Completed Blood Bowl: The End

[RK47]

05 - Only Human

Spoiler

And we're back. Both teams under severe pressure as the last turn of the first half is coming closer... Knights offense making headway into Beerfags' territory - but the presence of Yhetee and lots of markers are making it difficult to find space for that breakthrough. No more rerolls for both team, it's all out or nothing.

Ky Killer Kiske gets up!

Wow! That's one way to clear a path.

Eomund moves forward to assist block.

Testament with a knock down.

Clear path for Chipp to run through-

Robo Ky gets a push.

Anji can't break through...

Sol gets up... Zappa moves up, expecting the ball.

Elsewhere ..

Rookie catcher stuns his marker, but that's not enough to escape.. turn over. It's Beerfags' last chance to stop the ball delivery.

Robo Ky gets pushed.

Chipp gets some unwanted company.

A blitz!

Just a push against Zappa!

Trying to cut that passing channel and maybe fishing for that intercept...

Whoah! Robo Ky sent flying from that massive claw assault!

He's....DEAD! The Knights have lost one of their own. Permanently! Apothecary rushes off the stands and after several failed attempts declared him not among the living. Drama! Gritted teeth as the crowd goes wild at this final developments of the first half!

Chipp in a load of trouble. He's not a feasible pass target anymore. Knights, backs to the wall.

Ky Kiske, unleashing an inhuman roar as he blitzes Zappa's marker!

PUSHES HIM AWAY!

Hans goes forward!

He clutches the ball tightly before letting it rip.

HE'S GOT IT!

A moment of silence to a fallen comrade.

1-1! Game On!

 

[Jaedar]

Such an Amazing game

 

[RK47]

S7 game postponed - he tried to get me last night at 1 am. I had to go to sleep or I won;'t make it to work.
Sorry guys, 2 mins per turn and live screenshot taking for the LP is a bit much when you're half asleep.

 

[RK47]

Finally, got a game time agreed upon - match will commence in approx. 5 hours from now. 8 PM (GMT+8)
Let's do this!

 

[Azira]

Dun dun dunnnn!

 

[RK47]

I present you - Match Day 2

Spoiler

I miss you guys, and I miss the action, the blood, and the bowl. Today the knights are about to climb up the table - suiting up against Changer of Minds, a fresh Chaos team.

There's a lot of Team Value gap between the two and hence Chaos coach decides to bring in a star minotaur and a hired Chaos warrior to buff up the numbers.

But the Knights have a secret weapon...

Ulminati the Ogre has joined the Chapter. Will he prove to be a liability - or an awesome punching bag?

Kick off as Chaos takes it.

It's high! XenomorphII runs back to get it.

Knights on marking duties, let's push up!

All set, here comes the crowd favorite!

Whitewolf !!!!

Oh god, it's good to be back.

 

[RK47]

Let's go Let's go!

Spoiler

Azira gets forward!

stabby repositions!

Ulminati takes a swing, only gets a knock down, but no injury.

Hellraiser shows him how it's done.

Holy shit.

LundB gets a free pass through - he'll draw a mino blitz on next round. And that's part of the plan.

A fine first turn finish by the Knights!

Jaedar gets KO'ed.

Problem?

Uses a reroll, only gets a push. Hah. Turn over.

Back to business.

whitewolf scores another crowd-surf.... but the goat lives.

eklektyk gets into receiving position...

Brother None combos with the two catchers to take down a Chaos Warrior. No injury though...

No problem, stabby gets a walk.

"Please sir, can I have some more?" LundB says as he gets up.

Ulminati swings again, but only gets a push.

Xenomorph moves up ... slowly. Just a step.

Hellraiser will reposition to create yet another scoring threat. They need that early lead.

Whoops. Reroll?

Too bad. Turn over.

LundB, enjoying his S&M Session.

Ulminati joins Hellraiser on the floor. Chaos decides a risky play!

They got a goat right up to Xeno's face! Close! If Xeno has taken another step that would've been within blitz range!

Don't you just want to know what happens next?

 

[XenomorphII]

That is a beautiful start.

 

[LundB]

Aww yeah, there I am adding nothing to TV, yet single-handedly keeping the Minotaur busy for 2 turns without as much as a scratch. Suck it down, giant monsters.

 

[RK47]

Cuz thats who the fuck we are

Spoiler

Xeno's been in this situation before... usually, he'll just dodge, run, gfi, and pass to stabby... but that's not the gameplan today. The coach wants him to pass to someone else. We can't be too dependent on the fragile catchers. If any of them die, they'd clip our wings. We need to strengthen not just the wings, but the bones of the KOC.

