Chapter Master: Western Civilization Bearers

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

The Western Civilization Bearers™, a chapter forced to penance after Chapter Master Somberlain ordered Exterminatus on the planet of Tel Aviv III. They cannot recruit until they have completed their penance by killing the foes of God Emperor Trump.

Housed on their flagship, the Battle Barge Smirk of Trump they are experts in Biomancy aka injecting T to kill the cucks and heal wounds.

The leaders of the chapter are mostly compromised of long-serving oldfags.

The stage is set.

: The Western Civilization Bearers Chapter is as of now beginning it's Penance.

: That's bullshit and you know it.

: Did you not order an Inquisitorial Fleet to perform Exterminatus on Tel Aviv III? Before the heretics had landed-

: The heretics were on the planet already old man. The entire population was heretical.

: There were no indications of heresy! This was your order to the fleet: Gas the planet! Show the kikes who rules this galaxy! When the cleansing was underway you also ordered the usage of cyclonic torpedoes to, I quote, turn the planet into one huge oven.

: What is this, the Zionist Occupied Council of Terra or something?

: You should be happy you are not investigated under suspicions of heresy, chapter master. Your chapter is as of now penitent. We-

: *cuts vox contact* Fuck him. Time to gas some kikes.

The chapter fleet is currently orbiting the Nuceria system which is compromised of two planets-a death world and an industrial world.

: Ah, that's right. I need to post a Thought For The Day.


Thought For the Day:

: Brother, how is the holy aryan geneseed?

: Incubators have been added to harvest more geneseed. Remember, a high population makes organ transplants and treatments for rare diseases economically viable (or even just viable to be studied with statistical significance), though, and these things are inherently linked to quality of life more than just about any other product. If the new world order gets the population it thinks is ideal, it will have to accept lower standards of modern medicine or at least a slower rate of technological improvements.

: I see. Carry on then.

: Brother corvus , how are the men?

: Daily playbacks of Ecclesiarch Sheen's recordings are keeping the men's spirits high and their minds as straight as modernism allows, lord.

: No tranny, sjw or chimp-lover graffiti appeared again?

: Not since brother buzz was thrown out of the airlock, no.

: Good, keep at it.

: Remember lord, in the Kali Yuga, everyone's a heretic.

: Brother Lyric Suite what is the status of the Librarium?

: We are currently in possession of various artifacts, some of which are charged with dangerous psychic energies. Usage of such rituals outside of a theological framework is typical of moderntards and spiritually destructive. Their very presence is corruptive and can lead to the physical and moral degeneration of all that come into contact with them.

: I'm not keeping this shit on my ship. I don't want to wake up and find that my men have turned into bradylama. Is there a way to destroy them?

: Just smash them like it's popamole lol

: What manner of semite is this?

: Foolish goyim your minds are like candles in the desert wind-

: It's tearing through the scouts!

: Fuck this. Usage of the Emperor's holy zyklon is authorized. Gas this vile jewish thing back to the Warp!

: Oyyy veeeyy! Remember the 6 quadrilion- *gassed back the Warp*

: I won't have the jews possessing these artifacts. How many more are left?

: Half a dozen or so.

: Alright. Throw them in the ship's gas chamber and activate the zyklon. That should do it.

: Urgent report! Massive chimpout reported across the Sector!

: Groups of highly individualistic dindus will reproduce far faster than the beta male provider of the sector will.

: Ready the burning crosses, let them know we're coming.

 

[Somberlain]

Orbital bombardment on kikes - exterminatus now!

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

: Brother, we have received a vox message from the hive world of Sarcosa I.

: Let's hear it.

: *vox static* This is General Peter P. Peter of the 431st Route Army. Massive ork presence on Sarcosa I, all the hives are undersiege we cannot *static* -the same ork warboss that took control of Detroit I, require immediate assistance *stastic*

: Set course for Sarcosa I.

: We are now in orbit over Sarcosa Hive, chapter master.

: Soften the greendindus with some orbital strikes then coordinate multiple deep strikes on the planet's surface.

: Like in the meme video?

: Yes, like in the meme.

: GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW-

: Chief Librarian, brother Claymore has been consumed by the Warp!

: Brother Claymore was moderntarded anyway this is no surprise.

: Why the fuck are my Librarians exploding like sandniggers, Lyric Suite?

: Welcome to the Kali Yuga, Chapter Master.

