Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard - coming October 31st

[Modron]

Oh and apparently you can customise your bulge size as a woman.

Truly peak female anatomy.

Chasing those BG3 fans that liked choosing the cut of their female's benises.

 

[HumanTotemPole]

Because it's weird how this specific skin condition is now always included in character creators. And not, let's say, rosacea.

Rosacea is hardly politically charged like differing levels and distributions of melanin. This must be why vitiligo sliders are everywhere now.

No evidence for this but I imagine it'll be at the behest of a significant stakeholder. Somebody high up in the DEI industry is likely to have or be close to someone with vitiligo. Either that or previous professional links with a charity or something similar. It feels artificially prevalent whereas the mass of gender identity stuff has a somewhat organic base, having emerged from the Livejournal/Tumblr fever swamp about 15-20 years ago. Either that or a significant someone has a fetish for vitiligo.

 

[Larianshill]

And revitiligo, because every year the RPGs seem to get blacker and darker, and blacker.

 

[Fedora Master]

Because it's weird how this specific skin condition is now always included in character creators. And not, let's say, rosacea.

Rosacea is hardly politically charged like differing levels and distributions of melanin. This must be why vitiligo sliders are everywhere now.

No evidence for this but I imagine it'll be at the behest of a significant stakeholder. Somebody high up in the DEI industry is likely to have or be close to someone with vitiligo. Either that or previous professional links with a charity or something similar. It feels artificially prevalent whereas the mass of gender identity stuff has a somewhat organic base, having emerged from the Livejournal/Tumblr fever swamp about 15-20 years ago. Either that or a significant someone has a fetish for vitiligo.

No, it's easy to implement and that's it. Quick brownie points with the usual suspects.

 

[Yosharian]

I'm confused by the fact that every content creator showing footage from this event that YT'ers and influencers went to, are all using either 'diverse' or female main characters

Despite the fact that they are almost all straight white males themselves

Like did BW force specific MC designs on them? Or did they feel compelled to make such characters?

 

[Rieser]

I'm confused by the fact that every content creator showing footage from this event that YT'ers and influencers went to, are all using either 'diverse' or female main characters

Despite the fact that they are almost all straight white males themselves

Like did BW force specific MC designs on them? Or did they feel compelled to make such characters?

The latter, I guess. You were free to create whatever you wanted.

 

[Camel]

This is the way Bioware ends
This is the way Bioware ends
This is the way Bioware ends
Not with a bang but with top surgery scars.

You wish, nigga. ME4 is in the pipeline.

 

[Cael]

Because it's weird how this specific skin condition is now always included in character creators. And not, let's say, rosacea.

Rosacea is hardly politically charged like differing levels and distributions of melanin. This must be why vitiligo sliders are everywhere now.

No evidence for this but I imagine it'll be at the behest of a significant stakeholder. Somebody high up in the DEI industry is likely to have or be close to someone with vitiligo. Either that or previous professional links with a charity or something similar. It feels artificially prevalent whereas the mass of gender identity stuff has a somewhat organic base, having emerged from the Livejournal/Tumblr fever swamp about 15-20 years ago. Either that or a significant someone has a fetish for vitiligo.

I didn't notice anything about vitiligo until that black model got into the act. Suddenly, it is everywhere.

 

[Camel]

Hepler wrote some of the best Origins quests, the dwarf origin at least.

It’s not that I like the Hepler’s views but she wrote the Orzammar questline too.

 

[Junmarko]

Body Type: Fupa

 

[Necrensha]

I'm confused by the fact that every content creator showing footage from this event that YT'ers and influencers went to, are all using either 'diverse' or female main characters

Despite the fact that they are almost all straight white males themselves

This is what happens when you become addicted to moe.

 

[Vyvian]

It's also what happens when you get your bullet points on what to focus on and highlight in exchange for that sweet early access.
All these glowing previews are extremely similar.

 

[The Wall]

This is the way Bioware ends
This is the way Bioware ends
This is the way Bioware ends
Not with a bang but with top surgery scars.

