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Dominions 4 - Pink Natajara

Which era do you prefer?

  • EA

    Votes: 4 26.7%
  • MA

    Votes: 3 20.0%
  • LA

    Votes: 4 26.7%
  • Voting is for democrats!

    Votes: 7 46.7%
  • Aren't you that guy from the First Law Trilogy?

    Votes: 3 20.0%

  • Total voters
    15

Caul Shivers

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So no takers on a sub yet. I've half a mind to just roll back to pretender stage, delete Vindorf pretender and restart the game, yet again.
 

Grimwulf

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So no takers on a sub yet. I've half a mind to just roll back to pretender stage, delete Vindorf pretender and restart the game, yet again.

:negative:

Just switch him to AI, nobody really gives a damn. But in case you are not convinced and will restart the game again, just kick Vindorf out and leave 9 players.

I know your plan. You want me to die of old age before the game starts, then take over my meth-blessed city, huh? :argh:
 

Grimwulf

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New turn file: Pink_Natajara, Tecaburg turn 2

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Mraston

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If he turns him AI turn 1 the game makes no sense.

I don't think making sense is a priority in a game with randomly generated nations and a wasteland map. It's meant to be a muck around game!
 

KoolNoodles

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My lord! We've spotted a wondrous land of prosperity in this dismal wasteland! Greater than 10 gold farthings can be taxed from the wretched few who still call this place home.
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Oh god Samwise Gamgee, that's it? I mean....no no, excellent! This is just what we need.....our hobbit friends are cheap right?

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Quite cheap my lord! Though, they do eat a lot.....

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Very well, let them eat FISH. Send forth our legio..! I mean...Hobbits....eerrghhh, is there no one else?
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Atlnom nom nom nom

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Well, ermm....we DO have this one guy my lord.
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Thank heavens, that is MUCH better. Can he kill 80 Barbarians?






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Dayyālu

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Shaper Crypt
PROPHET OF METHAMPHETAMINE made me chuckle, I'll admit. I can imagine your faction roaming the wastes with hard rock (is even possible?) blasting around.

*coff* coff*

We know little of the past. Just stories. And the stories tell us that this land was once beautiful. Sure, it's kind of difficult to imagine it now, between the seas of sand and salt, the freezing wastelands and the scorching deserts. And the predators, magical or natural. Or the bandits, the cannibals and the hordes of undeads.

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Our cities died, the stories tell. Only ruins, with few crazy survivors, remained. Even our mighty capital, once a paradise of running water and great gardens, where Man, Monkey and Hoburg could live in harmony, was left only as a shattered shell. Our Pantokrator abandoned us, and the beings on the upper or higher spheres stopped caring about the Monkey people. We were alone.

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Alone, we searched for order. And then, we heard a sound. A song. A song that taught us an order, that promised suffering and sacrifice. Only our King, last of his line mantained the ancient arts of Nature and Fire, and we embraced our destiny. Death and Servitude. Then He came. He, the first of our Choir of Pain and Servitude.

But yet, he gave us a great secret. We now know. We know understand. Why our world is now a ruin. It was divine punishment, for greed and gluttony. The greed of gluttony of an entire race.

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It is now the time of Vengeance, and no Hoburg will be spared.

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KoolNoodles

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That's handy.
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Competition to find the shittiest place with the most desolate name, here's my entry:

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Caul Shivers

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South Slav Siberia
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Cardinal, have you heard the news!?

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Have I? We’re the inquisition dear chap. We know what has happened before it even happens! Now tell me, em, what it is I already know?

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Cardinal Biggels of the Inquisition sir, he has found God. Or rather God has found him!

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He has? I mean, he has!
And you of course know that he has found God in…

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In the desert cardinal sir.

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Yes, yes, the desert, of course. Where else would one find God these days?

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They say that cardinal Biggles wondered the blasted lands for a whole eternity, for days even, spreading the word of God among the heathens.

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Ah, yes. Quite an industrious fellow that cardinal Biggles. His devotion to the fate and to the salvation of the heathen souls is admirable.

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Exactly! They say he has saved the heathen desert dwellers children for they are no longer desert born with sinful dark skin but are rather born white and pure as God himself. He has pushed salvation into them!

