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Codex Good Old Games Short Story Competition

Talonfire

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Jaesun said:
Talonfire said:
"This story is shit!" Screamed Skyway...

dude... you totally ripped me off! :x

Did I? I didn't read any of the others. It's not like it's that far fetched to be a coincidence anyway; I was just trying to keep Skyway in character.

EDIT: It works either way; my story was a jab at BioWare after all.
 

Darth Roxor

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Jaesun said:
Talonfire said:
"This story is shit!" Screamed Skyway...

dude... you totally ripped me off! :x

You stole mah story.

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Am I still in time? This has been a particularly decadent week so I'll probably be able to produce some very inspired piece of work.
 

DarkUnderlord

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I'll post the stories so far this weekend and officially announce it then but the competition will be open until the 31st August.
 

drunkpriest

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Darkunderlord pulled harder on the stretched foreskin and frowned. He watched as the polish witcher fan, turned codex, licked his tongue along his penis. This isn’t going to work thought Darkunderlord as he pushed aside the fanboy and cooled himself off in from of the air conditioner. Darkie, as his polish witcher trumpeters called him, strode to his pc and planned a new elaborate plan to pligh on his famous and prestigious website, one of many, RPGcodex. He was writing a code to, well it was a good code, a well designed code, he thought, shit it was extremely funny. It will show how I am still, and before his next breath Mama's Gang was there. The needle in his neck was none other than PooperScooper, but that wasn’t the worst.The worst was when they immediately turned him over for the anal sex. I do say it’s not right for film. The rape and torture that continued for days it’s not right to speak about, but to suffice to say Darkunderlord lived. Oh yes he lived. And Mamas Gang will always forget that one mistake. Forever.
 

Twinfalls

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OK so 'Elite' is winning so far with his first-page entry. But whose alt is Elite? I'd guess it's Undies himself, but if the author wishes to reveal himself.....
 

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This should go in the multi-headed dick section.

Let’s play:
Attack of the 50-foot Multi-Headed Dick RPG

“You’re in the library, hopefully safe from the horrors the outside world holds for now. A dick with multiple heads had decided to attack, however you are not yet prepared to deal with this menace. Your last hope lies in finding a way to defeat this monster using any means at your disposal in this library. You will find that the choices you make can have devastating consequences on the world around you and how you can advance in solving the quest.”

Sounds like a piece of shit. Just the kind of thing I’d play for all you degenerate degenerates! This will be a blind playthrough, so no ironman for me, even though I heard the game’s shit easy even on “Dick Enforcer” difficulty. Ok, bitches, let’s roll a character!

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Wow, only 6 stats and nothing else but perks. Wtf is this dumbed down console shit for the masses? Since this thing seems to be dialogue-based, I picked a sort of smart, charismatic fellow, with a bit of skill in negotiation. The Smoking perk is supposed to give you a pack of cigarettes as a starting item and extra dialogue lines with some peeps. Ladies’ Man boosts your CHA and NEG when talking to women. Even though Fluent in Latin is probably for fags and should cancel out Ladies’ Man, the game thinks I can have it anyway. It lets you read Latin and helps in deciphering other Romance languages. Lolgay.
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Ok, let’s start this banal bore-fest. The italics are what I choose for each situation.

“You finally make it to the library and put a chair up to block the door behind you shut. The place seems still – only a few whispers can be heard coming from the Comedy section. To your left seems to be a bathroom. Down the aisle to your right and all the way across is the check-out desk.

1. Walk to the Comedy section.
2. Walk to the bathroom.
3. Walk to the check-out desk.

Two guys and a woman are sitting down and speaking amongst themselves. Seeing you approach, they get up and one of the guys walks over to greet you.

-Hello, friend. Have you come seeking the light?

1. What do you mean seeking the light?
2. You’re some kind of weirdo, ain’t you?
3. I got yer light right ‘ere, padre!
4. [Latin/Lie] Christi crux est mea lux, pater.

