CD Projekt's CYBERPUNK 2077 - coming December 10th... hopefully

Bullshit, the reality is the opposite, everyone hate sponge enemies regardless of how shooting is done.

 

IRL bullet sponges are the worst.

 

That man probably had half his mass made entirely of crack.

 

Game is so dark that the box art is a black mirror.

 

- nigger activates Sneaking
- nigger consumes Crack
- nigger fails Sneaking check
- male pig uses Yell
- nigger resists Yell
- female pig uses Taser
- niggers is hit for 5 damage
- nigger is stunned for one turn
- male pig uses Yell
- nigger resists Yell
- nigger activates Sprint
- nigger hits female pig for 100 mechanical damage
- female pig armor absorbs 100 damage
- female pig is hit for 0 damage
- male pig activates Rapid Fire
- nigger is hit for 125 damage
- male pig activates Rapid Fire
- nigger is hit for 98 damage
- nigger dies

The nigger character had no chances. Despite a huge HP pool he was outnumbered and his melee skill was too low to kill even one pig. He should have used Decapitate or Crippling Strike attack, but this still wouldn't have helped him to survive.

 

Quit being tsundere guys, this will be GOTD

KNOW it to be true

 

Verdict: It's shit.

 

The game wishes it was GTA.
The game is trying to be Deus Ex.
The game will end up as Borderlands.

 

Not as shit as trying to watch three retards trying to hype it even more, which is what that video was. At least that was the 5 minutes I managed to watch.

 

You know it's true.

 

This video actually gives me a sliver of hope.

Basically they say the trailers are very misleading for some reason, the game is much darker and more rpg than it looks from the trailers. It's absolutely not a gta 2077 and such. They give examples of how you won't be proficient enough with guns and actully feel the sway, slow reloading etc. with low skills.

And also that the retarded writing from the trailers, like your retarded Marvel like side kick Jacky is not as retarded in the game proper. So who knows

 

Who would have thunk that they want to make flashy trailers?

 

Mmm, really digging the V's look in this thumbnail.

 

That's face of a Crackwhore.

 

None of the women I've seen have been attractive. The last open world game I played, RDR2, had beautiful women. Chasing them out of town, through the woods, and tackling them into the mud before boxing their eyes in, made for outstanding gameplay. Easily added 10 hours to my playtime. I hope this game can offer a similar experience.

 

Curious.

Polish bros here, is CD Projekt selling a boxed PC version of the game? I've noticed that a lot of modern games can only be bought PC boxed in Polish and German, like on ebay for an example.

Boxed PC games are a totally dead phenomenon here

 

and people say it's not a rpg

 

Yes obviously C77 is hyped more due to success of TW3 and CDP having extremely skilled marketing wing. But TW3 was still one of the most hyped games in history up until its release.
I am still confident C77 will have no problem matching it, at least for people who have functional brain and do not expect fullblown cyberpunk life simulator.

 

https://www.cyberpunk.net/gb/en/pre-order

 

Yes, but there is no DVD inside just the GOG key.

 

I remember they said that they the game is too big for DVDs, they thought about Blu Rays but opted out because most modern gaming PC don't have a BR drive

 

But consoles do

 

That's the statue they went with?! You build an entire game of vehicles and that's what you settle on. What the hell were they thinking.

Also I find that boxed copies are a bit irrelevant when you consider most studios don't even ship manuals. I have some ideas of much cheaper alternatives (not gonna share them because I want to be the first ), plus side it means self publish at a low risk, on the negative though it means the product quality isn't as good as a full big box but its still better than just shipping a plastic case like EA and co presently do because EA started that trend of doing that. Also on top of that it sets it apart from the rest of the indie market as most don't do retail. Or if I want to go full boomer mode I'll just ship the games in a sandwich bag and call it a day mmm 80s games retail.

I've seen reports state at least for indies that a retail copy is worth doing some had made more money shipping games direct or via a publisher than they did digitally. I attribute that to over saturation and the fact that a retail copy can demand a higher premium (assuming that is your retail copy was actually a quality product).

 

Judging by their history with statues in CE's the final consumer product will look like shit anyway, don't fall for it.

 

I like you.