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Completed Blood Bowl: The End
- Thread starter RK47
- Start date
Hellraiser
Arcane
He served us well as a punching bag, now he has outlived his usefulness.
Changes are made.
I'm just gonna wait for the opponent to come online.
In mean time I played a filler game of Pro Elves vs Necro - eh, it wasn't pretty. A 1-1 draw but I have like 5 casualty and 1 dead. One lineman lost 1 AGI, Blitzer Misses Next Game. Got a 2nd Blitzer to lvl 3 tho, Blodge + Guard.
I can finally afford my first Elf Catcher, heh. What a weird team to run with so little cash.
Brother None
inXile Entertainment
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And gone is Umppaleka. Sad.
stabby
Learned
I'm guessing that Humppaleka took one too many hits for him to be considered an effective assistant coach then? Or did you assure him that he's the first guy you're going to call as soon as the team's budget is in order?
Oh, and speaking of the fragility of Elves, you should see my trials with High Elf teams. I swear that their AV8 is actually a '6 that someone took a marker to, as I just don't get how they're dying and getting injured much more often than my 'Zons do when they hit the ground. Bleedin'' pansies, the lot of 'em I tell ya!
Oh, and speaking of the fragility of Elves, you should see my trials with High Elf teams. I swear that their AV8 is actually a '6 that someone took a marker to, as I just don't get how they're dying and getting injured much more often than my 'Zons do when they hit the ground. Bleedin'' pansies, the lot of 'em I tell ya!
Kashmir Slippers
Magister
Good Luck! The people on your forum don't seem to be giving you any credit. I hope you prove them wrong.
Match day 1 Part 1
Welcome back! After a week long break, we're finally IN THE LIVE SEASON OF F13 BLOODBOWL CHAMPIONSHIP!
We've been waiting for a long time and here we are!
The Knight's first opponent is the Underworld team coached by Lamaros. The Knights have played a pre-season against this team and lost 2-1 due to a late fumble. Can the Knights do better and win this one or will history repeat itself? Let's get the game started!
The Underworld team naturally gaining a high amount of inducement due to the TV difference. Hoping to make up for the impending casualties and knock-outs - they hired a Wandering Apothecary and Bloodweiser Babes.
Today's arena is one dark place.
Sad news however, as the players line up for the pre-match coin toss with the noticeable absence of Humppalekka, the crowd favorite. Due to severe injuries and external economic factors, he is forced to retire from the team. The Jews did it again.
Pre-match jitters aside, both coaches should be quite familiar with each other - but the tourney participants predicts an Underworld victory due to Human coach's inexperience. The Human coach, when asked for comment, declined, preferring to keep being under the radar. It's a big game. And talking big won't serve a new team well. Looks like Lamaros wants the ball, so the Knights will kick off.
Here comes the kick off from Angelo. Seems like they're going short.
Clear weather as the ball takes flight - perfect for blood bowl!
Crowd groans the kick came up too short - and the Underworld gets a free ball.
And they're off! Claws up and Hellraiser down! No injury tho. This is one of the most critical factor of the match. If the Knights can weather this claw attack, they can probably make a fair game.
The Underworld skaven thrower, sporting 4 AG goes left - as another rat goes for a blitz.
Jaedar, the Dodge Maestro, famed for the 2-1 defensive stand-off during the final pre-season survives his first block unscathed.
Meanwhile, the troll pushes LundB back. Turn over as the Knights can now counter the play.
Hellraiser gets up and moves right with Brother None.
It's the crowd favorite, Whitewolf! As he launches into a blitz!
A stun. Niggling injury aside, Whitewolf is a sight to be feared on the field, able to do frenzied blocks augmented with that killer uppercut. A fang that has become so bloody that the coach feared he'd be a target of fouls in every game.
Jaedar finishes the turn with a dodge out. It's the Underworld's turn now...
Hellraiser gets stunned again, and Brother None gets pushed by a blitz!
LundB continues to troll the troll as the Underworld ball carrier moves right. Turn over.
