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RPG Wokedex Strap Yourselves In Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag. Pathfinder: Wrath I helped put crap in Monomyth
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changed my vote to 2.
 
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A4. The goat is the great investment if we are going to make something out of us in these god forsaken catacombs. Milk is nutritious and would be enough not to die of hunger anytime soon, we can use it to transport loot and bodies (and we need the bodies for sacrifices 'member??), and later we can trade it again for something more useful if the need arises.

Halal meal may sound nice and tasty, but this is just your hungry stomach whispering his little lies of gluttony, men! We need to think ahead, yhis goat is our future!

(also Lithium Flower following us seem a bit rapey, so if can substitude our buttocks with the goat when he finally catches up that would be a great bonus)

We need arms to milk it tho, but we still have the blue potion amirite?
 

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Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag.
A4. The goat is the great investment if we are going to make something out of us in these god forsaken catacombs. Milk is nutritious and would be enough not to die of hunger anytime soon, we can use it to transport loot and bodies (and we need the bodies for sacrifices 'member??), and later we can trade it again for something more useful if the need arises.

Halal meal may sound nice and tasty, but this is just your hungry stomach whispering his little lies of gluttony, men! We need to think ahead, yhis goat is our future!

(also Lithium Flower following us seem a bit rapey, so if can substitude our buttocks with the goat when he finally catches up that would be a great bonus)

We need arms to milk it tho, but we still have the blue potion amirite?
Sounds good but we're fucking starving. We're not going to be getting anything to eat any time soon, we don't have shit to feed the goat, and I don't even think goats can carry a body, much less bodies. Let's just go with the feast and continue searching.
 

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A4. The goat is the great investment if we are going to make something out of us in these god forsaken catacombs. Milk is nutritious and would be enough not to die of hunger anytime soon, we can use it to transport loot and bodies (and we need the bodies for sacrifices 'member??), and later we can trade it again for something more useful if the need arises.

Halal meal may sound nice and tasty, but this is just your hungry stomach whispering his little lies of gluttony, men! We need to think ahead, yhis goat is our future!

(also Lithium Flower following us seem a bit rapey, so if can substitude our buttocks with the goat when he finally catches up that would be a great bonus)

We need arms to milk it tho, but we still have the blue potion amirite?

wisdom
 

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Sounds good but we're fucking starving. We're not going to be getting anything to eat any time soon, we don't have shit to feed the goat, and I don't even think goats can carry a body, much less bodies. Let's just go with the feast and continue searching.

Eating a massive plate of fried mutton and rice will instantly kill us after days of starving, volvoulus ain't no joke men!

Also if we luck out and djinny gives us a good goat, it can suffice as a combat companion. Look at this magnificent BEAST:
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Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag.
Sounds good but we're fucking starving. We're not going to be getting anything to eat any time soon, we don't have shit to feed the goat, and I don't even think goats can carry a body, much less bodies. Let's just go with the feast and continue searching.

Eating a massive plate of fried mutton and rice will instantly kill us after days of starving, volvoulus ain't no joke men!

Also if we luck out and djinny gives us a good goat, it can suffice as a combat companion. Look at this magnificent BEAST:
694940094001_6057066992001_6057067925001-vs.jpg
We don't have to eat it all at once, we can ration it. Even better, make it last.

As much as I'd love a cute goat companion, it's not going to make it.
 

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Strap Yourselves In Serpent in the Staglands Shadorwun: Hong Kong Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag. Pathfinder: Wrath I'm very into cock and ball torture I helped put crap in Monomyth
A4. The goat is the great investment if we are going to make something out of us in these god forsaken catacombs. Milk is nutritious and would be enough not to die of hunger anytime soon, we can use it to transport loot and bodies (and we need the bodies for sacrifices 'member??), and later we can trade it again for something more useful if the need arises.

Halal meal may sound nice and tasty, but this is just your hungry stomach whispering his little lies of gluttony, men! We need to think ahead, yhis goat is our future!

(also Lithium Flower following us seem a bit rapey, so if can substitude our buttocks with the goat when he finally catches up that would be a great bonus)

We need arms to milk it tho, but we still have the blue potion amirite?
Okay, but we'll just have a cantankerous follower if the goat's a dude.
 

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RPG Wokedex Strap Yourselves In Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag. Pathfinder: Wrath I helped put crap in Monomyth
A4. The goat is the great investment if we are going to make something out of us in these god forsaken catacombs. Milk is nutritious and would be enough not to die of hunger anytime soon, we can use it to transport loot and bodies (and we need the bodies for sacrifices 'member??), and later we can trade it again for something more useful if the need arises.

Halal meal may sound nice and tasty, but this is just your hungry stomach whispering his little lies of gluttony, men! We need to think ahead, yhis goat is our future!

(also Lithium Flower following us seem a bit rapey, so if can substitude our buttocks with the goat when he finally catches up that would be a great bonus)

We need arms to milk it tho, but we still have the blue potion amirite?

How can you milk a goat without arms? But since I don't touch Halal food, A4 too
 

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Now that is a blast from the past.

As for the choice: obviously C, lets wait and observe to join the winning side at the last moment for maximum booty
 

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RPG Wokedex Strap Yourselves In Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag. Pathfinder: Wrath I helped put crap in Monomyth
At first I though it was really Kalin which had decided on whim (most likely drunken) to continue MercantileInterest's CYOA and everyone (including MercantileInterest) was ok with it. I hadn't realized that he had again changed his username :negative:
 

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