: Their urge to kill niggers overpowers everything else. Perhaps we should stop the T injections-

: Alpha male sexuality is impulsive. Turn a society into highly drilled prussian cucks and soon after it will fall behind in the demographics race as more individualistic dindus start appearing.

: Lyric Suite! Jews are taking over my psykers!

: I don't even know what's going on anymore, just shoot at the Greater Demon until it dies.

: Holy shit that was intense.

: Too much berserk rage, more Ecclesiarch Sheen is needed.

: Enough with this vaishya televangelism.

Losses aren't that bad after all.

 

[Azira]

I have no idea what is going on here, but I'm still watching it.

 

[Dayyālu]

I have no idea what is going on here, but I'm still watching it.

Chapter Master is a Warhams fan game developed .... I guess since 2014? It's a simulation where you are the Chapter Master of a well, chapter of Space Marines and do your best to fuck up a sector. It's a nice romp and it shows a lot of love. A interesting mechanic is that almost all of the Sector is under Imperial control, and so your role is to be the essential firefighter running everywhere.

Development was discountinued last year after the usual GW shenanigans. And dev fatigue.

Nice LP, hope it will hold up. I would have preferred more roles for the People and votes (tired Codex shit/memeposters aren't as entertaining as other options, tbh) but I'll follow.

And Eldar soundtrack is best soundtrack!

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

I don't do signups, doesn't fit my style.

 

[corvus]

Updated profile pic. Ecclesiarch Sheen, guide us!

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

: Continue purging the planet of all dindu presence. Not one must be allowed to live.

: Oh yeah, and Thought for the Day™:

​

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:​

: Sarcosa Hive has been purged for the :russia:, chapter master. PDF is mopping up the soon the dindus will be fully

: There are still 2 ork infested planets remaining in the system.

: Gas, lynch, pogrom. Deploy!

: METAL AS FVCK

: I don't care if it rains black dildos keep shooting-

: Perhaps it is time to ban warpcraft.

: Nonsense. It only fails if the individual is devoid of any notions or hints of Transcendence. Only outside of a religious framework does it become dangerous and degenerate.

: Why don't we worship our ancestors instead herpderp-

: *vox transmission* This is Forge Master Bustamonte , I took the liberty of marking systems under chimpout conditions with a green hue.

: Good. Set course for Artaxa- I mean Atraxu- that fucking system with the ancient sandnigger name.

: Ancient Persians were white, chapter master, they only got browned up afterwards. Like it happened with the European Union in old Terra back in the second millenium.

: Then how come everyone is still white nowadays?

: Chapter master, we have arrived at Artaxerxes but auspex is not picking up any ork signals or distress beacons.

: There are strong psychic signals from a neighbouring system, Moritia Prime. Seems there's some chimpin' afoot there.

: Dindu presence is only of a moderate degree.

: Maybe we should just split the fleet at this point. Whatever, just send some companies down and mop them up.

: This is just popamole at this point.

SEVERAL PURGES LATER

: Warp storms are starting to appear across the sector, chapter master. This will lead to a sharp increase in moderntard tendencies and cause a great deal of heretical uprisings.

: As Saint Chesterton said, if there were no Emperor there would be no heretics.

: Chesterton was another vaishya scholar, but at least he did not fully dumb down things for the masses.

: Who the fuck is the Chaplain here, me or you?

: We've also got a message from the (((Inquisition))).

: If the planet had a name like Israel V or Masada II this would've been a breeze-

: It didn't go that well for us last time though.

: What are they gonna do, penance me twice? Besides, they cannot ungas the jews, can they? Tell the (((Inquisitor))) that we will look into it.

 

[Somberlain]

(((Inquisition)))

 

[corvus]

As Saint Chesterton said, if there were no Emperor there would be no heretics.

 

[corvus]

Here's another quote you can make Grimdark™:

The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult; and left untried.

 

[Agesilaus]

I have no idea what game this is or how you play it, but I fully approve of this style of LP

 

[Commissar Draco]

Orbital bombardment on kikes - exterminatus now!

Only in death does duty end:



Know the Kike; Kill the Kike.

 

[Bustamonte]

We've also got a message from the (((Inquisition))).

Zion Occupied Terra

 

[aeternalis]

Corporate_Jew_Master did this game get repetitive (guessing by the last post) or you just haven't had time to update?

Noticed the project has been picked up by another dev but quoting his latest post, "very slowly now".