Oh boy, Whitewolf with a reckless blitz !
Could've been punished - but that was clearly an unintended blitz! Pre-season match jitters mayhap?
Knights close in on the Underworld. It's only turn 2, but it felt like nothing much is happening.
Brother None with a dodge.
Jaedar downs the Troll, no injuries. Turnover.
Hellraiser, eating another claw sandwich. Some pushes here and there in turn 3, nothing going as the ball carries zips past the Knights. No fucks given apparently. Turn over.
Whitewolf aims for the Claw Blitzer and takes him down, still no injuries!
It seems the human is content to turn this into a bash game. Ignoring the ball completely, while attempting to pressure the Underworld to score early.
The troll goes down as Jaedar applies pressure on the ball.
Good dodge.
Angelo to dodge out.. fails, but rerolls...
And fucks up his go-for-it.
Jaedar's down.
So is stabby. Turn over as they delay the touchdown.
Fine, the humans ignore it and continue bashing. Xenomorph scoring a stun.
Not even the troll was spared.
Whitewolf smashes, still no injuries.
Final ball pressure applied as the turn ends.
Underworld gets the message and walk in for the touchdown!
Best With the Mess 1 - Knights of Codexia 0!
Just as planned.
We've been waiting for a long time and here we are!
The Knight's first opponent is the Underworld team coached by Lamaros. The Knights have played a pre-season against this team and lost 2-1 due to a late fumble. Can the Knights do better and win this one or will history repeat itself? Let's get the game started!
The Underworld team naturally gaining a high amount of inducement due to the TV difference. Hoping to make up for the impending casualties and knock-outs - they hired a Wandering Apothecary and Bloodweiser Babes.
Today's arena is one dark place.
Sad news however, as the players line up for the pre-match coin toss with the noticeable absence of Humppalekka, the crowd favorite. Due to severe injuries and external economic factors, he is forced to retire from the team. The Jews did it again.
Pre-match jitters aside, both coaches should be quite familiar with each other - but the tourney participants predicts an Underworld victory due to Human coach's inexperience. The Human coach, when asked for comment, declined, preferring to keep being under the radar. It's a big game. And talking big won't serve a new team well. Looks like Lamaros wants the ball, so the Knights will kick off.
Here comes the kick off from Angelo. Seems like they're going short.
Clear weather as the ball takes flight - perfect for blood bowl!
Crowd groans the kick came up too short - and the Underworld gets a free ball.
And they're off! Claws up and Hellraiser down! No injury tho. This is one of the most critical factor of the match. If the Knights can weather this claw attack, they can probably make a fair game.
The Underworld skaven thrower, sporting 4 AG goes left - as another rat goes for a blitz.
Jaedar, the Dodge Maestro, famed for the 2-1 defensive stand-off during the final pre-season survives his first block unscathed.
Meanwhile, the troll pushes LundB back. Turn over as the Knights can now counter the play.
Hellraiser gets up and moves right with Brother None.
It's the crowd favorite, Whitewolf! As he launches into a blitz!
A stun. Niggling injury aside, Whitewolf is a sight to be feared on the field, able to do frenzied blocks augmented with that killer uppercut. A fang that has become so bloody that the coach feared he'd be a target of fouls in every game.
Jaedar finishes the turn with a dodge out. It's the Underworld's turn now...
Hellraiser gets stunned again, and Brother None gets pushed by a blitz!
LundB continues to troll the troll as the Underworld ball carrier moves right. Turn over.
Oh boy, Whitewolf with a reckless blitz !
Could've been punished - but that was clearly an unintended blitz! Pre-season match jitters mayhap?
Knights close in on the Underworld. It's only turn 2, but it felt like nothing much is happening.
Brother None with a dodge.
Jaedar downs the Troll, no injuries. Turnover.
Hellraiser, eating another claw sandwich. Some pushes here and there in turn 3, nothing going as the ball carries zips past the Knights. No fucks given apparently. Turn over.