Which means stabby gets to blitz and free Xeno instead.

Well executed. Target stumbles and downed.

That's right, today's target is... eklektyk!

No pressure.

1-0 and that's our dirty player.

Kick it short, we want more scoring opportunity. Let's do this!

What is up with the High Kicks today?

That sonuvabitch has a 4 AGI goat?! :jealous:

Ulminati ate a fist - and gets downed.

Beefsteak is going to be a huge problem - I didn't foresee that frenzy. Fuck.

Uh oh...

Jaedar's ok. Down, but OK.

He rerolled, stumbling the defender. Hellraiser is down, but alright.

Turn over.

Ulminati succeeds his bone-head check..

It's a good thing Gondolin is free behind ...

That's make a hole in their pressure..

Enough for whitewolf to stun his marker. Let's break out and pressure the cage.

stabby and Angelo85 knows where to go.

Azira dodges out to assist Brother None.

Goat down, unhurt.

Xeno, with the final move of the turn..

Didn't lose his nerve.

Crisis averted. Let's play ball.

 

[Azira]

Yep, let's just hope lady luck doesn't turn around and slaps him squarely in the face after such an auspicious start.

 

[RK47]

Balls , slippery slipper balls...

Spoiler

LundB performs his duty admirably albeit stunned.

As does Ulminati who's been taking the mino blow round after round. Let's hope he doesn't get injured on his first match.

So many pushes going nowhere. The cage is being caged. Chaos can't break past the guard boosted prison.

Once again, Ulminati, obeying orders to the latter. GOOOD boy.

Hellraiser goes to assist Whitewolf.

Brother None is free, time to add another Guard into the cage scrum.

Gondolin will hit the upper cage parts...

Jaedar attacks the ball carrier, but just gets a push from a 2d-block.

Looks like we need more men. That ball is slippery as fuck and the strength combo is making it hard to get that 2D.

Once again, Xenomorph to finish the round up with a risky dodge blitz...

No fear.

Last reroll burned. Let's do this! Ball is loose!

Failed to pick up the ball on follow up~

Fuck, gave it away to the Chaos Warrior. Angelo will fix that..

Double down, the ball goes to the goat in the center of the clusterfuck.

Ulminati, the 140k punching cow-feed.

Brother None staying upright, just a push back.

Jaedar gets pushed too. Danger as the two Guardsman gets pushed off position...

Final reroll burned for Chaos - downing XenomorphII

Ball, still...reachable.

Holy fuck, didn't lose a turn to Bonehead. Ulminati is really fully focused on his first match.

Jaedar once again ..with 2 pushes from the 2d blocks

Someone else has got to do the job.. howabout Hellraiser?

Fuck yeah. Ball's loooose!

Azira gets there...

Gondolin, pushes his mark towards the ball, hoping the target fails his pick up....

Not perfect, but stabby can try to pick up ...

Dodges!

OOps.... the ball goes out of bounds, and gets thrown in by the crowd!!!!

Not a bad spot....

 

[RK47]

G-Spot

Spoiler

What's wrong, Chaos? Too slow to pick up the ball?

He took two GFIs to get that far.

LundB, stunned by the minotaur.

They're trying to bring down Jaedar, but man, it's just not happening...

That goat can't reach the ball either...

Not today, goaty...

Go fuck an Andhaira.

Let's get that ball.

Gondolin with a chain block attempt...

Stumbles his target...domino effect!

Angelo wants moar.

Ulminati , 7 turns with no bonehead.

Whitewolf to clear the ball zone of chaos.

Yeahhhhhhh~

...

Fuck.

Jaedar gets pushed... again.

The beef can't get enough of Ulminati's chest.

stabby stays on his feet - crowding the ball.

Hellraiser with a nice turnover counter!

Beautiful stop to the play there. Now let's get the ball.

Should be OK now.

Yes! 2-0 here we come~

GO STABBY GO!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The Canadian catcher phailed. Boos from the crowd as the half ended. That could've been 2-0! SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!

Brother None ends the half with a knock out on a Chaos Warrior. But man, what a missed opportunity. That might bite us on the ass.

 

[Azira]

Well, you demonstrated that you can steal the ball from the chaos cage. And so far you seem to be doing well on the injuries/KOs, so all seems bright so far, right?

 

[Dead Guy]

That ball is way too slippery. File a complaint, there's obviously illegal Nurgle involved here.

