RK47
collides like two planets pulled by gravity
Meet the heroes:
Steve, the guy who does tech support at work, a little bit of accounting, coordinate logistics, excel spreadsheets, monthly sales tabulation, makes coffee, update web content, pretends he's an average nice guy etc etc.
RK47, the guy who wants to go home and just play games. Eats KFC, and doesn't really give a fuck about other people.
This is their story:
Oh wait. Let's explain the mechanics of this LP.
No combat / magic skill will be picked.
None whatsoever. Everything else is gravy.
We'll discuss talent picks later. But I picked lone wolf as default cause we're not running with any companions.
Blah blah.
Nice bod. Our heroes immediately commence DISCUSSION upon the discovery.
Powerlarping lah.
We could've avoided this fight by sneaking past - but we rather take the EXP. Don't waste lah. It's easy enough.
Easy enough.
Let's loot it. There's no reason to skip unless you don't wanna waste time.
Inside, we learn fire burns. Also, we need water to extinguish fire.
Also, poison vapor can be detonated with a single spark of flame.
A candle would do.
We continue forward -
Kinda hate wasting fire arrow. But whatever.
We open a casket.
Larian, it'd be nice if we have some kind of Persuasion option here.
But nope. You gotta fight. All those Charisma points are literally useless for the starting 15 minutes. Happy yet?
Eurotrashed.
Exit the tutorial cave, explored the beaches for stuff.
At first I thought Steve can use this to increase Lucky Find with a crafted staff...
.....he's too stupid to equip it.
We also meet a talking shell...
Uh oh, looks like they're having a disagreement....
Space bar lah.
And so the shell goes back into the seas.
The sea-shell rewards us with some gold. Not bad.
Onwards...
They wanna take us to a wizard.
But RK wants EXP.
Oh boy, here we go again...
*SPACE BAR*
Eurotrash.
Time to let loose with the special arrows. Poison, I choose you!
Splat. Steve! Use your fire arrow!
It's super effective!
Thundershock!
They're dead, Jim.
"RK, this is totally wrong lah. Why kill them? They only want to do their job lah."
"You're right Steve..."
"Wow, really?"
"Yes, I say that to get 3% Critical Chance bonus from Compassionate."
Steve, the guy who does tech support at work, a little bit of accounting, coordinate logistics, excel spreadsheets, monthly sales tabulation, makes coffee, update web content, pretends he's an average nice guy etc etc.
RK47, the guy who wants to go home and just play games. Eats KFC, and doesn't really give a fuck about other people.
This is their story:
Oh wait. Let's explain the mechanics of this LP.
No combat / magic skill will be picked.
None whatsoever. Everything else is gravy.
We'll discuss talent picks later. But I picked lone wolf as default cause we're not running with any companions.
Blah blah.
Nice bod. Our heroes immediately commence DISCUSSION upon the discovery.
Powerlarping lah.
We could've avoided this fight by sneaking past - but we rather take the EXP. Don't waste lah. It's easy enough.
Easy enough.
Let's loot it. There's no reason to skip unless you don't wanna waste time.
Inside, we learn fire burns. Also, we need water to extinguish fire.
Also, poison vapor can be detonated with a single spark of flame.
A candle would do.
We continue forward -
Kinda hate wasting fire arrow. But whatever.
We open a casket.
Larian, it'd be nice if we have some kind of Persuasion option here.
But nope. You gotta fight. All those Charisma points are literally useless for the starting 15 minutes. Happy yet?
Eurotrashed.
Exit the tutorial cave, explored the beaches for stuff.
At first I thought Steve can use this to increase Lucky Find with a crafted staff...
.....he's too stupid to equip it.
We also meet a talking shell...
Uh oh, looks like they're having a disagreement....
Space bar lah.
And so the shell goes back into the seas.
The sea-shell rewards us with some gold. Not bad.
Onwards...
They wanna take us to a wizard.
But RK wants EXP.
Oh boy, here we go again...
*SPACE BAR*
Eurotrash.
Time to let loose with the special arrows. Poison, I choose you!
Splat. Steve! Use your fire arrow!
It's super effective!
Thundershock!
They're dead, Jim.
"RK, this is totally wrong lah. Why kill them? They only want to do their job lah."
"You're right Steve..."
"Wow, really?"
"Yes, I say that to get 3% Critical Chance bonus from Compassionate."
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