Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Child of Malkav]

Dragon Age Origins had no sequels. Simple fact if life.

 

[Mauman]

Dragon Age Origins had no sequels. Simple fact if life.

Yup, just like there were no sequels to the Matrix.

No sequels to the Indiana Jones trilogy.

No prequels OR sequels to the Star Wars Trilogy.

.....

 

[La vie sexuelle]

La vie is a cunnoisseur.

Dragon Age Origins had no sequels. Simple fact if life.

In hindsight, it becomes increasingly clear that Dragons Age was not an announcement of the studio's great growth, but a swan song. This game was developed over many of Bioware's best years. When it finally left, the studio was already a living dead. We just started noticing it when he started to stink.

The same explains devolution of Mass Effect.

 

[Grunker]

The same explains devolution of Mass Effect.

mass effect was the devolution

 

[The Jester]

DA2 was great…. Hissy fag Anders, awesome button, David Gaydurr, Hamburger Hepler, noms-her-head…. lots of lols

There is always a catch, life is a catch, I suggest you catch it while you can, A+ writing right there.

Anyone remember that video Duncan saying to submit to the taint while teabagging the camera? Got deleted but I laughed my ass off to it back then.

"Sailing is like sex, if you do it right it's the best thing in the world. If you do it wrong, it will make you throw up."

“I like big boats.”

I don't like boats very much. The last time I was on one, I was vomiting for hours.

Just like after bad sex.

Maybe don't have sex with women who don't shower?

You must be a virgin if you think it's just about hygiene.

Hmm it seems that you are a cunt....now the question is if you are a prostitute too. The vomit thing gives it away.

First and foremost, I am an esthete who appreciates good craftsmanship :

Not that the Bulgarian could appreciate it

 

[La vie sexuelle]

The same explains devolution of Mass Effect.

mass effect was the devolution

It was. But my point was that Mass Effect had a similar degeneration model to Dragons Age. The only difference is that while ME2 captured fans of mindless shooters, DA2 has no saving qualities.

DA2 was great…. Hissy fag Anders, awesome button, David Gaydurr, Hamburger Hepler, noms-her-head…. lots of lols

There is always a catch, life is a catch, I suggest you catch it while you can, A+ writing right there.

Anyone remember that video Duncan saying to submit to the taint while teabagging the camera? Got deleted but I laughed my ass off to it back then.

"Sailing is like sex, if you do it right it's the best thing in the world. If you do it wrong, it will make you throw up."

“I like big boats.”

I don't like boats very much. The last time I was on one, I was vomiting for hours.

Just like after bad sex.

Maybe don't have sex with women who don't shower?

You must be a virgin if you think it's just about hygiene.

Hmm it seems that you are a cunt....now the question is if you are a prostitute too. The vomit thing gives it away.

First and foremost, I am an esthete who appreciates good craftsmanship :

Not that the Bulgarian could appreciate it

Nice shape, but due to the resins used in carpentry, I wouldn't put it on a girl I like.

 

[S.H.O.D.A.N.]

Nice shape, but due to the resins used in carpentry, I wouldn't put it on a girl I like.

What about putting it in a girl?

And really, who would let anything but shellac based polish touch their wood? Aren't you supposed to be French?

 

[La vie sexuelle]

Nice shape, but due to the resins used in carpentry, I wouldn't put it on a girl I like.

What about putting it in a girl?

Yes. I meant "in".
When I think about "on" now, I think of some strange Asian massage method.

And really, who would let anything but shellac based polish touch their wood? Aren't you supposed to be French?

Let me put it this way - imagine that you are penetrating a hole full of this varnish.

 

[fantadomat]

DA2 was great…. Hissy fag Anders, awesome button, David Gaydurr, Hamburger Hepler, noms-her-head…. lots of lols

There is always a catch, life is a catch, I suggest you catch it while you can, A+ writing right there.

Anyone remember that video Duncan saying to submit to the taint while teabagging the camera? Got deleted but I laughed my ass off to it back then.

"Sailing is like sex, if you do it right it's the best thing in the world. If you do it wrong, it will make you throw up."

“I like big boats.”

