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BioWare to inflict the bad writing of thousands on the world

Discussion in 'BioWare' started by RPGMaster, Dec 21, 2011.

  1. RPGMaster Savant

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    Or is Gaider really desperate to fish for ideas?

    http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/260/index/8860035

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  2. thesoup Arcane

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    I'm Ridin' with Biden I'm Ridin' with Biden
    Oh god the prizes are so disgusting I feel violated already.

    Anyone gonna write something?
     
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  3. shihonage Subscribe to my OnlyFans Patron

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    I'm totally sending my Chris-Priestly-attacked-by-shitty-Bioware-character story.

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  4. MMXI Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    We should work together to collectively win it. We can then forward a cam girl's video stream to him through Skype so that we can get him to stick a dildo up his arse (or something even more degrading). Record it, stick the video up on as many video streaming sites as possible and spam links all over the BioWare forums.

    :yeah:
     
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  5. Grimlorn Arcane

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    They must need ideas for DA3. Think of all the free ideas they'll get from this to put into DA3. Should be awesome and cheap.
     
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  7. thesoup Arcane

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    I'm Ridin' with Biden I'm Ridin' with Biden
    I'd still take Fisto over that bot.
     
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  8. racofer Thread Incliner

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    Is that shit from TOR?
     
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  9. Duckard Augur

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    When did David Gaider become some kind of internet superstar? Not only will he READ your story if you win, you actually get to ask him a question over the internet!
     
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  10. thesoup Arcane

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    It looks like Gaider is more famous than MCA. :rpgcodex:
     
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  11. Black Arcane

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    ASS UNDER
     
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  12. Majestic47 Learned

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    oOOOH. i think i might try it if i have the time.
     
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  13. Destroid Arcane

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    It bothers me that settings are referred to as Intellectual Properties, no matter the context.
     
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  14. baronjohn Cipher

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    The first prize is becoming a living ad board for bioware?
     
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  15. Spectacle Arcane Patron

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    It's part of the effort to convince people that there is such a thing as "Intellectual Property" It seems to be going well for them.
     
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  16. Jiggy Boobles TESTOSTERONIC As Fuck™ Patron

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    I thought that was the point of Biowarean stories?
     
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  17. Majestic47 Learned

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    And no violence made me lol. Isn't that mature and gritty?

    I guess I could write about a Templar trainee in a Chantry, who knew Alistair once and witnessed the latter's rise into King of Fereldan, expressing both regret and jealousy towards the bastard.
     
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  18. Mozgoëbstvo Learned

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    No, it's because only Gaider can write porn that arouses Gaider. Nobody else.
     
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  19. Angthoron Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Should we introduce PIP, a new term to describe pseudo-intellectual property?
     
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  20. treave Arcane Patron

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    Re: BioWare to inflict the bad writing of thousands on the w

    :thumbsup:

    Anyone read that yet?
     
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  21. Rivmusique Arcane Patron

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    Is that actually from TOR?

    Jesus, I played the beta and decided it was complete shit (fake-choices, nothing new added to combat, Bioware-dilemas etc.) before I even saw something this retarded. Hope it goes under.
     
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  22. Wyrmlord Arcane

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    Pretty much one of the most hilarious threads I have seen in a while.

    And all it required was showing a newspost exactly as it was written.

    Read a videogame promotion novel to inspire and inform one's writing? Really? I am sure the press writer himself inserted that as a jest, but it almost sounds serious.
     
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  23. sigma1932 Augur

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    Edit: I found it mildly amusing that my pre-submitted message appears as
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  24. theHiddenHand Educated

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    Could not be any worse than the writers they have already.
     
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