Cyberpunk 2077 Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[BarbequeMasta]

tfw the right play all along was to tell the cdpr developers to have sex so they would know how it should look like

Spoiler

i'm still trying to decipher what kind of position that is. is he doing a slav squat while smashing her? is that how people fuck over in poland?

The guy has a cunt and they are engaging in tribadism, duh? what are you? an incel? /s

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Since when does the Codex have the actual experience with sex to criticize its depiction in games?

 

[fantadomat]

ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR THE BEST GAME EVAR?

Was it really worth transitioning for such a small pipi?

Hmm most trannies do have small dicks,that is one of the reasons they become trannies.

 

[fantadomat]

Since when does the Codex have the actual experience with sex to criticize its depiction in games?

Since it become dominated by Slavs and most of the kwans got ejected by the biden's bulletin printers!

 

[Gargaune]

Can I crawl in air vents in this game? Or go inside the sewer?

But even more pressing, can we stack boxes?

I was referring more to the drooling masses of NPCs who'll do nothing but slurp directly out of CDPR's asshole from Day 1 of release.

Public reminder that CBP2077 will be the RPG Codex's GOTY. You know it, I know it, and CDPR's asshole knows it.

Also some impressions by a spanish journo about the game. According to him, the game was unplayable before a patch that optimised it. It wasn't the day one patch tho.

Development work isn't finished before it's finished, fascinating. I was there when Pathfinder: Kingmaker released, I've got your "injugable" right here, buddy!

 

[BarbequeMasta]

Development work isn't finished before it's finished, fascinating. I was there when Pathfinder: Kingmaker released, I've got your "injugable" right here, buddy!

If CP2077 gets patched in a year to the point it's even half as good as KM then I would gladly buy it then even at full price.
That being said, my hope for the game is for it to at least be around NuDeusex customization and level design wise(yeah not as good as OG deus ex but anyone expecting OG deus ex quality for AAA is a moron) and not be too buggy, that's what matters, crowd density, animations all that shit doesn't. I'll pirate it after first week and decide if it's worth given them money or not and just delete it based on that criteria.

 

[Steezus]

A clip with combat animations. They're decent. Although melee looks very bland.

Okay, ain't gonna lie, that one guy stumbling over his buddy is pretty cool.

 

[Lacrymas]

ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR THE BEST GAME EVAR?

Was it really worth transitioning for such a small pipi?

Hmm most trannies do have small dicks,that is one of the reasons they become trannies.

I didn't know you were such a tranny dick connossieur.

Also, that character creator is absolutely hilarious, pure gold.

 

[taxalot]

Play it on Stadia for the best experience.

 

[TheDiceMustRoll]

Codex: *plays shitty game with terrible graphics from 1992* This is great!
Also Codex: *sees one texture pop-in on AAA game* ahhhhhAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Lacrymas]

Codex: *plays shitty game with terrible graphics from 1992* This is great!
Also Codex: *sees one texture pop-in on AAA game* ahhhhhAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Those are two different parts of the Codex. Also, if you are playing an AAA game, there are certain expectations you don't have while playing a game from 1992.

 

[Gerrard]

Looking forward to the inevitable “Populated City Streets” mod, a la New Vegas

The truth is, Deus Ex had like 10 people on the streets and we all love the game.

I am not saying the game won't have issues (or won't be awful) but street population density is a weird measurement. Just as the subway system that was cut.

Deus Ex also had a global pandemic, though you won't find many characters with masks on.

It's over. Pack it up, boys.

This is what 200 million budget game looks like.

 

[†††]

Codex: *plays shitty game with terrible graphics from 1992* This is great!

But were the graphics good in 1992?

 

[just]

if you're on johnnys bad side do you think he'll ruin sex scenes for you
or maybe cheer you up if you two are bros maybe convince to him to rp as a cuck

 

[Gerrard]

Since when does the Codex have the actual experience with sex to criticize its depiction in games?

From other games.

 

[fantadomat]

ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR THE BEST GAME EVAR?

Was it really worth transitioning for such a small pipi?

Hmm most trannies do have small dicks,that is one of the reasons they become trannies.

I didn't know you were such a tranny dick connossieur.

Also, that character creator is absolutely hilarious, pure gold.

Nice one my german gay friend . Say hi to Mustafa from me.

 

[Lacrymas]

Here's a question - why exactly do we need to customize our genitals?

 

[Inziladun]

Here's a question - why exactly do we need to customize our genitals?

IMMERSHUN YOU FAGGOT.

 

[just]

Here's a question - why exactly do we need to customize our genitals?

so modders can have easier time making porn mods

 

[fantadomat]

Here's a question - why exactly do we need to customize our genitals?

So they don't spend those resources on actual gameplay

 

[Raghar]

Since when does the Codex have the actual experience with sex to criticize its depiction in games?

We seen pictures.

 

[AwesomeButton]

Here's a question - why exactly do we need to customize our genitals?

We don't

 

[flabbyjack]

Here's a question - why exactly do we need to customize our genitals?

Lacrymas has now been deemed persona-non-grata in his country of origin and deported due to intolerance. Have a progressive day, everyone.

 

[Fedora Master]

Here's a question - why exactly do we need to customize our genitals?

Meme marketing and "all publicity is good publicity". None of the trannies that whine about the game will play it though.

 

[taxalot]

Here's a question - why exactly do we need to customize our genitals?

They were so preoccupied by whether they could that they did not stop thinking whether they should.