-Why, no, I’m Father Jacob. I’m just a priest, taking refuge here in these dark times. I tell you, son, the day of judgement has slowly crept closer and I fear that it may dawn upon us soon. This penis-creature must have been God’s way of culling the herd before Jesus’ second coming.

1. Since you’re a man of the cloth, do you know of any prophecies that foretell of this thing? Maybe there’s some way of destroying it in the Bible.
2. Look, old man, I ain’t got no time for your sort of religious mumbo-jumbo, aiight? You can shove that Bible of yours up your ass!
3. Whatever you say. Who are your friends over there?

-That’s Jasmine, the lovely young lady over there, and that’s Paul, the uneasy lad over there. I don’t know what’s wrong with him, but he doesn’t want to talk about it. I think the dicks got to him somehow.”

I’m ditching this Oblivion rip-off guy for now. Let’s see what that WWI-looking guy has to say.

-You Paul?
-Yeah, now leave me alone!


1. [Reputation] Do you know who I am? Watch how you address me, you cock-smoker.
2. What’s wrong?
3. Jacob over there told me you were feeling a bit weird.
4. [Smoking] Shit, you look like ass. Need a smoke?

-That’s exactly what I was looking for! Thanks a lot, guapo! I’m Paul, the pornstar. You?

1. My name isn’t important. I thought you could help me in getting rid of that monster outside. You’re a pornstar, so you must know what’s really bad for dicks.
2. Pornstar? Hmm, how long have you been in the business?
3. You sicken me. Sorry for giving you the smoke. Adios.
4. I’ll tell you later. Bye!

-I’ve been on and off for about 6 years. I started off when I turned 18; worked my way up from tranny porn to horse sodomy to midget porn and about a year ago I finally got promoted to normal gay porn.

1. Gay porn is normal to you?
2. Fascinating. I’ve always wanted to get into the porn business, but my mum said my penis was too small to be successful.
3. Sorry, I only watch hentai. Bye!

-Well, in today’s society it’s not really considered as taboo or fetishist as other pornographic genres are. Blame the decline of Western civilisation or what-have-you, but there are a lot of homosexuals in today’s world, and they need porn too. They won’t be getting it from me anymore, though. I’m thinking of quitting the biz cause of the way I’ve been feeling for the last couple of months.

1. [Intelligence] Hmm. Homogay... pornstar... feeling pretty bad... You most likely have the AIDS, if you haven’t already figured it out by now. However, this discovery could prove useful in defeating that multi-headed-dick out there. I just need some kind of syringe to take some of your blood.
2. This decadence is one of the reasons the whole civilisation will see itself wiped out in the near future. It happened before in the Roman Empire, it’ll happen again to America. Whatever disease you have, probably AIDS, it’ll kill you off before the decline reaches its critical mass, so in a way you’re very lucky.
3. God hates fags!
4. So have you got any info to help me defeat the dick outside? If not, I’ll be on my way.

-Good luck finding one in this place, though.”

Ok, so this seems to be the way to go in this. I just need a goddamn syringe, or something. There’s a broken bottle down here. I’ll use this to bleed this guy to get what I want.

“Shit man, I said a syringe, not a goddamn nigger knife!”

Now how do I collect the blood?

...


Ok, I’ve tried everything, and the answer was to use my pack of cigs on the dripping blood. The guy used the plastic film covering the cardboard as a makeshift bag. The devs were high when they made this.

“Fuck, hombre, the bleeding won’t stop! Do something!!”

The dumbfuck has haemophilia. I’ll use my lit cigarette to cauterise his shit.

“You won 500XP for stopping the bleeding. LEVEL UP! CHOOSE A NEW PERK!”
Because of my high INT and CHA, I chose Rat Diplomacy.
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Ok, now let’s deal with that multi-headed dick!

“You step back outside the door you came from, and see the monster a bloc away, hitting some buildings. You get an uneasy feeling, as if your next move will be decisive in whether you succeed or fail. The creature seems distracted, so sneaking up close to it seems like an option at this point.