You Jew are the reason for all of this. Including WW3. You keep pissing and shitting in cultural wells and then get surprised when leaders, institutions and organizations have gone mad

Jewish piss has turned Bioware and West crazy. Original darkspawn taint

P.S.
Madworld you have created will seek and destroy its Jewish creators first. Uh-oh, you keep pressing undo! undo! undo! button. Nothing happens

 

[The Wall]

Thank you Infinitron and Zed and rabbi Shmuley for Dragon Age: Veilguards. This and many other wonderful games LITERALLY couldnt exist in any other society except one run by Jews

 

[Assisted Living Godzilla]

I'm confused by the fact that every content creator showing footage from this event that YT'ers and influencers went to, are all using either 'diverse' or female main characters

Despite the fact that they are almost all straight white males themselves

This is what happens when you become addicted to moe.

 

[BrotherFrank]

I am fucking done. Made the mistake of asking wtf there would even be chest scars when healing magic is routine in this setting but did not like the answer: if you chopped off your breasts and cast healing magic, then it would regrow your breasts (im sure theres a fetish here somewhere).

So yeah actually, chest scars…do make sense.

I can only assume trans ppl in the da setting lore wise must avoid healing magic for a year or something, leading to lots of incidents when healers would help ppl who had accidents only to be cussed out because they restored somebody their pp or booba.

Riveting dragon age lore, cant wait to read more about in the new codex entries.

 

[Pink Eye]

Some corporate fuck is going around giving people copies of this shit game:

Spoiler

I don't know who they work for but some retarded marketing arm, either EA or some other PR company enlisted by Bioware, is trying to bump the game. Of course the corporate dog denies it:

Spoiler

"BioWare *definitely* would not be able to afford my services." Fucking fag.

 

[La vie sexuelle]

If it's a character creator, I wonder what the plot will look like?

Will there be quests to help change a character's sex?

Will there be quests to help change a character's sex against the will of the family?

Will there be quests to help change a child's sex against the family's will?

Will there be quests that help change a child's sex against the family's will by murdering the family?

 

[Tyrr]

He is back, shitting on the game.

 

[Larianshill]

Will there be quests to help change a character's sex?

Remember Dorian's quest about the evils of conversion therapy? There'll be fifteen of those in Vileguard.

 

[La vie sexuelle]

Will there be quests to help change a character's sex?

Remember Dorian's quest about the evils of conversion therapy? There'll be fifteen of those in Vileguard.

Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking. This Qunari in the party will have something like this - an acceptance quest.

But I'm asking about a side quest where we help the character change sex Or rather - how many of them will there be?

 

[BrainMuncher]

I am fucking done. Made the mistake of asking wtf there would even be chest scars when healing magic is routine in this setting but did not like the answer: if you chopped off your breasts and cast healing magic, then it would regrow your breasts (im sure theres a fetish here somewhere).

So yeah actually, chest scars…do make sense.

I can only assume trans ppl in the da setting lore wise must avoid healing magic for a year or something, leading to lots of incidents when healers would help ppl who had accidents only to be cussed out because they restored somebody their pp or booba.

Riveting dragon age lore, cant wait to read more about in the new codex entries.

Would healing magic cure the mental illness that caused them to self-multilate in the first place?

 

[H. P. Lovecraft's Cat]

Bruh, that 100% ass is flat af. And tranny scars LMAO! Burn in hell Bioware.

 

[The Wall]

If someone would visit Bioware HQ with AK-47 and go pro camera, I'd watch that stream. Brave Space Marine clearing out Slaanesh cult lair

 

[damager]

I hate detailed optical character creation anyway. I wanna play a game not design a barbie doll for hours.

Give me a bunch of good looking presets and that's more than enough. Who cares if the character brow is 2mm thiccer and bullshit like that. Waste of time for all involved.

And what's the point of all of this if you have neither boobs nore boob wiggle slider. PURE DECLINE!