Whitewolf aims for the Claw Blitzer and takes him down, still no injuries!
It seems the human is content to turn this into a bash game. Ignoring the ball completely, while attempting to pressure the Underworld to score early.
The troll goes down as Jaedar applies pressure on the ball.
Good dodge.
Angelo to dodge out.. fails, but rerolls...
And fucks up his go-for-it.
Jaedar's down.
So is stabby. Turn over as they delay the touchdown.
Fine, the humans ignore it and continue bashing. Xenomorph scoring a stun.
Not even the troll was spared.
Whitewolf smashes, still no injuries.
Final ball pressure applied as the turn ends.
Underworld gets the message and walk in for the touchdown!
Best With the Mess 1 - Knights of Codexia 0!
Just as planned.
Matchday 1 Part 2
And we're back! Humans nonchalant as they give away the fourth turn touch down, giving them ample time for a counter score. But the question is: will they score? Or is this another one of those gambits with high risk and high return? Let's find out!
Kick off!
Perfect weather for a passing game? Knight's pre-season are littered with passes every.fucking.time. The only game they didn't pass is when they drew / loss to Chaos.
Ball lands very close to Xenomorph. Let the games begin!
Classic Knights breakaway, no fucks given as they flood the opponent's half with receivers.
On both sides!
Whitewolf with a stunning blitz!
Here we go?
Trigger man, Xenomorph, is one of the top 3 MVPs of the Pre-season, unleashing several elf-like passes with human risks. stabby and Azira being his favorite customers. His most famous play involves his own dodge, a go for it, and a medium throw towards a catcher for a touchdown. What are the chances?!
Back to the match as the human coach is doing something extremely crazy. The Line of Scrimmage is COMPLETELY ABANDONING THEIR POSITION!?
No fucks to give as the turn is over.
Underworld's coach reaction is to cage the right field players...
They seem to BELIEVE that is where the ball is headed.
Here comes the blitz from the freed LoS linerat!
Xenomorph is down! The human gambit is in trouble! Turnover as the human coach gets ready for a match-saving play.
Angelo the kicker will clear the ball zone.
Success! Now it's Xeno's turn?
No, eklektyk with a match changing push to free LundB! Is Xeno really thinking about passing to a lineman?!
So you *think* you've stopped me...
XenomorphII fires the pass!
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!
LundB gets it!
HIGHWAYYY TO THE DANGERZONE!
The arena exploded. The Knights have arrived. 1-1. Game on.
Kick off!
Perfect weather for a passing game? Knight's pre-season are littered with passes every.fucking.time. The only game they didn't pass is when they drew / loss to Chaos.
Ball lands very close to Xenomorph. Let the games begin!
Classic Knights breakaway, no fucks given as they flood the opponent's half with receivers.
On both sides!
Whitewolf with a stunning blitz!
Here we go?
Trigger man, Xenomorph, is one of the top 3 MVPs of the Pre-season, unleashing several elf-like passes with human risks. stabby and Azira being his favorite customers. His most famous play involves his own dodge, a go for it, and a medium throw towards a catcher for a touchdown. What are the chances?!
Back to the match as the human coach is doing something extremely crazy. The Line of Scrimmage is COMPLETELY ABANDONING THEIR POSITION!?
No fucks to give as the turn is over.
Underworld's coach reaction is to cage the right field players...
They seem to BELIEVE that is where the ball is headed.
Here comes the blitz from the freed LoS linerat!
Xenomorph is down! The human gambit is in trouble! Turnover as the human coach gets ready for a match-saving play.
Angelo the kicker will clear the ball zone.
Success! Now it's Xeno's turn?
No, eklektyk with a match changing push to free LundB! Is Xeno really thinking about passing to a lineman?!
XenomorphII fires the pass!
LundB gets it!
The arena exploded. The Knights have arrived. 1-1. Game on.
Match Day 1 - Part 3
Game restarts -
Fans are absolutely blown away, they're loving this! Knights sticking to their brand of risky passing play.