I don't like boats very much. The last time I was on one, I was vomiting for hours.

Just like after bad sex.

Maybe don't have sex with women who don't shower?

You must be a virgin if you think it's just about hygiene.

Hmm it seems that you are a cunt....now the question is if you are a prostitute too. The vomit thing gives it away.

First and foremost, I am an esthete who appreciates good craftsmanship :

Not that the Bulgarian could appreciate it

I could appreciate a nice shank,goes in well in between the ribs .

 

[lycanwarrior]

Dragon Age: Dreadwolf Has Everyone at BioWare Really Happy with How It Turned Out​

https://wccftech.com/dragon-age-dre...-bioware-really-happy-with-how-it-turned-out/

 

[9ted6]

Dragon Age Origins had no sequels. Simple fact if life.

It's a decent game but in hindsight it was a sign of what was to come. About everything terrible in the sequels was present in a much smaller or more subtle form in Origins.

 

[Wasteland]

Dragon Age: Dreadwolf Has Everyone at BioWare Really Happy with How It Turned Out​

https://wccftech.com/dragon-age-dre...-bioware-really-happy-with-how-it-turned-out/

One of the worst endorsements imaginable. I think Bioware may still be capable of making a great game--but only if they set out to make a game that they despise in every facet.

 

[Child of Malkav]

Dragon Age: Dreadwolf Has Everyone at BioWare Really Happy with How It Turned Out​

https://wccftech.com/dragon-age-dre...-bioware-really-happy-with-how-it-turned-out/

"We asked 100 devs..."

 

[mediocrepoet]

Dragon Age: Dreadwolf Has Everyone at BioWare Really Happy with How It Turned Out​

https://wccftech.com/dragon-age-dre...-bioware-really-happy-with-how-it-turned-out/

"We asked 100 devs..."

Were they the ones who worked on it, or were they just happy they didn't have to work on it?

 

[Sweeper]

Being that you're all goyslop consooming retards, and that this unholy abomination of a game has 217 pages of discussion (pre-release), we all know you'll end up buying it and playing it.
"Yeh he-he, Dreadwolf is going to be shit, he-he"
"Guess I'd better buy it and play it so I can see how shit it is and talk about how shit it is on my favorite Mossad money laundering forum"
You're the reason AAA RPGs are shit nowadays.

 

[BosanskiSeljak]

AAA RPGs were never good shitcunt

 

[Fedora Master]

Being that you're all goyslop consooming retards, and that this unholy abomination of a game has 217 pages of discussion (pre-release), we all know you'll end up buying it and playing it.
"Yeh he-he, Dreadwolf is going to be shit, he-he"
"Guess I'd better buy it and play it so I can see how shit it is and talk about how shit it is on my favorite Mossad money laundering forum"
You're the reason AAA RPGs are shit nowadays.

"It looks like shit. I can't wait to play it!" - RPG Codex

 

[Cael]

And really, who would let anything but shellac based polish touch their wood? Aren't you supposed to be French?

Let me put it this way - imagine that you are penetrating a hole full of this varnish.

Ah, so you're Greek...

 

[Aarwolf]

I'll donate a game of choice to anyone who can write a well articulated, not objectively wrong argument for one aspect of DA:I that is consistently well done throughout the entire game.

This game is very consistent in LGBTQ+ propaganda and it does it very good - all dangerhairs and other xem persons are very happy with it, and even some grognards here admit that some characters (Dorian) are well written. Of course there is nothing of value to person with taste there, but hey, you wanted an argument that is not objectively wrong, so here it is.

Dragon Age: Dreadwolf Has Everyone at BioWare Really Happy with How It Turned Out​

https://wccftech.com/dragon-age-dre...-bioware-really-happy-with-how-it-turned-out/

And somehow I am certain that the players won't be as happy with the turd they will got.

 

[Nikanuur]

Dragon Age Origins had no sequels. Simple fact if life.

Yup, just like there were no sequels to the Matrix.

No sequels to the Indiana Jones trilogy.

No prequels OR sequels to the Star Wars Trilogy.

.....

