Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard - coming October 31st

[sosmoflux]

Press A to cut off your genitals

When you slice a breast off, something transgender has to happen
Slice, transgender, connected now in Dragon's Gay 2

 

[thesecret1]

It should translate to itemization. Cut off your dick, get a unique charm +10% piercing damage

 

[H. P. Lovecraft's Cat]

It should translate to itemization. Cut off your dick, get a unique charm +10% piercing damage

Wouldn't it be -10% piercing damage?

 

[thesecret1]

It should translate to itemization. Cut off your dick, get a unique charm +10% piercing damage

Wouldn't it be -10% piercing damage?

Bioware's too woke to make it a mallus. Alternatively, if you dipped into blood magic or whatever, you could reanimate your dong as a companion character.

 

[Child of Malkav]

Alternatively, if you dipped into blood magic or whatever, you could reanimate your dong as a companion character.

Nah, it would be necromancy.

 

[Pink Eye]

blood magic

Blood Magic, in *my* goody two shoes game, sorry bro, but you need to check your RPG privilege:

 

[Hedasd]

Raised in Rivain,[1] Taash lives for adventure and does not mind taking risks.[2] She is a thrill-seeking, headstrong, blunt,[3] and straightforward dragon hunter who wields dual-axes, and breathes out flames.[2] Taash is deeply knowledgeable about many topics,[2] well-connected, and knows someone for everything.[4]

Trivia​

• Taash was written by Trick Weekes.[5]
• Taash is the youngest of the companions in Dragon Age: The Veilguard, being in her early twenties, close to Sera's age.[6]
• She is described as a gym bro[7] and a jock.[4]
• She has an interest in sparkling treasures and hitting things with an axe.[2]
• BioWare polled the Dragon Age game developers with the question "If our companions worked at the studio what would their jobs be?", Taash's top vote was testing with runner-up votes being in IT and audio. The included commentary stated:[8]
  • “Testing, and Taash would send all the bugs right back at us with a grin.”
  • “If Taash worked in IT, you’d try to get your things working before asking for help.”
  • “Taash could appreciate the bombastic yet subtle nature of Audio.”

Holy shit it is. And she's written by Trick Weekes, of course. Disgusting.

So, he is a chick now, yes?

• In a conversation with Iron Bull, he says that Krem fits the Qunari concept of "Aqun-Athlok", which translates in Qunlat as "born as one gender but living like another." Krem asks Iron Bull if Qunari treat them any different than others to which Iron Bull replies they are treated like the men they are.
• Krem was written by Patrick Weekes.

This fucker turned whole Qunari into "allies". People may not like David Gayder but him leaving promoted trick weekes to lead writer position, and at least Gayder was too much of a pussy to do something as wild as this and stuck to whining in his blog posts or interviews.

 

[Larianshill]

blood magic

Blood Magic, in *my* goody two shoes game, sorry bro, but you need to check your RPG privilege:

 

[Lodis]

I mean what did you expect from a guy who is the literal real life equivalent of this



The existence of a protagonist willing to do whatever it takes to win against a world ending threat might trigger this fat fuck into a state of cardiac arrest.

 

[Nano]

Indeed. The creatives in charge of this game are literal monsters. No self-respecting person should touch this game.

 

[Lovely Feather Pillow]

I mean what did you expect from a guy who is the literal real life equivalent of this



The existence of a protagonist willing to do whatever it takes to win against a world ending threat might trigger this fat fuck into a state of cardiac arrest.

It's funny because it's true lmao

 

[Yosharian]

I still don't understand how you fuck up a tiefling waifu. It's the most basic DnD waifu you can create. You just make a feminine face, throw some devil horns and boom, tiefling wafiu. Fucking Neeshka, Neeshka, looked better:

Shit movie.

 

[Ryzer]

I still don't understand how you fuck up a tiefling waifu. It's the most basic DnD waifu you can create. You just make a feminine face, throw some devil horns and boom, tiefling wafiu. Fucking Neeshka, Neeshka, looked better:

Shit movie.

And shit game.