BioWare show off new found levels of retardness

[RPGMaster]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxlzEr0hcZY&feature=player_embedded#!

The decline has hit the point of no return.

 

[Angthoron]

Is that the Codexian EXTREME SHEPARD cameo?

 

[ChristofferC]

I dunno, do people really want to scream commands at their TV? It feels so much like a ten years old cell phone gimmick.

 

[Angthoron]

Well, Extreme Shepard is Extreme.

 

[Menckenstein]

"Gee it sure is a lot of effort to push X to examine... if only there were a way around that."

 

[Angthoron]

You don't want people to exercise memory when playing IQ-damaging games, Herve.

 

[racofer]

The delay between issuing the command and it actually executing is atrocious!

Knowing Bioware, I bet they paced down the whole game for Kinect, and hardcore biowhores will praise the game's slower pace since it now gives them more time to tactical evaluashunz, coordinating startegy, since, afterall, the mass effect gaems have always been tacticlocal rpgs.

 

[Valestein]

This proves that EA isn't the only company Bioware is a bitch to.

 

[Valestein]

I dunno, do people really want to scream commands at their TV? It feels so much like a ten years old cell phone gimmick.

I'm sure the LARPers will love this.

 

[Wyrmlord]

I was impressed.

Knowing BioWare's generally not-the-best interfaces, I find there is a lot more discomfort in cycling down dozens of mundane items just to get to the one you need. Voice command: SMG, and the whole process is several seconds shorter.

 

[felipepepe]

Voice command: Vega - Spank Me.

 

[Bahamut]

Guess microphones are to cheap for this glorious tourettes simulator, (similar crap was made for skyrim shouts)
still kinect-romance support would be more succesfull, oh the endles joy biotards could have

 

[Wirdschowerdn]

You still need a controller to play this game.

Kinect is really just a gimmick. Kwantards prefer gimmicks over substance.

 

[The Boring Incarnation]

Here's hoping there's an X-TREME command that you can shout at any point in the conversation, prompting Shepard to collar-grab, headbutt or punch out people at random and for no particular reason.

 

[Wirdschowerdn]

Here's hoping there's an X-TREME command that you can shout at any point in the conversation, prompting Shepard to collar-grab, headbutt or punch out people at random and for no particular reason.

You know, that's like your opinion, man.

 

[The Boring Incarnation]

Here's hoping there's an X-TREME command that you can shout at any point in the conversation, prompting Shepard to collar-grab, headbutt or punch out people at random and for no particular reason.

You know, that's like your opinion, man.

Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Is that the Codexian EXTREME SHEPARD cameo?

This guy was the only good thing in the trailer. One sentence and I fell in love.

Black people are

 

[Phelot]

:looks around to make sure no one is watching me play:

"Have sex with that black guy"

 

[Menckenstein]

:looks around to make sure no one is watching me play:

"Have sex with that black guy"

"Hip thrust, hip thrust, hip thrust, climax, cry"

 

[anus_pounder]

Mass Effect 3 is a very important milestone for RPGs.

 

[villain of the story]

Mass Effect 3 is a very important kidney stone for RPGs.

 

[Fens]

i can already see a bright future where people scream "duck, shoot, duck, shoot, duck, shoot..." at their TV until a PETA commando kicks their doors in, trying to liberate poor mistreated poultry

 

[Syril]

role-play Shepard the way you want.

express what your Shepard is feeling

you're role-playing as a human

We want it to be a movie

Story is 3-4 pages long

The depth of writing has been cranked up to another level

NEXT-GEN IMMERSHUN MOVIE SHEPARDZ THE WAY YOU WANT TO BE ASS EFUKT OUT OF YOUR MUNIEZ !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Menckenstein]

David Silverman vs Pete Hines, who is a worse human being?

 

[villain of the story]

Still longer than the story of the entire HL franchise put together