He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called. She's called incontinentia, Incontinentia ButtocksIt has animated series, too!

 

[La vie sexuelle]

This sectarian optimism reminds me of reports about the production of Anthem:

Over the months, Anthem had begun naturally picking up ideas and mechanics from loot shooters like The Division and Destiny, although even mentioning the word Destiny was taboo at BioWare. (Diablo III was the preferred reference point.) A few people who worked on the game said that trying to make comparisons to Destiny would elicit negative reactions from studio leadership. “We were told quite definitively, ‘This isn’t Destiny,’” said one developer. “But it kind of is. What you’re describing is beginning to go into that realm. They didn’t want to make those correlations, but at the same time, when you’re talking about fire teams, and going off and doing raids together, about gun combat, spells, things like that, well there’s a lot of elements there that correlate, that cross over.”

Like they said fo Kotaku.

Also:

Everybody was like, ‘Well, that doesn’t make any sense—what does this have to do with anything?’” said one person who worked on the game. Just days before their game’s announcement, the team at BioWare had a brand new name that nobody really understood.

And really, who would let anything but shellac based polish touch their wood? Aren't you supposed to be French?

Let me put it this way - imagine that you are penetrating a hole full of this varnish.

Ah, so you're Greek...

No. I'm French.

 

[Cael]

This sectarian optimism reminds me of reports about the production of Anthem:

Over the months, Anthem had begun naturally picking up ideas and mechanics from loot shooters like The Division and Destiny, although even mentioning the word Destiny was taboo at BioWare. (Diablo III was the preferred reference point.) A few people who worked on the game said that trying to make comparisons to Destiny would elicit negative reactions from studio leadership. “We were told quite definitively, ‘This isn’t Destiny,’” said one developer. “But it kind of is. What you’re describing is beginning to go into that realm. They didn’t want to make those correlations, but at the same time, when you’re talking about fire teams, and going off and doing raids together, about gun combat, spells, things like that, well there’s a lot of elements there that correlate, that cross over.”

Like they said fo Kotaku.

Also:

Everybody was like, ‘Well, that doesn’t make any sense—what does this have to do with anything?’” said one person who worked on the game. Just days before their game’s announcement, the team at BioWare had a brand new name that nobody really understood.

And really, who would let anything but shellac based polish touch their wood? Aren't you supposed to be French?

Let me put it this way - imagine that you are penetrating a hole full of this varnish.

Ah, so you're Greek...

No. I'm French.

Not what you said...

 

[La vie sexuelle]

This sectarian optimism reminds me of reports about the production of Anthem:

Over the months, Anthem had begun naturally picking up ideas and mechanics from loot shooters like The Division and Destiny, although even mentioning the word Destiny was taboo at BioWare. (Diablo III was the preferred reference point.) A few people who worked on the game said that trying to make comparisons to Destiny would elicit negative reactions from studio leadership. “We were told quite definitively, ‘This isn’t Destiny,’” said one developer. “But it kind of is. What you’re describing is beginning to go into that realm. They didn’t want to make those correlations, but at the same time, when you’re talking about fire teams, and going off and doing raids together, about gun combat, spells, things like that, well there’s a lot of elements there that correlate, that cross over.”

Like they said fo Kotaku.

Also:

Everybody was like, ‘Well, that doesn’t make any sense—what does this have to do with anything?’” said one person who worked on the game. Just days before their game’s announcement, the team at BioWare had a brand new name that nobody really understood.

And really, who would let anything but shellac based polish touch their wood? Aren't you supposed to be French?

Let me put it this way - imagine that you are penetrating a hole full of this varnish.

Ah, so you're Greek...

No. I'm French.

Not what you said...

You never get girl into bum-bum, where you are a bumbuming person?

 

[Artyoan]

We don't know much about the game except for a rumor that suggests direct control of party members (as usual for the franchise) might have been swapped for orders issued via a wheel, similar to Mass Effect.

We don't know much but don't expect a return to form, is all.

 

[Donald Gordon Lord]

I hope Krem uses blood magic to grow a dick on top of her cunt so she and Bull can have a baby and we get to meet that baby

Pure Kino.