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[evdk]

Maybe we could move this discussion outside of General Gaming? Just a thought.
Also circ got most of them wrong, reality is funnier.

 

[Merkwürdigliebe]

I agree this stuff can be be... amusing to look at as well but this thread is for retarded computer game related shit, not for various retarded people. Could Jaesun or some other mod kindly break this discussion out of the thread and move to GD?

Any way the following would fit such a new thread quite well

 

[FeelTheRads]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv9xjndmMU1qb3ngio1_1280.jpg

o_O This is the kind of people who probably was jumping of joy when they were diagnosed with Aspergers (if that wasn't a self-diagnosis too) just so they could add one more thing to the ever increasing list of things they are.

There's only one thing they need to say, imo:
I'm 18 and have very poor self esteem. Wah wah.

 

[bminorkey]

Maybe we could move this discussion outside of General Gaming? Just a thought.
Also circ got most of them wrong, reality is funnier.

How is this not GG related?

 

[evdk]

Because it's obviously roleplaying and thus belongs to cRPG.

 

[Zewp]

Glad to see in AC3 enemies can actually kill you. Combat is still way too simple and easy, but it is possible for enemies to kill you. In the previous games they'd just stop attacking and wait for your health to regenerate once it got critical.

It's not much, but I'll take any incline I can get.

 

[Modron]

Glad to see in AC3 enemies can actually kill you. Combat is still way too simple and easy, but it is possible for enemies to kill you. In the previous games they'd just stop attacking and wait for your health to regenerate once it got critical.

It's not much, but I'll take any incline I can get.

Wrong tab eh?

 

[Harg Harfardarssen]

Oh, hell with it, I'll bite.
What is wikipedia? Is it turn-based like youtube's optional gameplay?

Wikipedia is definitely turn-based, unlike youtube with its optional RtWP (i.e., autoplay). although you could argue that its more like a text adventure with light rpg element.

This is such a hella-belated response, that I'm not even sure its appropriate. But fuck it; its the Pilgrim's fault, not mine.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Ok I have a problem with genderfluid, because it's a bullshit word. Someone with a few functional braincells would maybe call it fluidic gender - at the extreme, maybe gender-fluid. This is like someone with aspergers making up... Oh.

I think it's a variant of "genderqueer", probably because "queer" also has an offensive meaning.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genderqueer

 

[FeelTheRads]

o_O OK, so out of curiosity I thought I'd Google some of the gibberish terms.
It started out quite funny:

FAAB is an acronym. It stands for Female-Assigned At Birth. A person who is FAAB was sexed as female, most likely based on how that person’s genitalia were perceived by the attending physician.

Most likely based on the genitalia. No fucking way.

But it quickly got fucking creepy, disgusting and sick:

Transabled people have a deep and obsessive need to have a physical impairment.

I think they have the need to be kicked in the fucking teeth.

 

[Manjuice Nutella]

But it quickly got fucking creepy, disgusting and sick:

Transabled people have a deep and obsessive need to have a physical impairment.

I think they have the need to be kicked in the fucking teeth.

Transabled? Something like "disabled tranny"? Sounds intriguing

Nugget porn (NSFW http://www.youporn.com/porntags/nugget/ )

 

[Coyote]

Since I am partially responsible for this derail, I guess I should try to get things back on track. And what better segue from social justice derpery to gaming derpery than Bioware Social Network?

The reason Bioware won't add the option to see exactly what your character will say rather than a paraphrase, à la Human Revolution:

Okay, last time I will go through this particular argument-- in the future, I'll simply link to this if I must.

Displaying the full text of the line for a voiced PC does not work for us. We investigated it. We tried it out, and discussed it, and ultimately discarded the idea.

I get that some people feel they need all the information in order to make their dialogue choice-- and they feel that seeing the entire line displayed for them will give them that information. It won't. Or, I should say, it will... but it will break down just as often as paraphrases do. Which is to say not very often, but often enough that you remember the situations where that happens. The only way that wouldn't be the case is if we started writing player lines as if the PC weren't voiced, as in Origins.

