NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[evdk]

Also Infinitron is a scumbag News poster & Brofists harvesting machine, not a Mod. Get your facts straight.

 

[Cosmic Misogynerd]

Also Infinitron is a scumbag.

Fixed.

 

[dnf]

Some update on Insomnia reviews(AKA Vidiya Culture):

Aliens: Colonial Marines
Don't believe the anti-hype. This is a decent game.

Shadowrun Returns
The first half of the game is bad and the second half is OK.

Would love to see their reasoning, if they werent so anal that is.

 

[LundB]

The Misc, where half of the population are 4chan fags who've never even lifted. It's an odd place, been a while since I looked at it.

 

[LivingOne]

random videogame name generator
Night of the Midget Gladiator
Everybody hates the Amish vs The space mutants
Morbidly Obese Circus Remix
Fluffy Sex Rider
African Porn Gang
Primal Transvestite Wars

so this is where bioware looks for ideas

(though most of the combinations aren't that funny)

 

[Baron Dupek]

Nothing about Turbo HD Remix DLC-Day-1-Purchase or D1P and game jurnalizm wanking.

Wonder if there is generator for movies for stuff like Gayniggers from Outer Space (yes, this shit is real one)

 

[Clockwork Knight]

http://steamcommunity.com/app/252630/discussions/0/810938811093098244/

Female protagonist?

Judging by the game's cover, the game features a female protagonist. Am I correct?

If so, then I'd like to know why. I'm not personally against it, mind you; in fact, I think it's a neat idea. I'm just curious, that's all.

dphrygian [developer]

Let me start by saying: This is a sensitive subject to many people, and I will not hesitate to close this thread if discussion gets out of hand.

Yes, the main character in Eldritch is a non-sexualized woman of color. In game, Eldritch lets you customize your character. Customization makes no real difference in the game, but it's important to me. It was also important to me that the default character was not exactly like me (i.e., a cisgender heterosexual white man).

The representation of women (as well as minorities and marginalized people of all kinds) in games has been and continues to be a problematic part of our medium.

Eldritch is a very "video game-y" video game, for lack of a better term, and is neither intended nor well suited to address social politics. And, frankly, I'm not the person for that job. But in an industry where marketing teams remove women from box covers because market research says games will move more units that way, I can't do nothing. Honestly, making the protagonist of Eldritch a woman feels insubstantial and insignificant compared to the meaningful work being done by my peers, but I need to do at least this small bit to improve a problematic aspect of video games.

Did he really have to make the reply sound so tumblrfied?

 

[felipepepe]

dphrygian [developer]It was also important to me that the default character was not exactly like me (i.e., a cisgender heterosexual white man).

Someone send a helicopter, there's a man drowning in a endless ocean of white guilt.

 

[Infinitron]

The SJW thing has definitely crossed the line from amusing to creepy. The dude sounds brainwashed.

It was also important to me that the default character was not exactly like me (i.e., a cisgender heterosexual white man).

NOBODY TALKS LIKE THIS YOU MANIAC

 

[FeelTheRads]

But in an industry where marketing teams remove women from box

Well, that's true lately, but funny how women on boxes is also EVIL EVIL EVIL because they're also used to sell the game. Proof once again that you can't win with these fuckers.

 

[Roguey]

"Woman of color" but looks practically white.

Back to the drawing board whitey.

 

[felipepepe]

Don't do this Roguey, you'll make him suicide.

EDIT: But you're right, she looks like white... at most a light latino or gypsy.

 

[Broseph]

"Non-sexualized woman of color." Jesus Christ, just say woman.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

She looks white because of the glowing ball of energy on her hand, I think. But those eyes and lips are usually used to depict latino women.

edit: heh, now I remember who she reminded me of

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By the way, I initially thought the hero of La Mulana was a woman, for no real reason (maybe the stylish emerald attire). His name being "Lemeza Kosugi" didn't help matters.

 

[Roguey]

Latinos have plenty of white ancestry considering they're the result of interbreeding between the native peoples and the white imperialists who conquered them.

 

[Infinitron]

A pith helmet?

THAT'S RACIST.

 

[felipepepe]

Latinos have plenty of white ancestry considering they're the result of interbreeding between the native peoples and the white imperialists who conquered them.

But we also have black slaves ancestry, white guilt shall never touch me!

 

[Dexter]

The SJW thing has definitely crossed the line from amusing to creepy. The dude sounds brainwashed.

It was also important to me that the default character was not exactly like me (i.e., a cisgender heterosexual white man).

NOBODY TALKS LIKE THIS YOU MANIAC

Spoiler

 

[Surf Solar]

"I want to learn how not to be a problem"

Probably he should just kill himself?

 

[Broseph]

People unironically using check your privilege.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Fun game: mentally exchange WoC for WotC whenever you see it mentioned.

 

[Gragt]

"I want to learn how not to be a problem"

Probably he should just kill himself?

Maybe he was trolling. Hard to tell because of Poe's Law.

Fun game: mentally exchange WoC for WotC whenever you see it mentioned.

I read "wog" myself.

 

[Xor]

Fun game: mentally exchange WoC for WotC whenever you see it mentioned.

You can never understand what WotC go through!

 

[FeelTheRads]

I always read it as World Of.. something and try to figure out what the C stands for.

I figure it's World Of Cisgenders.

 

[Gurkog]

World of Cunts...

Isn't that the working title for the Codex?!