Decline 9 - Dominion Zen Masters [ AUXILIARY BOOSTERS IGNITED ]

[Dayyālu]

It's a Decline1 thing. I still have to forgive you for the "THOSE CRUSHERS ARE THERE JUST FOR A MISTAKE I SWEAR"

And for the Iron Crows.

And for the Air spam.

That game was fun when I was fighting against you.

 

[Dreaad]

Dear Pelagea. Skeletor is happy to inform you that in two months time his 'resettlement' forces will begin building housing on the ocean floor. Some of your people may have to move to make room but don't worry, those who remain to see these 'resettlement' forces will be welcomed with open arms and converted into productive citizens serving the giant Jews! It will a time of great celebration!

Any tritans that wish to send in complaints can do so to my well organized housing office, run by an experienced executive officer, the Old Apple Witch. She promises to deal with any problems personally!

 

[Grimwulf]

Skeletor is happy to inform you that in two months time his 'resettlement' forces will begin building housing on the ocean floor.

Don't you dare to escape into the ocean! If you do, I'll swear I... will bark until... the waves... uh...

 

[KoolNoodles]

Let me know if you need an extension Dreaad

 

[Dreaad]

Let me know if you need an extension Dreaad

Thanks I should make it.

 

[KoolNoodles]

Caelum is deeply troubled by Ashdod's abrupt dissolution of peace in the name of expediency. A one turn warning would have been nice, but now our prophet and a year's worth of gem income is gone.

Recruitment posters have been rushed to the print factories for the inevitable war.

We want YOU for the Imperial Bird Army

Sign up today, and get this cool armor! Fittings available for all types of bird!

 

[Malakal]

Yea, sorry, couldnt allow you to fortify the throne that rightfully belongs to me you birded from Agartha...

 

[Grimwulf]

Ermor finally came out of hiding.

Dusk Elders? After what happened last time? That's a ballzy move, I'll give you that.

 

[Dreaad]

Teh experiment failed.

Luckily I left most of the troops at home to defend the forts.

 

[Raghar]

Too few bishops. Also 480 against theirs 437?
How much gold and gems was lost on each side?

(BTW I looked into it, and creating quite capable AI for MA Ermor is rather straightforward task for anyone competent who worked in game development at least half year, and can make AI.) Actually there might be 3 variation. (or 2) and then it needs just creating sufficient stuff to not be predicable even if strong.

 

[Dreaad]

It's not really a matter of gems or size of army anymore, just who gets 1st turn. I should have know better and left the shitty fort to it's fate but I wanted to see if a couple of dusk elders could survive the first round. The results were uninspiring.

 

[Malakal]

I took Agartha this turn but theres nothing to show because apparently there wasnt anything worth mentioning left alive...

Your turn now Pythium.

 

[Malakal]

Also as soon as I roll that S7 tart we'll discuss getting him to you Ermor

 

[Grimwulf]

Your turn now Pythium.

I keep hearing this every turn since forever. My answer is the same, "BRING IT already"

Also, fucking hell game.

Better late than never.

 

[Grimwulf]

2night is Orthodox Christmas, men. We are forbidden from working. And since Decline 9 is hard work, I'll have to make 24h extension.

Merry Christmas С Рождеством!

 

[Grimwulf]

Ffs, people. What's the point in draggin this game? We all know that in the end the jews gonna win. Ashdod needs what, 2 more Thrones? 1, if we count Ermor's Throne as Ashdod's property.

I suggest we either end this now, or Ermor joins the good guys to make this even remotely interesting. I admit that Pythium doesn't have any global idea of how to beat the jews in the long run.

Edit: also extending 24h again, coz I'm in no condition for making a turn right now. Technically, Christmas is today, and yesterday was Sochelnik, so...

 

[Malakal]

I haven't approached Ermor about his throne. The game actually hinges more on fish and their play more since they hold two thrones...

Well if you guys want to wrap this up I wont be a spoil sport, thought we had some fight left yet.

 

[KoolNoodles]

I would at least like to try fighting now that I have some decent research and whatnot, even if it's limited paths and I have no gems and I will die.

 

[Grimwulf]

Turned off quickhosting, just in case. Finishing my turn right now, trying to be as fast as I can.

Have some patience, goddamit.

 

[Grimwulf]

Wow, I Prophetized Jaguar Tribe instead of my Arch Angel. Misclicked. Kill me smbody

 

[Dreaad]

Cultural diversity +1.

Meanwhile in Ermor 24 spies were killed this turn. The skeleton curtain has gone up.

 

[KoolNoodles]

Remember, no matter how big Ashdod seems, size matters not!

I don't believe it!

Well, Dreaad , that is why you fail.

 

[Dreaad]

Anyway in all seriousness guys I made a deal I cannot go back on. The only person who can set me free is Malakal , if he decides he wants to have some fun and fight 1 vs the world, since he's been declared the winner anyway, that's up to him.

 

[Grimwulf]

Anyway in all seriousness guys I made a deal I cannot go back on.

You could at least clear up who owns your Throne. If Malakal does, then why are we still playing really?

 

[Dreaad]

I own the throne. Ashdod can no more attack me than I can attack him.... apparently we both have a very rigid system of not breaking our word. Our deal was a permanent alliance until every other player is eliminated.