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

Corporate_Jew_Master did this game get repetitive (guessing by the last post) or you just haven't had time to update?

Noticed the project has been picked up by another dev but quoting his latest post, "very slowly now".

Pretty much. Might post more updates in the future. There was a space hulk and an eldar craftworld so it might be interesting.

Chapter Master was cancelled due to fears of being jew'd by GW's army of lawyers. Interstellar Army Simulator will be developed by another guy though, yeah, so we might have an actual game in the future.

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

The Western Civilization Bearers have finished their penitence.

They are as of now situated on the planet of Detroit V. A massive urban jungle covers the entire surface with the lower parts given entirely to the dindus. Annual dindu hunts and purges serve as training and neophytes are thrown in the techno-favelas for months as part of their final initiation training. Only the strongest, the most vicious and the whitest survive to become part of the Western Civilization Bearers™.

One such new arrival has risen to the command structure of the chapter. Forge Master Irenaeus replaced brother Bustamonte who was conscripted to the DeathWatchwitz as punishment by some kikes.

But one more individual has risen from the hellish existence that are the techno-favelas of Detroit V. The enigmatic traitor root whose corterie went renegade 4 decades ago. The Western Civilization Bearers™ hunt for any hint of information as to his whereabouts.

: Report have begun to flood in Chapter Master. Dindu attacks are rapidly escalating and migrations have become to take place on various worlds. They are playing the long game. Demographics is destiny.

: It's that time of the century again.

: We've got an emergency transmission from the Alaric System.

: What does it say?

: It's a vidgraph recording, Chapter Master. It also has some music in the background.

: Well play it then.

:

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: By the Emperor.

: EXTREME. Popamoletardism in action lol

: Deploy all available companies and ready the Zyklonic Torpedoes. This shit is happening in our own backyard.

: Shit that's a lot.

: Demography in action.

: Beginning playback of Ecclesiarch Sheen #4248 -

: No, we need something to get the brothers in the mood.

: This is Forge Master Irenaeus. I am setting up a coded transmission through the vox. Should be on air just about now...

: RACE WAR NOW

: Lyric Suite! From Warp Jews to Warp Degenerates! What the fuck is wrong with your Shuonists?

: Spirituality is a delicate matter. It would help if they weren't injected with moderntardy so often, Chapter Master.

: What the hell's thats supposed to mean?

: Stop playing meme music over the vox.

: is :russia: Chapter Master all has gone according to plan :mrpresident:

: Contact signals are popping all over the sector! It's like a fucking Emperor's Day Tree.

: Where the hood at lol

: Fucking dindus. How to deal with this shit now?

: The most important thing is to remain high energy.

: That's not all.

: Space weebs too? The fuck is this, Gay Niggers From Outer Space 2?

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

: Chapter Master the fleet has arrived at Boonhaven.

: The dindus are trying to claim the artifact located on Boonhaven I. The governor has sent out a distress signal.

: Chimpout conditions seem stable. Split the companies and cleanse both worlds at once.

: The planet has been purified of dindus, Chapter Master. What shall we do about the artifact?

: Just take it. What's that cuck of a governor gonna do?

: INCOMING ENEMY SIGNALS-

: Is it the weebs?

: It's an ork fleet!

: 2 massive alien battleships supported by 3 Nigglet-class escorts!

: Auspex scanning complete. Identity of one of the battleships has been verified. It's the Bixnood-class, "Whtey Bent Ovah" that has plagued the sector for almost a century.

: Fleet master, your advice?

: Our Battle Barge is not with us. Even if it were, we'd still take heavy losses and losing a frigate means losing the company it carries. I advice withdrawal.

: Very well. Avoid this dindu drive-by and set course for the nearest system.

: Chapter Master...we may be in trouble.

: Is there no end to these fucking niggers?

: Not this time. Something worse.

: Oy vey

: Our Astropaths have received a psychic backlash as well.

: The Necrons?

: No. They mumble something about ITZ and machete rape gangs.

: Report! Dornari I has fallen to the dindus!

: Fuck it. After the nearby star systems are cleansed, we have to link up with the Imperial Fleet.

----couple of months later-----

: Gassing complete.

: Anything more to report?

: The weaboos have begun a new offensive in the northern parts of the sector, Chapter Master.

: Anything we can do?

: Afraid not, Chapter Master. Their fleets are too numerous.

: What the fuck are those cucks at Battlefleet Command doing?

: Still mobilising...they are on the other side of the sector.