Decline 8: Lizzurd vs Grimwulf. HOW QUICKLY THE TIDE TURNS

[Dreaad]

Expandus Maximus

 

[Grimwulf]

New turn arrived, and I still cannot report anything bar HoF records without revealing vital intel. That will change eventually, and meanwhile:

Sinuyama gets a glorious third entry already, while Lizzurd's team loses one (Midgard).

Team GRIMDORK: 6 entries
Team RESLOVE IS TESTED: 2 entries

 

[Caul Shivers]

Im siding with Lizzurd on this one.

Brother dear is that you? Am I the evil twin? In that case I feel obliged to join Grimwulf's side, and you lot better live up to my evil Spock expectations! Terror must be maintained!

 

[hoverdog]

New turn arrived, and I still cannot report anything bar HoF records without revealing vital intel. That will change eventually, and meanwhile:

Sinuyama gets a glorious third entry already, while Lizzurd's team loses one (Midgard).

Team GRIMDORK: 6 entries
Team RESLOVE IS TESTED: 2 entries

bah, your forces were so puny that your commanders even needed to lower themselves to fighting in melee, while our glorious leaders can simply observe their mighty armies from a distance

 

[Grimwulf]

from a distance

From your capital, I presume?

 

[hoverdog]

Oh dear. Look at that poor dead pythium commander. Expandus Maximus? Moar liek Enderpus Mortimus

 

[Grimwulf]

They got Expandus.



A stray arrow CHOPPED HIS FUCKING ARM OFF, and the brave men bled to death.

Wolf Tribe must shoot some fucking ballista bolts or something. R.I.P., Exshpandush Now you will eat lizzurds in Heavan.

 

[Lizzurd]

They got Expandus.



A stray arrow CHOPPED HIS FUCKING ARM OFF, and the brave men bled to death.

Wolf Tribe must shoot some fucking ballista bolts or something. R.I.P., Exshpandush Now you will eat lizzurds in Heavan.

I think i have an idea what could it be...

Spoiler

This boy after being cursed became able to chop arms and heads with single arrows.

 

[Grimwulf]

So whose expansion is the best?

Shinuyama, Pythium, Caelum, Jotunhein (TEAM GLORY) > dead Expandus > dead indy defender > Sceleria > even more dead indy defenders > Bandar Log > (below rock bottom) the rest of Team Depressun

 

[hoverdog]

if your forces are so weak you have to employ mercenaries, well, I can only pity the fool.

 

[Grimwulf]

if your forces are so weak you have to employ mercenaries, well, I can only pity the fool.

If your leader is so poor he can't afford mercenaries, I can only pity the cheap-ass.

Meanwhile, turn 7 HoF:

Grim Grim: 11 entries, including poor ded men Epxnadru

Liz Butt: 3 lucky entries somewhere at the bottom. Way to go!

 

[Zibniyat]

Boring. Anything else to report?

 

[Grimwulf]

Boring. Anything else to report?

Besides the fact that my team is way ahead of yours on every front? Not much else, sorry. It's turn 7, you know.

 

[hoverdog]

If your leader is so poor he can't afford mercenaries, I can only pity the cheap-ass.

Meanwhile, turn 7 HoF:

Grim Grim: 11 entries, including poor ded men Epxnadru

Liz Butt: 3 lucky entries somewhere at the bottom. Way to go!

what's the point of hiring some silly mercs when your armies are unbeatable? oh wait, how could you know, your commanders are dying left and right

 

[Zibniyat]

"Hall of Fame" entries and "every front" are not one and the same. But you know this.

 

[Grimwulf]

I sence depression in Team Lizzdrdr voices. Your defeat is inevitable, and you all know it by now.

See you on the battlefield. If you ever step outside of your capitals, that is.

 

[hoverdog]

I am afraid I won't even see your armies then, they're so tiny.

 

[Zibniyat]

I need a 36 h extension, thanks.

 

[Grimwulf]

I need a 36 h extension, thanks.

You've submitted the turn already. If you mean the next one - 'k, I'll keep an eye on the timer.

 

[Zibniyat]

I know I submitted, but I will be needing it nonetheless. Seriously... This turn.

 

[Grimwulf]

I know I submitted, but I will be needing it nonetheless. Seriously... This turn.

Care to explain? It's turn SEVEN, ffs, not rocket science. 36h to redo submitted turn?

In any case, I can't cancel your turns. Llama will proceed next one as soon as Shinu and BL sumit theirs, whether I extend it or not.

 

[Zibniyat]

Explanation: Bandar Log will be needing additional 36 turns, for they... are away. So I was basically asking for Lizzurd, fearing that he may not get the chance to extend it. A bit too early to let you know, perhaps, but better safe than sorry. So, no need to extend it now, but just in case...

Unless one of us does Lizzurd's turn...

 

[Grimwulf]

Jeez, I know that Lizzurd is away - we are old buddies and all. He told me already that he might be gone for some time. If he doesn't make it - I'll extend the game, ofc.

Don't be so cryptic next time

 

[mondblut]

Bandar Log will definitely be needing additional 36 turns to catch up

 

[Andnjord]

Just waiting for the propaganda to end and the SMASHA! to begin...