1. Get close and hit it with your fists.
2. Cut its scrotum with the knife and splash the wound with Paul’s infected blood.
3. [Rat Diplomacy] Talk to the creature.
4. Run out of town, away from the beast.
5. Re-enter the library.

Sneaking up close, you slash the dick’s skin and empty the contents of the cigar plastic inside its ball-sack. The creature surely got infected now, however it feels the sting of you slashing it and turns around in anger. Before you get a chance to run away, its throbbing appendages corner you and swallow you in their foreskin. You slowly get digested for a few days.

However, suffering from the AIDS you infected it with, the dick collapses dead in a week. The world is saved and everything soon goes back to the initial, decadent normality of western civilisation. The world remembers you as the hero you dies as, and lucky for you you’re dead, so ITZ won’t get a chance to kill you when it happens.”

This ending sucks. The gray area of dying a hero instead of a slave in the Apocalypse it cool and everything, but it’s been done before a million times, especially in the Age of Decadence trilogy. Grimoire implemented it well, too. Let’s see if I can reload and get something better.

“You step back outside the door you came from, and see the monster a bloc away, hitting some buildings. You get an uneasy feeling, as if your next move will be decisive in whether you succeed or fail. The creature seems distracted, so sneaking up close to it seems like an option at this point.

1. Get close and hit it with your fists.
2. Cut its scrotum with the knife and splash the wound with Paul’s infected blood.
3. [Rat Diplomacy] Talk to the creature.
4. Run out of town, away from the beast.
5. Re-enter the library.

-Why do you choose to destroy the city, friend 50-foot dick?
-I do not choose to do this, for I am a savage abomination who has no other purpose in life but to give in to my most primal desires.
-So you do this out of a sense of anger for being what you are?
-In a way, yes, it is what drives me to this devastation.
-What if I could persuade you to cease this madness?
-I’m listening...
-Well it occurs to me that your mindset conforms to that of a fatalist, in that what you are and what you are destined to do are immovably tied together, so you believe therefore that whatever your thoughts on the subject are, you still have no say in what your actions inadvertently will be. You must destroy everything, for nature has programmed you in such a way that choice is a non-issue. Is that correct?
-That is the gist of it, yes.
-Then you have a flawed understanding of what your lack of free will implies. You may think that since you are a destroyer, then anything other than destruction is not an option for yourself, however your cognitive prowess implies that stopping and overcoming your animal instincts is not only possible, it’s what you’re doing right now by talking to me.
-Indeed, I have never had the pleasure of experiencing intelligent discourse with another such as yourself, however what you say raises the question of my role in this world. If I am not predetermined to cause wanton destruction until the day I die, then what other occupation can I dedicate my life to? I’m a 50-foot tall, multi-headed penis as you can plainly see.
-Yes, your nature is at odds with any roles society requires. Nothing of your doing can contribute to achieving order: you bring chaos to the universe by acting out your primal instincts, or you do nothing at all, in which case your mere existence has no meaning. Both paths ultimately lead to yourself living a static life of finality.
-So I must die now.
-Correct.


*The monster kills itself through orgasmic climax*

COGRATULATION, YOU HAVE WON THE GAME!”

C&C my ass! Shit, banal boring.
 

Carceri

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"Damn Codex!"

That was all I managed to spit. How pathetic. I was wrong, there is something at the other end of the wire after all and the one million dollars secret is: it's not human. I feel like laughing, a nervous laugh burst, but the muscles of my face can only display a twitching mask of horror. I can't see myself, of course, but I feel it. It hurts. It's stupid. Warm bodily fluids are streaming down my legs. I just stand there, rigid. The room is getting darker and darker. It is Friday. 23:17 AM



