DarkUnderlord vs Menckenstein Official Betting Thread

[Broseph]

Tag transference, eh? Alright. If Menck wins jcd gets my Andhaira tag. If he loses, you can give me the Pretty Princess tag.

 

[jcd]

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[Ranselknulf]

All my brofists on DU winning.

 

[Deuce Traveler]

Tag transference, eh? Alright. If Menck wins jcd gets my Andhaira tag.

who are you and why do you hate me?

Well, for a brief while he was Andhaira.

 

[DramaticPopcorn]

439 brofists on menck

 

[LeStryfe79]

I think Kato Kaelin deserves this tag or avatar. Is there anything I can bet for this?

 

[Black]

All of my brofists (at the point of duel's end) on Menck.

 

[Ranselknulf]

All of my brofists (at the point of duel's end) on Menck.

If you do all your brofists for all time though then you will have lifetime double brofists.

 

[Black]

Yeah but I dunno if my honour can take it.

 

[Kz3r0]

All of my brofists (at the point of duel's end) on Menck.

If you do all your brofists for all time though then you will have lifetime double brofists.

You are quite the slut you know?

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NSFW, if you click any further you can't complain.

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[Ulminati]

So who's going to host this? With one contestant being in Oz and the other in Kwa, someone is in for lag. It may be the deciding factor on where a smart bro should bet his fistings.

 

[LundB]

So who's going to host this? With one contestant being in Oz and the other in Kwa, someone is in for lag. It may be the deciding factor on where a smart bro should bet his fistings.

They already agreed on Bruticis. I'm sure they'll test to make sure the ping is acceptable though.

Of course, Menck isn't even planning to participate unless he gets back both his initial fists, the fists he gained from going all-in on himself against Crispy, and whatever fists he chooses to bet on this match (presumably up to whatever the combination of original fists and 1st round bet fists came out to) should he win, so who knows if it's even happening.

 

[Irenaeus]

If Menck wins, Juan_Carlo gets my repressed homosexual and fanboy tags. If DU wins, I get Zionist Agent and Ubermensch.

 

[Grimlorn]

What kind of experience does DU have with UT?

 

[ERYFKRAD]

What kind of experience does DU have with UT?

He allahu-akbared twice with a rocket launcher.

 

[Bibbimbop]

Let's see if we can game this system...

After seeing Irenaeus' wager last round, I'll just play it safe.

1. Double my brofists on a Menckenstein win.

2. If Menckenstein wins by less than 200 frags, Andhaira is unbanned.

 

[evdk]

Let's see if we can game this system...

1. If either player wins by more than half a frag, double my brofists. It was not specified that we needed to bet on a particular player, so X = any. Also, it was not specified that we couldn't bet non-integer frags. And it is a condition involving a win.

2. If neither player wins by more than 200 frags, Andhaira is unbanned.

I see dark clouds gathering on the horizon, friend.

 

[Black]

Let's see if we can game this system...

1. If either player wins by more than half a frag, double my brofists. It was not specified that we needed to bet on a particular player, so X = any. Also, it was not specified that we couldn't bet non-integer frags. And it is a condition involving a win.

2. If neither player wins by more than 200 frags, Andhaira is unbanned.

Andhaira should be unbanned regardless.

 

[Broseph]

Let's see if we can game this system...

1. If either player wins by more than half a frag, double my brofists. It was not specified that we needed to bet on a particular player, so X = any. Also, it was not specified that we couldn't bet non-integer frags. And it is a condition involving a win.

2. If neither player wins by more than 200 frags, Andhaira is unbanned.

Andhaira should be unbanned regardless.

Dude, I'm right here.

 

[himmy]

1,223 brofists on Menckenstein.

Fuck it, life is too short to be scared of glory.

Also, ban Gobblecock.

 

[Dreed]

I am poor, so only 5 brofists on DU.

 

[evdk]

There's gonna be quite a few of new dumbfuck tags.

 

[Black]

Let's see if we can game this system...

1. If either player wins by more than half a frag, double my brofists. It was not specified that we needed to bet on a particular player, so X = any. Also, it was not specified that we couldn't bet non-integer frags. And it is a condition involving a win.

2. If neither player wins by more than 200 frags, Andhaira is unbanned.

Andhaira should be unbanned regardless.

Dude, I'm right here.

No, the real Andhaira.

 

[Deuce Traveler]

You know, it has been truly nice to see Broseph and agentorange back with us.

2. If neither player wins by more than 200 frags, Andhaira is unbanned.

Andhaira should be unbanned regardless.

Dude, I'm right here.

Oh god, what have we done?!

 

[Kane]

All my brofists on Menckenstein.