There's still enough time for the Underworld to score - so it's still a tense finish to the first half...
With a rat blitzer fucking his block and spending a reroll. Gets a push on the second try.
Looks like they might try the long throw here.
Humans will pick off the receivers.
Turnover as the receivers are neutralized.
A blitzing rat finally injures a Knight! Angelo85 is down!
This looks VERY bad!
APOTHECARY!
After many seconds of prayers to the Emprah, Angelo rose - no worse for wear.
He can't wait to get back in the game. But the ball is in the danger zone as the rat needs a handoff -
But failed! Turnover!
Gondolin repays the favor. Badly hurting a line rat.
First half is over - 1-1.
There's blood and bowl in the first half, the crowd is getting pumped. Knights will receive in the second half, fielding a full squad after an early scare with Angelo.
A very curious formation...
Kick off!
Crowds egging the Knights on. This is going to be a very interesting half. Scoring early will give enough time for a tying touchdown - but the Knights are not known for caging plays. Will the coach switch style according to play?
The ball lands very far back, making a long pass nearly impossible.
Brother None with a push in the mid-scrum.
Stunning blow from the Whitewolf.
Hellraiser takes down the troll.
It looks like the Knights may do a caging play after all, Gondolin being brought back to the ball zone.
eklektyk with a marking duty.
Xenomorph with a Go-For-It and pick up attempt.
It's good. The Devil's trigger got it again...now what play will he try next.
Commence Jaedar's Nightmare Maneuver.
W-what?
A quick pass to Azira?! The crowd grew confused as the turn ends. It was a risky move with very little strategic gain. The ball is completely safe, yet he risked in on a short pass. Why?
Underworld clawing at Eklektyk's armor, downing him but no injury.
They have the whole mid field surrounded. Turnover.
Knights content to bash the mid scrimmage. Hellraiser with a knockdown on the troll.
LundB with a push against a gobbo.
Jaedar gets a push too.
Whitewolf...
Stuns. Bash play complete - how's the ball going to be played next?
Are you sure?
Yes.
What the hell do you think you're doing?
The masterplan.
OK, now gimme the ball.
Wait-wha? Ok.
Oops.
What the hell is going on? Hell knows.
Troll going really stupid, as eklektyk gets pushed to the danger zone.
Jaedar is down and Brother None gets stunned. Turnover.
What is the game plan? Hell if we know.
Whitewolf to rescue eklektyk.
Stuns.
eklektyk only manages a push.
LundB scores a stunning blow.
Meanwhile...
You've got to be kidding.
Get ready.
Now what?
Gondolin, Angelo, stabby, move ahead. The time draws near.
The knights 'catching practice team' finally moves out... after three turns in there. Turn over.
Troll having a bad day.
Hellraiser's luck finally ran out as he gets KO'ed out of the match.
eklektyk gets hammered once again.
Jaedar maintains his footing.
So does Whitewolf. Turnover.
Whitewolf to get away from trouble.
Only gets chain pushes.
The 'cage' finally arrive on the mid line - much to Jaedar's relief.
He knocks down a gobbo.
Xeno...
..trolls more. Turn over.
Brother None gets stunned.
Whitewolf survives a down! He's not injured!
Angelo with a good stun.
eklektyk...seems to have been forgotten, he moves to a receiving position.
Whitewolf, rising dodge - blitz.
Scores an injury!
W-wait..he's not getting up...apothecary was called and the dead rat is back to life.
A shame.
LundB to dodge out and create an illusion of trying to score.
Meanwhile...
Turnover.
Whitewolf stands firm on the blitz challenge. Underworld can't get a favorable push as Xenomorph continues trolling at the back.
Is this gonna be a draw?
Whitewolf with another daring play.
Ouch! A gobbo out for the count! Crowd cheers at the bashing spectacle. No ball play so far...if you count catching practice as one.
This frees stabby...
Lookin' good...
Jaedar knocks out another goblin.