Wednesday

Bitter taste in my mouth. The coffee tastes like shit this morning. No. The brown filthy liquid that passes as coffee and which I have been drinking for the past who-knows-how-many years tastes like shit this morning. The process of waking up is painful. My body rejects it. I have to keep drinking coffee, I also have to buy some more. Mornings taste like shit. Oh well, the grind starts...
A couple of hours later the blank paper stares at me with a...guess what? Blank arrogance.
I always wanted to become a writer. A-L-W-A-Y-S. The idea just grew naturally inside me in the exactly same manner and the same time my body developed from the moment of my birth following the common path of nature. It is flowing inside my veins, it's in my blood. Yet these last damned years have been so awfully unproductive for my career. I can't write the greatest work of my life without experiencing the actual stream of emotions, feelings, sensations and the multitude of small details my characters would possess. I have to live that somehow. I have to live the lives of the characters. The hours spent on that net just doesn't cut it. I browsed hundreds and hundreds of forums, chat channels and other peculiar social websites. I found nothing. I need the real deal, the real experience. It seems I cannot rely on my psychological skills and intuition. That's a fact.

Thursday

I drifted for hours today, on the streets of the city. It's useless. What a complete waste of my time. I can barely acknowledge the presence of other human beings. There is no real contact, not even accidentally. On a crowded sub no one touches no one. Walking clothes everywhere. On the bus, the same story: people on their seats frozen in uncomfortable positions fearing their knees might touch, everybody is looking in all possible directions but there is no eye contact. Glass people. Wordless people. There are no words either, only an incomprehensible whispers. It's like everybody on the street is pretending. There is no real dialogue and I can't catch even a single identifiable word. I bumped into a suit "accidentally" and I shouted: "I'm sorry!" He didn't even looked at me, he just picked his suitcase up while emitting a whispering noise and continued walking. "I'm sorry you fuckin' pathetic excuse of a creature!" I should have knocked him down. "Say something! Does that hurt, you fucking cocksucker?!"
I almost miss the robotic monotone voice of the cashier telling me the useless chemical junk I bought costs me 34,25 dollars. The funny part is that I haven't even looked at her face so it just as well might not have been her voice at all. I probably got infected with the same thing and I'm becoming one of them. I have to get out. I have to go home. I have to talk to a friend.
The witty usernames that pass everyday as my friends provide the mental comfort I need with their whiny stories and unchiseled jokes. I smile. I can hear the noise of the city reverberating inside my room. It's dark but in the light of the computer's display I catch the sight of a cum stained t-shirt I left near the bed. I push it disgusted under the bed with my toes, like a murderer getting rid of a corpse. Perhaps, the city is truly empty and all that noise coming through the windows is made by the buildings. Somehow the city itself is imitating the noise made by its past inhabitants. Perhaps at the other end of the usernames I see on the screen there is nothing. Tons of wires. Empty wires that lead to no one. For whom do I want to write my book? Ok, I am loosing it, I admit. Does that makes me a sane person? Enough! I have to live. I need to have sex once and for all in order to finish that diabolical book.

Friday

I am nervous. She should be here any minute now.
I found a hooker in no time on the net. A couple of years ago I frequented an online dating forum named Codex, but with no real success. The community seemed so harsh, I eventually left. The word is that it was initially supposed to be about gaming or some non-sense like this. Anyway, a friend told me that the website is all about elite escort services now and as long as you're the owner of a fat credit card you won't have trouble getting yourself a top notch dame. The idea of living meat at the other end of the wire is making me horny already. I've seen her pictures, she's stunning. I'm afraid she's going to walk into my room and the cashier's robotic monotone voice from the market across the street will be heard from the prostitute's mouth.

Two hours later the smell of sweat and cigarette smoke fills the air. She didn't speak at all, just smiled. Hallelujah! I really like the sounds of her moans while I touch her carelessly. For all I know she's faking it but, fuck if I care, I feel good. Warm meat on my filthy sheets. Empty city. I try not to look her in the eyes. I wonder if she has a sister.
Moments later she's lying down her back with a foot stuck up in the air while I push two fingers up her...what the...it can't be! I jump out of the bed shaking in terror.

Something pushed back.

In seconds darkness fills the room. I can't see a damned thing but I hear the noise of something gigantic expanding from the place where the prostitute was on my bed, all around me. It's expanding! At the same time a voice erupted like the the tolling of some great bell: "What's the matter honey? I'm gonna kick some ass and leeeeeeeeeeeeeee..." Above me the roof cracks. My moist covered fingers are numb now and dripping on the floor.

