Disco Elysium Pre-Release Thread [GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Haba]

You go on a vacation somewhere that has air conditioning.

 

[Cael]

You muppets cry about 20C weather. It is like you live in a place that gets 40+C heat regularly or something... Or one that has 30+C heat all year round.

Stop feeding the greenie fraud :D

 

[Prime Junta]

Stop feeding the greenie fraud :D

For once, this calls for the unmodified version.

 

[unfairlight]

It's pretty fucked in eesti because this is literally the only point in the year where we get temps over ~25c aside from maybe one day in spring. It's really bad since the humidity has been really high too, was around 90% a couple of days ago IIRC.

 

[unfairlight]

I know your local educators probably didn't teach you how to read, but we're talking about heat rather than light.

 

[Alienman]

It makes me wish for a nuclear winter.

 

[HoboForEternity]

I live where the average is 33-36 C all year round

 

[Ranarama]

I read they liked the new art and engine of Copper Dreams so much they are going to rebuild the game on that engine and art style.

Which one?

 

[Cael]

Stop feeding the greenie fraud :D

For once, this calls for the unmodified version.

Better than being reduced to living in caves without fires while the totalitarian greenies live in harbourside mansions and using more electricity per day than a small African nation in a year. Each. The lying, power-hungry, money-loving scumbags.

 

[wyes gull]

Meanwhile in the west...

Based Azorean anticyclone. More aire fresco, por favor.

 

[thesheeep]

It's pretty fucked in eesti because this is literally the only point in the year where we get temps over ~25c aside from maybe one day in spring. It's really bad since the humidity has been really high too, was around 90% a couple of days ago IIRC.

I sweat with you, man!

I moved to this country among other things to escape the far too hot (I consider everything above 23°C far too hot) climate further south in Germany.
And now this! FFS.
Well, at least I did get a 6-month long winter and finally felt at peace with my environment. Nothing better than the serenity of a long and dark winter

I live where the average is 33-36 C all year round

What the... how.. I'd be afraid my brain cells would just melt away. At least that's what I feel like right now, and I have about 30 C

 

[HoboForEternity]

It's pretty fucked in eesti because this is literally the only point in the year where we get temps over ~25c aside from maybe one day in spring. It's really bad since the humidity has been really high too, was around 90% a couple of days ago IIRC.

I sweat with you, man!

I moved to this country among other things to escape the far too hot (I consider everything above 23°C far too hot) climate further south in Germany.
And now this! FFS.
Well, at least I did get a 6-month long winter and finally felt at peace with my environment. Nothing better than the serenity of a long and dark winter

I live where the average is 33-36 C all year round

What the... how.. I'd be afraid my brain cells would just melt away. At least that's what I feel like right now, and I have about 30 C

thankfully i am a middle class family and work white collar job, i get to spend tje days in fully AC room most of the day

 

[Strange Fellow]

Worst hobo ever.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Worst hobo ever.

Actually just a pretty successful hobo. Never mentioned where he goes to sleep, if you notice.

 

[AdolfSatan]

Fucking Europeans got life so easy they go around complaining about the fucking climate, goddammit.

 

[thesheeep]

Fucking Europeans got life so easy they go around complaining about the fucking climate, goddammit.

Don't whine. Join!

 

[Haba]

We live in houses that are designed for cold winters and even colder summers. They have no cooling. They are well insulated.

Evolution has adjusted us to thrive in cold.

There is a god damn good reason to complain. The heat in kwanzania or south east Asia didn't bother me as much as this constant barbecue does.

 

[AdolfSatan]

Don't whine. Join!

Don't whine, join... The whining? I'm confused, but I'll jump in.

I live in an estuary-marshland and work a back-breaking blue-collar job. There's not a single spike of termic amplitude that isn't amplified to its worst by the combination of the general humidity proper to the land, and that of being stuck in a factory with neither heating nor conditioning. Since many are broken, the gates for the trucks are perpetually open. There's no shielding from the cold winds nor the early mists in winter, and the tin roofs, ever holding onto the scorching heat of cloudless summers, got so many holes you might as well be standing in the open when it rains.

 

[ArchAngel]

Don't whine. Join!

Don't whine, join... The whining? I'm confused, but I'll jump in.

I live in an estuary-marshland and work a back-breaking blue-collar job. There's not a single spike of termic amplitude that isn't amplified to its worst by the combination of the general humidity proper to the land, and that of being stuck in a factory with neither heating nor conditioning. Since many are broken, the gates for the trucks are perpetually open. There's no shielding from the cold winds nor the early mists in winter, and the tin roofs, ever holding onto the scorching heat of cloudless summers, got so many holes you might as well be standing in the open when it rains.

What does not kill you makes you stronger.

 

[fantadomat]

You muppets cry about 20C weather. It is like you live in a place that gets 40+C heat regularly or something... Or one that has 30+C heat all year round.

Stop feeding the greenie fraud :D

I live where the average is 33-36 C all year round

Well they are not whining that much about the degrees but about the sudden unnatural climate change. You too will also whine if the next summer the temperature doesn't go above 15C in your country. We too noramlly have a summer with 30C - 40C,it is really weird to not go above 25C-28C this year.

 

[Fenix]

We have whole thread about it.

 

[unfairlight]

And that thread was made by a cuck. I don't reply to cuck threads.

 

[Ranarama]

Fucking Europeans got life so easy they go around complaining about the fucking climate, goddammit.

Don't whine. Join!

He can't. They stopped letting in third-world refugees, remember?

 

[AdolfSatan]

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He can't. They stopped letting in third-world refugees, remember?

No need to go as a refugee, I have the European citizenship already. Perhaps it's time I head over there to live on welfare and culturally enrich your families while you're off at work.

 

[vota DC]

This is the coldest summer ever. I don't even need to water the crops because it is raining very often. All time saved to develop the game.

Today blog we are talking about the Thought Cabinet, where you develop character traits for your cop, giving your skills new and strange side effects.
Such thought sare determined on both your skills and your decisions, they are also mutually exclusive. For example if you have a very high Physical Instrument at some point you will have to help your fellow cops against strikers, but you will have also the option to backstab the police and build your own proletarian revolution. If you helped the police and have high Physical Instrument you will gain a huge Volition bonus every time you go around shirtless harvesting the wheat while if you sided with workers you will gain a Pain Threshold because you are a man of steel.
Not all Thought Cabinets are just flat bonuses. For example if you have a big Inland Empire and use a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle to reach another location then you will be immune to drowning, able to store huge items in your pockets, and you will be able to pierce those nasty ceramic armors that some of your foes wear but for these great advantages you will have some very nasty side effects like going berserk every time you see a porcelain item, even if you manage to surpass the berserker check you will have other nuisances like believing it is always ten o'clock.

Next week we will talk about release date because it is already August, so second half of 2018. Coming soon modding and the first DLC where we will expand the playable characters with the introduction of a special power to possess people like Dungeon Keeper, we will of course introduce a huge floating slapping hand in the second DLC.