Dustborn - The pink-hair developed, tax-funded, laughing stock

[Sweeper]

Dustborn? More like Stillborn, amirite fellas?
I figure a failure of this magnitude deserves a thread of its own.

I'm almost tempted to pirate it just to peer into the unimaginable darkness of the abyss. The feminist self inserts, the fag pandering, the agenda pushing, it's like exploring a little piece of Hell.

Then again, maybe not.

 

[Sweeper]

This is just weird. Why the fuck would you just copy the layout of a room from GTA Online?

 

[Wirdschowerdn]

And? Have you finished it yet? Give us your review, Sweeper

 

[Sweeper]

Bruh I'm just here for the drama. Playing games is for fags.

 

[Fargus]

Oh wow there is even a fat latinx wombyn with vitiligo and purple hair... They can't be serious. Hahaha.

The best part is that all publicity it gets is just hate and mockery and does fuck all to help the devs sell this trainwreck. Even woke retards don't want to play it. Shit's worse than Saints Row reboot.



Ragnar Turdquip should fucking hang xirself.

 

[Fedora Master]

Even woke retards don't want to play it.

The people screaming the loudest play the least.

 

[udm]

The fat

Oh wow there is even a fat latinx wombyn with vitiligo and purple hair... They can't be serious. Hahaha.

The best part is that all publicity it gets is just hate and mockery and does fuck all to help the devs sell this trainwreck. Even woke retards don't want to play it. Shit's worse than Saints Row reboot.



Ragnar Turdquip should fucking hang xirself.

A fat latinx landwhale who has the ability to leap slam and create a massive shockwave

Comedy writes itself with these idiots.

 

[Lord_Potato]

Even woke retards don't want to play it.

The people screaming the loudest play the least.

Yes, true for the fiercest warriors from both sides of the culture war.

 

[Wirdschowerdn]

This shit is bombing hard. What a waste of everybody's time. I kinda hoped they'd work on that Svalbard game, or the Draugen sequel, but nooooo...

 

[Lord_Potato]

Anyway, did the concurrent number of players reached 100 already?

 

[I eat frozen vegetables]

Anyway, did the concurrent number of players reached 100 already?

Last I check, the peak was 82 players. It has less current players than Nekopara. Also, this game was funded by the taxpayer in Norway, so I would be asking for a tax refund.

 

[ferratilis]

What's the country of origin? Let me guess, Germany.

 

[Kev Inkline]

Dustborn? More like Stillborn, amirite fellas?
I figure a failure of this magnitude deserves a thread of its own.

The best thing about the game is probably the yt-comment section it gave us, some snippets:

More comments on here than players on Steam.

This is why we can’t see the dislikes

I’m getting “my wife’s boyfriend bought me this game” vibes

Those 13 people must be the modern audience they talked about

My pronouns are bankrupt/loss

 

[Fedora Master]

 

[Fedora Master]

What's the country of origin? Let me guess, Germany.

You’ll be joining a small indie studio working out of a cosy office in downtown Oslo, Norway.

 

[Vincente]

Then again, maybe not.

Rhyming newborn with porn sure is one of the decisions of all time.

 

[I eat frozen vegetables]

Every time I see images of this game, it reminds me of something that South Park would spoof. Hell, they already did that with the racial difficulty slider and the microaggression mechanic.

Then again, maybe not.

Rhyming newborn with porn sure is one of the decisions of all time.

To quote a user on Kiwi Farms, "I see the devs were fans of A Serbian Film."

 

[catfood]

The game was funded with EU money. Every europeon contributed to the development of this game. Enjoy.

 

[ind33d]

why would they call it dustborn? is this shit a reference to peebo ocola being soulless pre-Adamic dirt automatons like the Bible says?

also when do we get a Starfield DLC about fighting the Dustborn? it can't be worse than fighting Starborn

 

[MadMaxHellfire]

i heard concord is an even worse failure.

 

[Ivan]

THIS IS THE NEW SHIT
BUTTON AWESOME
WE'RE THE NEW PORN

I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS

 

[Fedora Master]

A game so bad, Infinitron's Touch of Death may have actually saved it.

 

[MadMaxHellfire]

 

[Dedicated_Dark]

It's apparently directed by the same dude who wrote the Dreamfall/Longest Journey games.. how!!
Is it external pressure, studio politics or something.. how is it the same dude!!!

This is the same dude who had both his protagonists walk around in panties for the opening!.. HOW!!

 

[Fargus]

What about him? He is a mentally ill has-been like many others it's not hard to believe. Guy is a scandinavian after all. TLJ was decent despite some cringe. Dreamfall on the other hand was fully fledged pile of garbage. Two new characters, one is a chinese-italian chick with arab boyfriend and another character is a dark skinned feminist warrior that supports matriarchy and he is also revealed to be a faggot in Chapters. The game was consolized too. The series only rolled further downhill with Dreamfall: Chapters because of cringe writing and woke shit .