 

[RK47]

Assuming Con-troll

Spoiler

One dead, one smashed hip. Good god, what a good start, could've been better with that 2nd touchdown. But meh, I'll take this start to second half any day. Stabby was tearful in the locker room, but returns for the next drive, determined not to fuck it up again. It's no biggie, we're 1-0 up. Still winning. Let's get that killer TD, go home and fuck the prom queen.

Long kick to the back.

What is up with the High Kicks today?! That's three in a row!

And of course the 4 AG goat gets it on the first try.

He's so cocky he advances forward. Just you wait, I'll kill him and skewer him over a roast pit.

Big Bull rushes Ulminati for the Big Guy match in the General Discussion line, but runs across trouble. Rerolllllllll time~

Gets a push~ but remember, Minotaur has frenzy...

Ulminati for today's MVP.

Good god. It's trolling time. We can really screw them over here... they've pulled down their pants and spread their anus for the KoCs. We're gonna jam it in, full speed ahead.

Ulminati - 9 turns with no Bonehead. A world record?

You ain't running away from this one, hombre. Finger on the pussy trigger.

Bitch goes down, no catch reroll thanks. I have a cunning plan...

stabs and Azira goes into the opposite direction, stunning the crowd and the Chaos coach.

Brother None gets in Guard position... oh man, here comes the troll play ...

 

[RK47]

meanwhile in Scotland...

 

[rashiakas]

 

[Ulminati]

WHAT'S THAT, MINOTAUR!? YOU WANT SOME OF THIS!? BITCH, I'M THE GOD DAMN JUGGERNAUT!

meanwhile in Scotland...

[Picture of Ireland]

:kwanzania:

 

[Azira]

Oh you.

 

[Hellraiser]

Also I finally maimed somebody!

Pity eklektyk beat me to dirty player.

Nuffle is with you so far it seems, Ulminati managed to succeed in all his derp avoidance rolls.

 

[LundB]

meanwhile in Scotland...

[Picture of Ireland]

:kwanzania:

Ireland doesn't exist since it was conquered decades if not centuries ago in the name of Scotland.

 

[RK47]

meanwhile in Scotland...

[Picture of Ireland]

:kwanzania:

Ireland doesn't exist since it was conquered decades if not centuries ago in the name of Scotland.

Now it does.

 

[RK47]

Just. As. Planned.

Spoiler

Remember we discussed about priority scorers? We're still sticking to that.

Brother None gets stunned.

Chaos Warrior merc tries to manhandle Lund, but all bets are off, Lund is in prime turnover shape for this match.

The reroll , it does nuttin'!

Our turn!

Whitewolf, surfs another into the crowd.

Gondolin blitzing down his man, with intent to get to scoring position...

Jaedar repositions to cover Xenomorph..

Two little scoundrels are the back are getting ready to let it rip... Azira hands over to stabby, telling him to get ready to run...

What's gonna happen? Who knows.

Hellraiser, in the wrong side of the field.

Attempts to kill whitewolf met with very little success.

The goats are still trying to make a charge towards the ball.. but they know the next turn, it'll just get away again.

Nice combo as Angelo clears a path...

Azira, going forward.

stabby hands over the ball to Xenomorph, who needs a reroll to recover.

Brings the ball forward... turn over.

Minotaur trying to gore LundB, to no avail.

Even the mighty Ulminati is still standing from multiple onslaughts.

Uh oh, here comes the blitz...

Xeno is stunned and drops the ball.

Right at the edge...

Brother None get stunned again. Turn over. Ball still up for grabs on the edge...

Hellraiser gets up again.

Jaedar, taking down his nearest target.

This lets Whitewolf blitz freely!

Holy shit.

That's the second kill of the day. That's just not normal.

stabby, gonna extend that leg a bit to pressure for the ball...

Didn't even need to use Sure Feet.

Azira dodges clear too.. Knights, firmly going for the ball here... no doubt Chaos are not having the best of days... still it's 1-0...

Once again, whitewolf, just refusing to die.

Even Azira only gets pushed by 2d block Chaos Warrior.

Man, LundB, trolling the minotaur to the max today.

Sayonara, sucker. Our turn.

Xenomorph, blitzes as he gets up! Downs his target! Gondolin is free! 4 out of 6 SPP let's go for a level up!

Pick up is good!

So is the Go For It! All hail the Third Guardsman! 2-0 Knights! Game. Set. Match!

 

[Hellraiser]

The KoC is stuck firmly inside their anus.