Dominions 4 - Season 3 - The Geriatric Wars

[Matalarata]

I actually had it ready... But yesterday I had a gaming night with some friends

Spoiler

tried this for the first time and loved it, but we spent 3,5 hours on this shit

When we were done I was too tired to review my turn and send it, since I had to wake up relatively early today I postponed and the rest is history...
Still glad I managed, I wish I had time to double check my moves.

 

[Joined on the 4th of July]

Let's do a little contest. My highest is 7

A challenger appears!

 

[thesheeep]

Yeah, I can imagine everyone desiring to be whipped by that one.

What are his details, though?

 

[KoolNoodles]

I just dropped a load of Xanax on a weary and troubled world. You're welcome, citizens.

 

[KoolNoodles]

And this is my entry into the Old Age competition. I think he gets honorable mention because one day when he was really thirsty, he made a mistake. You see, Yen-di went blind and mute about 10 years ago. Since then, his colleagues have largely ignored his comings and goings, just another frail old man limping along in silence. As such, they neglected to mention that on one particular day they stocked the old office mini-fridge(that nobody else went to, because that was so 10 years ago) with Master Li's shrinking serum. All the lab's other refrigeration devices had been taken over by Ensure. Well the rest is history.

Spoiler

 

[sqeecoo]

Thanks for the Xanax! Am I the only one getting a ridiculous amounts of Gaian Cults of fertility in my lands? Seems weird when everyone is old and dying. Or appropriate, I guess

 

[Joined on the 4th of July]

Xanax is just medical industrial complex's scheme for getting rich by abusing people and their suffering. Don't believe the hype. Read prisonplanet.dom and dispel Tien's malicious global spell today!

 

[Matalarata]

So, apparently either I have a gremlin problem or I pissed of some minor demons (evil eye isn't out of the equation) because my PC un-fucked itself and then proceeded to re-fuck completely.
I need an extension, let's say 6 hours please.

Thx for the extension, whoever it was that made it happen. A friend lent me an old laptop and I managed. I swear to God this game has pushed my luck to his limits.

 

[KoolNoodles]

It was me. I needed a short one anyways, so I was keeping an eye on things.

 

[Mraston]

So all the Dom4 games basically have there own subforum now? That's cool.

What is also cool is the fact I'm getting ripped to shreds!

 

[KoolNoodles]

So all the Dom4 games basically have there own subforum now? That's cool.

What is also cool is the fact I'm getting ripped to shreds!

You are a good man and fought bravely in past wars, noble Vanir, but it had to be you. There was nowhere else to go. *




* I guess, I mean, kinda just rolled the dice. Could have been a few people. It gets tiring fighting Ermor. Our troops long for their glaives to sink into real flesh.

 

[KoolNoodles]

This road always seems to have a lot of traffic on it, maybe we need to build an overpass?

 

[Joined on the 4th of July]

Yes please

Maintenance crews should also keep the highway clear of snow a bit better.

 

[TripJack]

KoolNoodles can you be a bro and add 24 hours to the timer for me after this turn?

 

[KoolNoodles]

KoolNoodles can you be a bro and add 24 hours to the timer for me after this turn?

Yes I can be a bro.

 

[TripJack]

thanks bro

 

[KoolNoodles]

Hosting postponed for various nations, keeping an eye on it, since the Jack of Trips had earlier requested a lengthy extension and hasn't submitted yet.

 

[Matalarata]

Thx Bro! I was away from home the last 2 days but I had my alarm 1 hour earlier today to play my turn before work. Unfortunately I discovered your kindness only after I had submitted.

 

[KoolNoodles]

 

[KoolNoodles]

Thought I could get the turn in before morning, but it looks like I won't. Will send it in the morning(curse you late game), and we can think about taking a summer break possibly as others have suggested. I'll still mostly likely need a sub for the 31st through 4th, but I can still admin.

 

[thesheeep]

What summer break? I am that close on my way to diplomatic victory!

There is diplomatic victory, right?
Don't tell me I should've invested into research or crap like armies.

 

[KoolNoodles]

Yes of course there is.....of course.

 

[Matalarata]

I will declare you winner and welcome our turtle overlords for 55 astral pearls!

 

[thesheeep]

Couldn't you have asked for air or water?

 

[sqeecoo]

So, are we going for a summer break? I'm fine till August 7, but I understand KoolNoodles is away currently? Or do we still do this turn?