"Damn Codex!"

That was all I managed to spit. How pathetic. I was wrong, there is something at the other end of the wire after all and the one million dollars secret is: it's not human. I feel like laughing, a nervous laugh burst, but the muscles of my face can only display a twitching mask of horror. I can't see myself, of course, but I feel it. It hurts. It's stupid. Warm bodily fluids are streaming down my legs. I just stand there, rigid. The room is getting darker and darker. It is Friday. 23:17 AM

I die.
 

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Serpent in the Staglands Divinity: Original Sin
One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a multi-headed dick. This was quite different from the other mornings where he usualy found that his poisonous insect had grown into a vermin of monstrous proportions, and only the release of his ante meridiem venom could coax it to shrink back to a more inconspicuous size. As he laid there on his back, still drowsy, he had some time to wonder about his new state. The overnight disapearance of his arms was quite a deranging change but the sensation of having more than one head, each a soaring and proud glans ready to reach for new heights, gave him a kind of comfort he never felt. After he noticed that his legs were now turned into two hairy wobbly testicles — the thought of how he could still see while being deprived of eyes or any similar sensory organs did not yet reach the surface of his brain — he tried to get out of his bed and stand up. This proved to be surprisingly much easier than he anticipated. He instinctively knew how to balance himself, and in less than ten seconds he was out of his bed, pondering what to do next.

And ponder for long he did not, because soon the door opened and a black man with a nylon stocking on his head entered, ready to assassinate Gregor and then plunder his appartment, according to the customary ways of their race. But this time it would be no easy prey. "Muthafucka, what sheet is dis?" said the Nubian when he laid eyes on the glory of the white man cum multi-headed dick. With some sort of familiarity he never thought he had in himself, Gregor took advantage of the surprise to jump on the frozen nigger and attack him, critting his ass and leg and killing him in the process. As he fell to the ground, the words "Oh gawd, it's heavan" could almost be heard carried out of his mouth by his last breath, but Gregor reasoned that it was probably wishful thinking on his part. The short but passionate encounter had aroused him enough that he now felt the fire of life burn inside the marble balls that were now his feet, and the smoke of virility was now rising along the chimney of his manhood, and he released it all over the black man from each of his penile extremities in a glorious symphony of masculine vigour.

Something stirred inside of Gregor Samsa. Maybe it was the exhilaration of having killed a nigger in such a dishonourable way, or maybe it was the shameful remorse of agreeing to be part of such a horrible display of plagiarism. But the sensation that he felt inside wouldn't go away, and before he knew it, he grew in size so much that he broke the roof of his modest appartment. When he finally reached the height 50-foot, the sudden growth stopped, and the world of the ant-like humans was now offering itself to his ravenous sexual rage. Already they noticed him and a few could be seen running away while the rest wondered how they could ever defeat such an ignominious creature. Years of debates about the defense of the homosexuals rights and the evilness of the death penalty had made them weak and unprepared to such an attack. They were soft but Gregor was hard, and if he still had a mouth he would have been grinning while he fully embraced his new nature. Not even children were safe from his wickedness.
 

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Age Of Decadence Online, or: how an indie game turned into a cash cow

This is a review filled with developer quotes by the very popular gaming magaine Gamefaps, followed by an interview about the original, offline version of Age of Decadence which will, even though Iron Tower focused on creating an immersive MMO, be released as a special edition.

Age of Decadence. Does this name ring a bell? Yes, it's the wonderful little game that turned from turd to blockbuster. At first, it was supposed to be some turnbased harcore RPG with shitty graphics, based on some great RPG hits of the 90's or something, like Fallout. But yeah, everyone knows Fallout was made by Bethesda in 2008 so it was just a load of bullshit. But it got better. They updated the graphics engine and decided to go online, and from the remains of a shitty retro-crap game grew a massive multiplayer online hit that could throw WoW off the genre throne.

