.

Ever felt that Oblivion could be better enjoyed if your avatar was a woman? Well here's something for you:


Want a little colour in your life?


A little too anachronistic? Try a little platemail bikini


Platemail bikini too sexist for your advanced feminist agenda? Enter the age of full-body chainmail:


But wait, is this too bland? Well, why settle for being one woman when you can be three asian-looking women trannies at once? Pose as much as you fucking want.


But not all Oblivion mods these days are pure cosmetics. Perhaps you've found fast-travel system too complicated, the need to open the map each time for travel too daunting? Does it rub your fear of open spaces the wrong way? Get a Fast Fast Travel mod, and bind FT options to keys. Never be late again.



And thus my spiral into madness begins.

 

Notice how none of these mods give men giant boobs. I think that's a bit unfair.

Oh yeah, and I'll be starting my Invisible War feedback thread soon.

Edit: Oh god bros, what the fuck, check this out:



http://i.imgur.com/VMbfR.jpg JUST IN CASE

 

Doze talons

 

At least poor Meltdown used to spoiler tag them.

 

I'm not yet in the NSFW territory, good Captain.

 

I WILL CHECK IT OUT, maybe. AS SOON AS YOU PROVIDE A LINK.