Brother None tries to create a new receiving option...
Hmm. Let's reroll...
Meh.
This does leave an opportunity for a blitz on Azira though, who is actually holding on to the ball.
Right on time.
Safe? Reroll.
Oh boy. We're in the danger zone. But instead of picking up the ball with 2 GFI to have a chance of scoring...he goes for...
...capitulating at Xenomorph's feet.
Knights in full con-TROLL of the game. As they have a chance of scoring very late.
Whitewolf with a blitz to clear a passing channel...
Gondolin stuns his man.
Channel: Cleared. Prepare for Skyfall.
Acknowledged.
XenomorphII makes his move!
Scoops it!
Take *THIS*!
Fans are absolutely blown away, they're loving this! Knights sticking to their brand of risky passing play.
There's still enough time for the Underworld to score - so it's still a tense finish to the first half...
With a rat blitzer fucking his block and spending a reroll. Gets a push on the second try.
Looks like they might try the long throw here.
Humans will pick off the receivers.
Turnover as the receivers are neutralized.
A blitzing rat finally injures a Knight! Angelo85 is down!
This looks VERY bad!
After many seconds of prayers to the Emprah, Angelo rose - no worse for wear.
He can't wait to get back in the game. But the ball is in the danger zone as the rat needs a handoff -
But failed! Turnover!
Gondolin repays the favor. Badly hurting a line rat.
First half is over - 1-1.
There's blood and bowl in the first half, the crowd is getting pumped. Knights will receive in the second half, fielding a full squad after an early scare with Angelo.
A very curious formation...
Kick off!
Crowds egging the Knights on. This is going to be a very interesting half. Scoring early will give enough time for a tying touchdown - but the Knights are not known for caging plays. Will the coach switch style according to play?
The ball lands very far back, making a long pass nearly impossible.
Brother None with a push in the mid-scrum.
Stunning blow from the Whitewolf.
Hellraiser takes down the troll.
It looks like the Knights may do a caging play after all, Gondolin being brought back to the ball zone.
eklektyk with a marking duty.
Xenomorph with a Go-For-It and pick up attempt.
It's good. The Devil's trigger got it again...now what play will he try next.
A quick pass to Azira?! The crowd grew confused as the turn ends. It was a risky move with very little strategic gain. The ball is completely safe, yet he risked in on a short pass. Why?
Underworld clawing at Eklektyk's armor, downing him but no injury.
They have the whole mid field surrounded. Turnover.
Knights content to bash the mid scrimmage. Hellraiser with a knockdown on the troll.
LundB with a push against a gobbo.
Jaedar gets a push too.
Whitewolf...
Stuns. Bash play complete - how's the ball going to be played next?
What the hell is going on? Hell knows.
Troll going really stupid, as eklektyk gets pushed to the danger zone.
Jaedar is down and Brother None gets stunned. Turnover.
What is the game plan? Hell if we know.
Whitewolf to rescue eklektyk.
Stuns.
eklektyk only manages a push.
LundB scores a stunning blow.
Meanwhile...
The knights 'catching practice team' finally moves out... after three turns in there. Turn over.
Troll having a bad day.
Hellraiser's luck finally ran out as he gets KO'ed out of the match.
eklektyk gets hammered once again.
Jaedar maintains his footing.
So does Whitewolf. Turnover.
Whitewolf to get away from trouble.
Only gets chain pushes.
The 'cage' finally arrive on the mid line - much to Jaedar's relief.
He knocks down a gobbo.
Xeno...
..trolls more. Turn over.
Brother None gets stunned.
Whitewolf survives a down! He's not injured!
Angelo with a good stun.
eklektyk...seems to have been forgotten, he moves to a receiving position.
Whitewolf, rising dodge - blitz.
Scores an injury!
W-wait..he's not getting up...apothecary was called and the dead rat is back to life.
A shame.
LundB to dodge out and create an illusion of trying to score.
Meanwhile...
Turnover.