Also, there are a significant number of people who would be greatly annoyed by reading the entire line and then having it repeated to them verbatim. Your response might be "well, they shouldn't select that option then." But many people will. They'll see it in the list of options and think "oh, that's an option that will give me more information? More information is better!" and they'll select it... and then be annoyed by the result. So we would be trading one group of people who believe this is what they want for another group who would take the option and make it a poorer experience for themselves.

And, yes, that is something we must concern ourselves with. We do not offer, support and test options unless we believe they work as a viable option for the game as we intend it to be played. And you might say to that "well, I think it would make the game better for me", but I'd suggest you're largely wrong in that. It doesn't actually address your base problem, which is with the voiced PC. At best we'd be going out of our way to not really solve your issue while actively making the game worse for others.

This is not to say there aren't things we can do to make the system better other than simply being more rigorous with our use of paraphrases. Not being as anal about not repeating words and phrases between the paraphrase and the actual line(s) is one, but there are others... which we will discuss at a later time. Displaying the full line is not, however, going to be one of those things.

"Our fans are morons who can't be trusted not to mess up our emotionally engaging cinematic experience if we give them any options to play the game the way they like. Also, nobody could possibly dislike our ingenious dialogue wheel, so clearly you're just butthurt about voiced dialogue." Reminds me of their reasoning for not including a friendly-fire option separate from difficulty level.

Bioware: We Know Better Than You.

Edit: Also, I noticed something about the Dragon Age 3 General Discussion board's description:

This forum is for general discussion of Mass Effect 3.

This forum is for general discussion on Dragon Age II.

This forum is for positive and friendly discussion on the upcoming Dragon Age III Inquisition game.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Oh, hell with it, I'll bite.
What is wikipedia? Is it turn-based like youtube's optional gameplay?

Wikipedia is definitely turn-based, unlike youtube with its optional RtWP (i.e., autoplay). although you could argue that its more like a text adventure with light rpg element.

This is such a hella-belated response, that I'm not even sure its appropriate. But fuck it; its the Pilgrim's fault, not mine.

But youtube also has turn-based. The optional gameplay is about the turning the snake around. Ergo, turn-based.

 

[FeelTheRads]

This forum is for positive and friendly discussion on the upcoming Dragon Age III Inquisition game.

That is so sad.

Also, Gaydar is a stuck-up moron who doesn't make any sense.

 

[LundB]

This forum is for positive and friendly dicksuction on the upcoming Dragon Age III Inquisition game.

Altered for accuracy. Bioware should update the description accordingly.

 

[Turjan]

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I was still not prepared.

It starts of like a normal slim stomach but suddenly opens up around the naval?

I like the typo. It probably comes from the mental image of an aircraft carrier getting stuck in there.

 

[Turjan]

This forum is for positive and friendly discussion on the upcoming Dragon Age III Inquisition game.

That is so sad.

Also, Gaydar is a stuck-up moron who doesn't make any sense.

I'm pretty sure that you cannot moderate BSN without risking some severe mental and emotional damage.

 

[Luzur]

Roguey can you please translate some of those for me? Singlet? Gainer? Aromantic? Genderfluid FAAB? OS Anti-racist?

i know one of those, Racially mixed Piece Of Crap.

 

[DwarvenFood]

Ok I have a problem with genderfluid, because it's a bullshit word. Someone with a few functional braincells would maybe call it fluidic gender - at the extreme, maybe gender-fluid. This is like someone with aspergers making up... Oh.

I guess genderfluid is like Odo from ST DS9

 

[Machocruz]

Sitting at home, posting anonymously on the internet. Level of activism Gandhi and King Jr. would be envious of.

 

[Ulminati]

Ok I have a problem with genderfluid, because it's a bullshit word. Someone with a few functional braincells would maybe call it fluidic gender - at the extreme, maybe gender-fluid. This is like someone with aspergers making up... Oh.

I guess genderfluid is like Odo from ST DS9

Nah. Gender fluid is semen

 

[RK47]

or cum.

 

[mediocrepoet]

Genderfluid = semen FAAB = Friends all about benefits.

Pansexual = fucks everything.

This is starting to sound pretty good.

Abstinent hardcore vegan activist? Nevermind.

 

[Zewp]

Abstinent hardcore vegan activist = I can't get laid even if I try.

 

[Tzaero]

ITS TIME TO MELTDOWN
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