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He certainly pushed something in.

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They say that God was so pleased with what he had done that He appeared to him in the most holiest and purest of all forms, of a giant, fanged, benevolent snake.
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We all know that snakes are the purest and most loving of all beings. The very scriptures talk of God and how he appeared in snake form to help the first people not starve by guiding them to the forbidden fruit which the devil in disguise left to mock them!

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Our Lord and Savior, moved by the devotion and altruism displayed by cardinal Biggles, has made him a prophet! Oh blessed days! Inquisitor cardinal Biggles of Gaelinia the anointed prophet of the one true God, Sir Rumplesnakeskin Slithers, Lord of Many Names.

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Blessed indeed. We must all follow in cardinal Biggles footsteps and spread the word of God like he has!
 

Grimwulf

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Competition to find the shittiest place with the most desolate name, here's my entry:

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CHOSE BROTHERS OF CRYSTAL METH! CAN YOU SEE THAT MIRACLE?!

Apparently, somewhere in faraway lands PEOPLE STILL HAVE GOLD! They live better than we do!

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HIT THE ROAD, CRYSTAL BROTHERS! Our midget cooks need STUFF to cook! WE HAVE TO COOK
 

Dayyālu

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Shaper Crypt
CHOSE BROTHERS OF CRYSTAL METH! CAN YOU SEE THAT MIRACLE?!

Apparently, somewhere in faraway lands PEOPLE STILL HAVE GOLD! They live better than we do!

HIT THE ROAD, CRYSTAL BROTHERS! Our midget cooks need STUFF to cook! WE HAVE TO COOK

:lol: :lol: :lol:

This is the best game ever.

I've instead found a very rich province, the Lost City of Ba'an Dagor. I can mantain a mage for a year with this one!



Marvelous.

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Dayyālu

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Shaper Crypt
Why don't you show us the provice number?

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C'mon, how can you NOT trust the chosen prophet of CRYSTAL METH? You give us the map and nothing will happen to you. I promise. And I'll always keep my promises!

(I must be the only human being that somewhat liked that movie. It's no worse than Mad Max 3, truth be told)

There is something more precious then gold in these lands and the holy people of Gaelinia have found it!
BEHOLD, WATER!

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Malakal

Arcane
Joined
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Messages
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Location
Poland
Its a sea province that looks like a waste. Bug or something.

And I liked Water World too. Nothing high brow but a decent flick.
 

Caul Shivers

Scholar
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South Slav Siberia
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Cardinal Inquisitor Biggles sir?
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It’s Heavenly Holy God-sent Prophet of Majestic Brilliance, Sir Inquisitor Cardinal Biggles, but let’s not get hung up on titles and formalities. “Your Heavenly Majestic Brilliance” will do it. After all, modesty is a virtue and one must always be humble of spirit to be one with God. Now shoo Percy, I’m afraid I’m quite busy at the moment. The Countess Isabel needs me to… unburden her sins.
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I apologize Your Heavenly Majestic Brilliance, but just we’ve received news of an unknown lizard army encroaching on our borders. Our scouts tell us that these infidels do not worship the true Lord, Sir Rumplesnakeskin Slithers, but rather some thing called the LizardWizard.
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What a preposterous name for a God. Well just send some of those Lizard Lizards to deal with this WizardLizard.
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LizardWizard, Your Heavenly Majestic Brilliance.
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Yes, yes, now go away, I’m quite busy.
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But we’ve also received word of vile fish creatures to the south. They call themselves Atlnom nom nom… nom.
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Why are you bothering me with this? Can’t you pester somebody else?
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You are the head of Inquisition Your Heavenly Majestic Brilliance and it’s the Inquisition duty to deal with heathen threats.
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I know that! Send someone north too then to rid of us these creatures.
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You mean south?
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That's what I said, south, now go away, I’m busy!
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But shouldn’t we try to convert them to our fate before we kill them as decreed by our holy books? Infidelus killus 15:2 clearly states that all heathens must be converted and then killed so that their souls may be saved.
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Will this torment never end!? Send inquisitors down north to this Almoton mon mon to start converting them, and tax them of course. Conversion isn't free.
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O Biggleeeees, my darliiiing. Where are yooou?
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Coming your ladyship. Now go away Percy.
 

