Additional Uses for the F Key at a Call of Duty Funeral
Press F repeatedly to tip the Marine honor guard with singles.
Press F to fist bump the chaplain.
Press F repeatedly to give the chaplain a jive handshake and double elbow bump.
Press F to no scope 360 tears down out of your eyes.
Press F to pick up loot from treasure chests.
Press F to open the casket's secret doors.
Press and hold F to build up power for throwing flowers onto the casket.
Press F to receive folded flag and repeatedly press F to collect death benefit coins as they fly out of the flag.
Press F to taunt the usher with one of your catchphrases. "I came here to bury my son and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum."
Press F to remember the fun times you had with the deceased breaching doors and smoking tangos.
Press F to tweet about #gamergate from the funeral.
Press F to become a heartless mercenary with nothing to lose.
Press and hold F to hug the deceased's mother and rub your hand around on her back in a comforting way.
Press F repeatedly to wrestle with knife wielding attacker.
Press F to offer your condolences to the correct sister at the funeral. Get it wrong and you will fail the mission.
Press F to speak to the widow.
Press and hold F to speak to the widow in a cool Batman voice.
Press and hold F to plant a claymore.
Press F to order a pizza on your phone.
Press and hold F to add a side of mozarella dippin' sticks with that order.
Press F repeatedly to thank Dom for taking your pizza order.
Press and hold F to offer your condolences to Dom, the pizza app on your phone.
Press F to give folded flag to pizza guy.
Press and hold F to hug the pizza guy and rub your hand around on his back in a comforting way.
Press F to Dorito.
Don't care what you think of the "gameplay" but they do invest big money making pretty good live action trailers every year:
You'll have to watch a minute at most. Watching a full military funeral service would be too respectful and authentic. The ceremony will probably be bombarded by enemy gunfire after you press F.I hope there's a QTE with the rifles after paying respects. Follow the prompts on screen to shoot at the sky alongside your fellow soldiers, if you miss a beat you have to watch the ceremony all over again.
Don't care what you think of the "gameplay" but they do invest big money making pretty good live action trailers every year:
Literally the Transformers of video games are this point.
What I don't get is that if the Transformers and other similar films are ridiculed for their stupidity, than why is CoD different? Every review should start with something like: this game is ridiculous and stupid.
Don't care what you think of the "gameplay" but they do invest big money making pretty good live action trailers every year:
Literally the Transformers of video games are this point.
What I don't get is that if the Transformers and other similar films are ridiculed for their stupidity, than why is CoD different? Every review should start with something like: this game is ridiculous and stupid.
Also that trailer was directed by Peter Berg. A Bay-imitator. I actually liked his Battleship more than the recent Bayshit.
Didn't Battleship flop miserably? How do people like that still get jobs?
Also that trailer was directed by Peter Berg. A Bay-imitator. I actually liked his Battleship more than the recent Bayshit.
Didn't Battleship flop miserably? How do people like that still get jobs?
Agreed. But give it time.But at least COD's campaign doesn't have stupid piss jokes, robots talking like nigger, gay Chinese trying to rape Shia Labeouf, dog fucking, robots dry humping Megan Fox, dat Victoria girl with obviously fake boobs and grotesque lips, shaky cameras that make my head explode. COD's campaign is what Bay was when he made The Rock and Armageddon. Stupid but not offensive.
It's kinda funny thing, actually. Berg wasn't particularly interested in doing Battleship, but Universal execs dangled the possibility of financing Lone Survivor (which was his pet project) if he accepts the job. He did and as it turned out, the 200M+ budgeted Bay-pastiche flopped while the 40M budgeted Lone Survivor was quite a hit.Also that trailer was directed by Peter Berg. A Bay-imitator. I actually liked his Battleship more than the recent Bayshit.
Didn't Battleship flop miserably? How do people like that still get jobs?
I have been playing CoD since MW2, online at least, I did play the first few single player.
the few matches I played yesterday in AW were fun as fuck.