But while the focus of the game turned from singleplayer to multiplayer, the developer team still tried to keep some of the core mechanics, wanting to please both the fans of the original concept and the fans of the new, more modern concept.
"The combat system of Age of Decadence Online is one of our greatest achievements.", says Vince D. Weller, lead designer of AoD Online. "While we wanted to keep the turn-based nature of the game, we couldn't do a direct turn-based mode in an online game. This is why we decided to merge turn-based with real-time to create a very innovative and intuitive combat system that will please fans of turn-based tactical combat as well as people who like more action."
And indeed, their combat system is fresh, unique and simply amazing. Just like in turn-based RPGs your character has a couple of action points, and "there are still turns going on in the background", says Mr Weller. "You see, the system isn't completely real time: there are turns, but everyone is taking his or her turn at the same time, without having to wait for the enemy to finish theirs."
The system Mr Weller describes there basically works like real time - you click the left mouse button, and your character attacks. You click the right mouse button, and he blocks. It's quite similar to games like Dark Messiah of Might and Magic, with the only difference that every action you take will consume action points. Once you've run out of action points, a new turn will start and you will regain all your action points. This is what makes this system so unique - it plays like real time, but everyone is actually taking turns, with all turns taking place at the same time. You can spend a whole hour in one single turn of combat, if you don't click the attack button very often. But while you stay in your first turn of combat, the enemy might already be spending his 6th turn frantically hacking his sword at you. It's this seamless integration of turn-based mechanics into real time action which makes this game so mindblowingly awesome.

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As this screenshot shows, some of the game's features have been problematic, but they were all fixed to the satisfaction of the players

The game still had some problems in its beta-phase, though. Many beta testers complained about one very innovative, but arguably also very annoying, feature: fake magic items. Items which are sold to the player by NPCs for a lot of money - which aren't really magical. Some NPCs in the game will try to sell you fake items, but if your character believes that the item is magical, it will appear as a normal magical item, except that it will do nothing if you equip it. This led to people buying expensive magical rings which promised increased stats, but when they equipped the rings, nothing changed. Some people believed it to be a bug, so Iron Tower Studio found a very clever way to make the feature less annoying: "Because some people complained about it, we devised a very interesting workaround based on the motto 'faith can move mountains'. As long as your character believes that the item is magical, you will still recieve the stat bonus, even if the item is fake. This way we can keep our very innovative feature without making it tedious for the player.", says Vince.

With all these really innovative never-seen-before features, Age of Decadence Online is promising to become a massive blockbuster, maybe even able to outsell World of Warcraft. "The development of the game was very difficult since we always tried to keep the hardcore RPG crowd in mind, whom we originally planned to make the game for. When we decided to make an MMORPG, many people were disappointed, but as you can see we never forgot about them. We implemented all the hardcore features they wanted and slightly modified them in order to make them more accessible, without losing any of their hardcoreness.", says Mr Weller about the game. And indeed, while the game feels very modern and innovative, people who like turn-based combat and complex game mechanics will feel right at home because of the great combat mode.

While AoD Online is a title we're really looking forward to, there's also another game by Iron Tower Studios that is soon going to be released. It's the original singleplayer Age of Decadence, which plays exactly as AoD Online except that it's single player and has a story. Now we're going to have a little interview with Vince D. Weller about the game and how the vision of it changed during its development.

Gamefaps: Mr Weller, the single player version of AoD Online is going to be released soon. As I have read, it is going to be like the original hardcore RPG version, complete with fully turnbased combat and extensive dialogue, but there have been some changes to it. Could you explain the changes made to the game since the original idea?

Vince: Of course. You see, while the game had almost everything hardcore RPG fans could desire, it was not enough for us. We wanted it to have literally everything. This is why we decided to add some more features to the game and release it as Age of Decadence: EXTREME Edition.
While it had a lot of choices before, we thought something was lacking. There weren't enough opportunities for collar-grabbing and being a total badass, so we added more EXTREME dialogue options. Now you can grab every NPC by the collar, or, in case the NPC isn't wearing a shirt (as is the case with many of the naked women in the game), directly by the throat. One great example is when you're having a conversation with Claudius and have to decide if you want to fight for or against him:
EXTREME OPTION 1: Fuck you, motherfucker, I'm going to fucking kill you!
EXTREME OPTION 2: Fuck them, motherfucker, I'm going to help you kill your fucking enemies, fuck yeah!
As you can see, this example perfectly illustrates the improvements we made in the EXTREME Edition. The game is a lot darker, grittier and more mature now.

