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Describe a game in such a way that it's impossible to guess what it actually is. Others guess.

anvi

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A complete set of Elf bones.
 

vazha

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Your father was a demon, you are a demon, your compadre is a demon, the big baddies are demons. And all because God willed so.
The Cursed Crusade?
What on Earth even is that?
A Francojank action / adventure thingie with rpg elements, bonkers story and top notch atmosphere. Think of Knights of the Temple, but enjoyable. Failed rather miserably at sales, planned sequel never happened.

As for the hints:

First hint: Your father was a demon, you are a demon, your compadre is a demon, the big baddies are demons. And all because God willed so. - You, your father, your only companion and the important baddies are all cursed for doing committing some high lvl sacrilege in Jerusalem. You're basically turning into a hellspawn (think of Bound by Flame). God willed so - Deus Vult, crusades.

Second hint: November has a special place in your heart. - Your only companion and trusty old friend is called Esteban Noviembre. Noviembre = November.

Third hint: There is precisely one (read:token) Black person in the game, but he's the goodest of them all. You still got to beat him up like there's no tomorrow though. - The head of the Varangian Guards and local arena champion is a black man (strangely enough, with a Greek name, instead of Nubia/Ethiopian/Whatever), who also happens to be protected by the divine.

but hats off to Gradenmayer , got it in one.
 
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vazha

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Guilty as charged ))

Anyways, here's another game for you folks to guess:

Remove all combat and this would probably be Umberto Eco's favourite game ever, period.
 

Morpheus Kitami

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In a post-apocalyptic Earth, I have killed a Lesbian warrior to obtain thousands of New American Dollars, which I can exchange into real money at a bank on the top floor of the dungeon.
 

Lonely Vazdru

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It's a long road to duke it out with medieval Darth Vader. Start by flinging rocks and stuff at bugs and goblins.
This is not Legend but Oona's still gonna help you.
Animated video paperdolls don't look that great.
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Guys, I am disappoint.
 

Covenant

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Morpheus Kitami

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In a post-apocalyptic Earth, I have killed a Lesbian warrior to obtain thousands of New American Dollars, which I can exchange into real money at a bank on the top floor of the dungeon.
The local big bad (of which there are many) has sent a small snake to tell me she's going to do horrible things to me when we meet.
 

Kruno

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In a post-apocalyptic Earth, I have killed a Lesbian warrior to obtain thousands of New American Dollars, which I can exchange into real money at a bank on the top floor of the dungeon.
The local big bad (of which there are many) has sent a small snake to tell me she's going to do horrible things to me when we meet.

Super 3-D Noah's Ark?
 

Fowyr

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In a post-apocalyptic Earth, I have killed a Lesbian warrior to obtain thousands of New American Dollars, which I can exchange into real money at a bank on the top floor of the dungeon.
Moraff's something? Moraff's Dungeon? I remember that some of these games had New American Dollars.
 

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