Muty

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Wasteland 2 BattleTech
Guys can I get 6 hours extension. I guess I forgot to submit my turn befire I left for work today
 

KoolNoodles

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Hobbits just opened up a trade route to bring Longbottom Leaf direct from The Shire! This near magical leaf can bring hope even in the darkest of times, if smoked responsibly.

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The Fish Masters immediately put a large sales tax into effect for all recreational drugs.

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Times are indeed looking up in Atlnom!

 

Grimwulf

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WHO RUNS BARTERTOWN?!

To all inferior nations of the desurt: TECA TECA BURG invites those with BALLS to face our champion in THUNDERDOME ARENA!

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Formerly known as Vindorf. He will wait there for anybody to come. YOU WILL BE PWND! The winner receives STUFF!

no, honestly, this land still has stuff!
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Mraston

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"Mwuando, drink deep the fumes of Multidimensional Vault, the Engine of the stars, drink deep glorious perfume of burnt flesh offering to our Moon Mother's infernal bosom! You are no longer a slave Mwuando! Ualgo the ever burning, the Primer of the Engine has spoken to me on ashen whispers. You are to lead the man slaves Mwuando! Your are to lead your ilk, the faithful loving servants of the Solar Seared Men across the Wasteland! The Great Relic, our home, cries in anguish. It wishes to return home to the sky. Ualgo's dust reforms, see it swirl. Claim the bounties of the desert, feed the maw that is our galactic chariot! Drink deep the smells of our holy chambers Mwuando, for your homecoming is foretold to be far away indeed!"

Mwuando nods in joy. He is happy to serve his molten skinned masters in wordly conquest rather than as an offering to the life consuming engines. He is led out from the offering pit, ripe as it is with the sweet smell of bubbling flesh. He is clothed in the finest raiment and given a great host of his slave kinsmen to lead to battle.

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He surveys his army. They tremble at the freedman's glare but they are emboldened by their righteous cause.

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And Mwuando leaves his great city for the first time in his life. Leaving behind the pulsing engines of the the sacrifice pits and the burning forges of the star man spawning rooms. He enters the desert, to conquer it. He enters the desert for the glory of the star chariot, destined to escape this earth once again!

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Caul Shivers

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South Slav Siberia
The War Council of Gaelinia

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I, King Beufort the IV, hereby declare this war council open. Let us hear the financial reports from the newly conquered provinces first.

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My liege, once we account for the new expenditures for the royal crown our treasure will be overflowing with the income from the newly conquered heathen lands.

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Expenditures? What expenditures?

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Just some essentials Lord Percy, I assure you. Perfumes, jewelry, livery and garments, three new wings for the royal palace and of course some of those exotic shambler steaks.

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Oh yes, I hear those are all the rage now. They catch them up north in some place called the Hungry Sea. Apparently there’s a sea under the sand there. How marvelous.

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How much will be left in the treasure after these new expenses?

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As much as a dozen gold coins.

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That is most remarkable! Why with the additional funds we might be able to train a whole new squad of Lizard Lizards in just a matter of years. Imagine the possibilities! Battlelord Fang, how fare our noble troops in the north?

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I’m afraid our troops were most treacherously ambushed in Tyradir by the filthy slave masters of Djanris.

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Slave masters in Tyradir? The filth are using slaves in their army! By God I hope you’ve punished them for their insolence and for violating the sacred scriptures! Only Gaelinia’s Warlocks have the divine mandate to keep slaves.

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Our troops butchered many of the heathens but sadly they proved too numerous in the end. Here are the battle reports.

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Yes, I see nothing wrong with these reports. At least our men died taking many heathen with them.

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And while we’re on the subject of heathens I believe some may have infiltrated the capital. The southerners from Nom Nom to be precise. We’ve organized hunting parties but it may take some time to find them.

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How hard can it be to spot a fish in Gaelinia?

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We will not tolerate this outrage. A retaliatory strike is to be made immediately. Furthermore, offer a bounty for every slain Nom Nomian. We must show these vile creatures that Gaelinia is not to be trifled with!

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I’ll see to it personally your majesty.
 

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