Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard - coming October 31st

[Ryzer]

Imagine not instantly putting all femoid gamer channels on "Don't recommend"
Imagine actually watching this tripe.

Does your mother know you post this on the internet?

 

[Falksi]

 

[The Nameless One]

2024 troon can def arm wrestle

 

[kapisi]

Look at what they did to Dwarves, man. These little guys were the EPITOME of strong, bulky, rowdy, assholes who chugged beer while carrying a big Axe. I'm seeing my hobby die before my eyes.

Legion of the Dead Names, right

 

[Aarwolf]

I never expected to see conventionally pretty white woman in Dragon Age thread, of all places

 

[Lord_Potato]

The tattoos are a bit too much for me.

 

[Drowed]

I never expected to see conventionally pretty white woman in Dragon Age thread, of all place

Corrected it for you.

 

[Ryzer]

I never expected to see conventionally pretty white woman in Dragon Age thread, of all places

That's a gypsy, explains the tattoos.

 

[Caim]

IIRC one of the Saints Row games had both a dick and a boob slider regardless of your character's sex.

 

[Fedora Master]

IIRC one of the Saints Row games had both a dick and a boob slider regardless of your character's sex.

Played as a joke then, taken as a brave statement on trans rights now.

 

[Paul_cz]

Tattoos were such a monumentally dumb idea humans had

 

[thesecret1]

Look at what they did to Dwarves, man. These little guys were the EPITOME of strong, bulky, rowdy, assholes who chugged beer while carrying a big Axe. I'm seeing my hobby die before my eyes.

I'm starting to understand the sliders. They're all meant for troons. Max chest size might look small on a woman, but is as good as it gets on a dude on hormones. Bulge too small? Best dick simulacrum science can make. Ass too small? Where do you think the material for the dick came from?

 

[whydoibother]

So apparently the choices from prior games that carry over are just:

Talk about lazy.

Romance is a given for the series, fate of the inquisition is the point of the game, and hidden god is the point of the major DLC. This is basically the barest most minimal data to import.
Also, nothing from DA1 and DA2? I guess this means Morrigan isn't in this one, given the things that can happen to/with her. Or Alistair and his potential kingdom.

 

[Caim]

The tattoos are a bit too much for me.

For a moment I thought those tattoos were just the sleeves of her dress.

 

[Fedora Master]

If you expect anything but a token voice line about your "important choices" from O and 2 (lol) you clearly haven't learned anything from ME3.

 

[Heroic Liberator]

Also, nothing from DA1 and DA2? I guess this means Morrigan isn't in this one, given the things that can happen to/with her.

She is, but probably they'll just handwave away the whole well of sorrows stuff. And they simply won't mention stuff pertaining to her personal life in terms of romance, kid etc.

 

[Elttharion]

So apparently the choices from prior games that carry over are just:

Talk about lazy.

Romance is a given for the series, fate of the inquisition is the point of the game, and hidden god is the point of the major DLC. This is basically the barest most minimal data to import.
Also, nothing from DA1 and DA2? I guess this means Morrigan isn't in this one, given the things that can happen to/with her. Or Alistair and his potential kingdom.

Morrigan is in this

 

[whydoibother]

If you expect anything but a token voice line about your "important choices" from O and 2 (lol) you clearly haven't learned anything from ME3.

How many times must I genocide the rachni, science damn it.

 

[Lovely Feather Pillow]

So apparently the choices from prior games that carry over are just:

Talk about lazy.

Romance is a given for the series, fate of the inquisition is the point of the game, and hidden god is the point of the major DLC. This is basically the barest most minimal data to import.
Also, nothing from DA1 and DA2? I guess this means Morrigan isn't in this one, given the things that can happen to/with her. Or Alistair and his potential kingdom.

Morrigan is in this

TIL she always had flapjack tiddies

I swear she had absolute ballistics in Origins

Still would

 

[kapisi]

https://www.reddit.com/r/dragonage/s/Em3VRWof8x

How do you do, fellow culture war tourists?

 

[Semiurge]

The character creator gives you the best of both worlds - black girls with white girl physiques.

 

[Elttharion]

https://www.reddit.com/r/dragonage/s/Em3VRWof8x

How do you do, fellow culture war tourists?

 

[Elttharion]

So apparently the choices from prior games that carry over are just:

Talk about lazy.

Romance is a given for the series, fate of the inquisition is the point of the game, and hidden god is the point of the major DLC. This is basically the barest most minimal data to import.
Also, nothing from DA1 and DA2? I guess this means Morrigan isn't in this one, given the things that can happen to/with her. Or Alistair and his potential kingdom.

Morrigan is in this

TIL she always had flapjack tiddies

I swear she had absolute ballistics in Origins

Still would

 

[toro]

 

[Semiurge]

The comments are gold, once again.