Cyberpunk 2077 Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Axioms]

Okay, which one of you was this?

You really think anyone on the codex is taking a creative writing class?

 

[Terenty]

Okay, which one of you was this?

Degenerate westerner will use any excuse to suck someone's dick

 

[Alienman]

Okay, which one of you was this?

I wanna see the CD Projekt marketing team using that.

"People suck dick to be able to play our game!"

 

[rusty_shackleford]

Okay, which one of you was this?

$60 for a blowjob?
absolutely fake

 

[Harthwain]

$60 for a blowjob?
absolutely fake

What are the actual rates?

Spoiler

No, I am not sorry. You walked right into that one.

 

[Abu Antar]

That could have been a game's slogan 30 years ago.

 

[Heroic Liberator]

Okay, which one of you was this?

I see that hivemind has moved on from begging fellow 'dexers for Battle Brothers to taking matters into his own hands for this game.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

$60 for a blowjob?
absolutely fake

What are the actual rates?

Spoiler

No, I am not sorry. You walked right into that one.

Your mom did it for free.

 

[Harthwain]

Your mom did it for free.

Surely you can come up with something better than that? This one is so lame it's not even insulting.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

Your mom did it for free.

Surely you can come up with something better than that? This one is so lame it's not even insulting.

That was all you get for free, unlike your mom.

 

[CaffeineConquistador]

Hell, she paid me.

 

[Harthwain]

That was all you get for free, unlike your mom.

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

 

[Daedalos]

If I was broke, I would totally suck a dick for a preorder.

 

[toro]

If I was broke, I would totally suck a dick for a preorder.

You can always pretend to be broke.

 

[Jenkem]

wow the soyberpoz fanboys are literal faggots.

can't make this shit up.

 

[Tom Selleck]

There's more roleplaying in that post than there will be in this game

 

[KK1001]

imagine literally sucking dick for a game that you could just pirate for free day 1 lol

 

[Catacombs]

imagine literally sucking dick for a game that you could just pirate for free day 1 lol

Imagine actually believing someone did that and bragged about it on Reddit.

 

[Kev Inkline]

imagine literally sucking dick for a game that you could just pirate for free day 1 lol

Those dicksuckers are high morale people, piracy is wrong, you know??

 

[Alienman]

For every copy downloaded illegally there is one dick less sucked.

 

[racofer]

For every copy downloaded illegally there is one dick less sucked.

That is literally the only valid argument against piracy one could make.

 

[Jenkem]

imagine literally sucking dick for a game that you could just pirate for free day 1 lol

if it's real it's most likely a console fag

 

[Semiurge]

For every copy downloaded illegally there is one dick less sucked.

Fewer.

 

[Silverfish]

Unironically, yes. Design aesthetic, especially in a genre as niche as cyberpunk, cannot be oversold.

Okay, which one of you was this?

Damn, MovieBob only got fired a week ago.

 

[Readher]

These are actual ads on 4chan's /v/ now.