Whitewolf stands firm on the blitz challenge. Underworld can't get a favorable push as Xenomorph continues trolling at the back.
Is this gonna be a draw?
Whitewolf with another daring play.
Ouch! A gobbo out for the count! Crowd cheers at the bashing spectacle. No ball play so far...if you count catching practice as one.
This frees stabby...
Lookin' good...
Jaedar knocks out another goblin.
Brother None tries to create a new receiving option...
Hmm. Let's reroll...
Meh.
This does leave an opportunity for a blitz on Azira though, who is actually holding on to the ball.
Right on time.
Safe? Reroll.
Oh boy. We're in the danger zone. But instead of picking up the ball with 2 GFI to have a chance of scoring...he goes for...
...capitulating at Xenomorph's feet.
Knights in full con-TROLL of the game. As they have a chance of scoring very late.
Whitewolf with a blitz to clear a passing channel...
Gondolin stuns his man.
XenomorphII makes his move!
Scoops it!
Match Day 1 - Part 4
Can this day get any crazier? What a turn around! After conceding a 4th turn touchdown, the Knights fought back a quick draw, survived a late counter - and then delayed a touchdown ... up till this point! What will happen next?!
Knights opting for safety for his men - no more apoth. This could be a mistake...
Long kick...
Oh boy, more weather siding with the Knights. There's gonna be hell for a throw now.
Knight's line collapses as the Underworld burst forward.
Knights with a final play to stop the score.
Lots of holes.
Not tight enough. This is bad.
Azira can't get to the thrower!
Turnover!
Whitewolf is down!
So is stabby!
In comes the thrower unopposed!
Makes the throw, it's FREE! IT'S FREE! PANDEMONIUM ON THE KNIGHT'S BENCH AS THEY LET GO OF THE VICTORY RIGHT AT THE DEATH!
2-2! WHAT A GAME!
Post match conference for the Knights' Coach.
Can this day get any crazier? What a turn around! After conceding a 4th turn touchdown, the Knights fought back a quick draw, survived a late counter - and then delayed a touchdown ... up till this point! What will happen next?!
Knights opting for safety for his men - no more apoth. This could be a mistake...
Long kick...
Oh boy, more weather siding with the Knights. There's gonna be hell for a throw now.
Knight's line collapses as the Underworld burst forward.
Knights with a final play to stop the score.
Lots of holes.
Not tight enough. This is bad.
Azira can't get to the thrower!
Turnover!
Whitewolf is down!
So is stabby!
In comes the thrower unopposed!
Makes the throw, it's FREE! IT'S FREE! PANDEMONIUM ON THE KNIGHT'S BENCH AS THEY LET GO OF THE VICTORY RIGHT AT THE DEATH!
2-2! WHAT A GAME!
Post match conference for the Knights' Coach.
Kashmir Slippers
Magister
Wow. I see that your opponent has done reasonably well in the previous records, but he strikes me as being more than a little full of himself. Chastising you for risky play and making it sound like he didn't pull the win out of his ass, and all. The win would have been nice, but congrats for tying and proving him wrong.
To be honest he had a chance to hit 2-1 up on the first half.
Risky play...hmmmmmm. We've been doing nothing but that all day long, I guess there will come a time when the dice fuck us over, but so far it's pretty good to us.
Risky play...hmmmmmm. We've been doing nothing but that all day long, I guess there will come a time when the dice fuck us over, but so far it's pretty good to us.
Brother None
inXile Entertainment
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RK is mad trolling that whole league.
Let em off the hook
He certainly crowned his own ass already.
Let em off the hook
He certainly crowned his own ass already.
Oooh, perfect timing for fielding Ulminati. 
Some ballsy plays there 
Passing the ball to your thrower in your end zone was especially insane. Have fun destroying those goats.
Passing the ball to your thrower in your end zone was especially insane. Have fun destroying those goats.
eklektyk
Erudite
quite tasty first game
and im one toss of the ball from a lvlup
and im one toss of the ball from a lvlup
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