Gamefaps: You also radically changed the equipment system to make the game a lot more dark, gritty and mature. Could you explain the changes?

Vince: Well, generally, we improved the armor of the female characters to be more realistic. We replaced full plate mail with chainmail bikinis, boots with armored toe rings, chest armor with steel nipple guards, greaves with studded leather g-strings and helmets with armored tiaras. This gives the female characters a whole new outfit, which is a lot more realistic and mature than it was before.
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Gamefaps: How did you get the idea to create an RPG set in a post-apocalyptic Roman-inspired world, anways?

Vince: Well, to us, roleplaying is running around in Legionary Armor, killing things.

Gamefaps: Some people accused you of dumbing down the game, making it more accessible to the masses and abandoning your hardcore fans for the money. Is there any truth to that?

Vince: No, we did not dumb the game down at all. And we didn't do anything for the money. We decided to make an MMORPG because we believe that this is the genre of the future, where the profits... I mean, the best gameplay lies. We decided to release a single player version for our hardcore fans because we like them, not because we want to make more money from the additional sales. We also decided to add DLC not because of the money, but because we want to give the best upgrades to our fans for little money.
We also listened to our fans whenever they had any complaints. We had a lot of people saying that our game needs more bloom, and we included more bloom. Everything for the fans!

Gamefaps: Speaking of DLC, how will it work?

Vince: Well, generally the DLCs will be adding new content to Age of Decadence EXTREME Edition. We did not have enough time to finish the game because we focused on developing the MMO, so you will have to download the ending by DLC. In the original, you will be able to progress up to the last dungeon, where you will stand in front of a locked door. Downloading the DLC will allow you to open it, fight the final boss and see the ending.
Furthermore, we will release many useful tweaks like "Stop making the game crash every 5 fucking minutes", "Improve the horribly broken combat balance" and "Make those buggy quests actually completable" for as low a pice as 10$.
If you buy the Collector's Edition of the game, which is about 30 dollars more expensive than the regular version, you will recieve a special coupon that gives you a discount of 1% to every DLC you download, making those useful DLCs even cheaper than they already are!

Gamefaps: Now, one last question: why did you decide to make the game into a more modern, streamlined RPG instead of the oldschool title you originally had in mind?

Vince: Well, as we saw how popular games like Oblivion, Mass Effect and Fallout 3 are, and especially how much copies they sell, we decided that there is a lot more fame and profit to be had in creating such a game. Of course, we didn't do any of it for the money, but for the fans, who will truly be grateful that we decided to make a modern RPG with up-to-date gameplay mechanics.

Gamefaps: What did you tell to the people who were disappointed that you changed your original vision?

Vince: Well, basically, this isn't your grandpa's RPG anymore. This is the future, and it is good. At first I was against progress, too, and wanted to make games in the style of the 90's, but then I saw how much more profi... fun there is to be had with modern games, so I changed my mind and really hope that I could also change the minds of all the other people who think that RPGs aren't as good as they used to be anymore.

Gamefaps: Well, thanks for the interview, Mr Weller! We'll all be looking forward to your awesome gritty dark mature extreme collargrabbing action multiplayer online RPG!

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Final entries have been added. Winners will be announced shortly¹.

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DarkUnderlord said:
Final entries have been added. Winners will be announced shortly¹.

¹My definition of shortly and your definition of shortly may not be the same.

"Thursday"?
 

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Fuck, DU's definition of "shortly" is really fucked up. Probably after he finishes the "contact us" form.

I still have a question outstanding on RPG Codex bumper stickers from a couple of months back.
 

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