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Dysgenics: The Game

What are your opinions on this masterpiece of feel-based gaming?

  • a true classic :)))

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • this will put the men in their place

    Votes: 1 12.5%
  • “Eugenics is the self-direction of human evolution” - Second International Congress of Eugenics

    Votes: 7 87.5%

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omega21

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This writing man.

fuck, fuck, fuck!!!

Reminds me of that insanely long gif with a scum wife telling her deadbeat husband to go buy her KFC and then his two unborn children call him and ask him to buy something better or some inane shit like that.

Anyone have it? Similar tier of authorship.
 

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You'd think the solution to this would be simple and straightforward. But no, people insist on making everything a tedious emo issue, as if crying and cutting yourself wasn't enough somehow.
 

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Another epic game from the same studios, Congoid Sausage Simulator

What in the ever loving fuck. When I first read "King Leopold II sim" I thought you get to play as him and kill all of Congo, but it's just some kill whitey game.
 
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how many of you people think that video games have gotten entirely too preposterous?

Not me, but I don't think it's too far off either.

I grew up with videogames with preposterous settings, preposterous gameplay elements and preposterous plots.

Bubble Bobble - Play as a bubble-spewing dragon traversing a silly-looking dungeon to save his girlfriend while fighting off hostile toys.

Jet Set Willy - Play as a nouveau-riche sod who has to clean up his mansion after an all-night party...and discover that not only have some of the guests not left yet, but some of them came from VERY far away.

Bounder - Play as a tennis ball bouncing across the landscape, avoiding deathtraps and traversing obstacles.

Super Mario Bros - An Italian plumber rescuing a princess by stomping turtles while gobbling down mushrooms and crawling down pipes.

(Just to name a few examples off the top of my head.)


Yet those games (products of the 80s) never tried to be serious, they KNEW they were preposterous and weren't hiding that fact.

Games today are rapidly approaching the same level of preposterousness (yes that's a word) but they're being all serious and emotional about it.

THAT...is preposterous.
 

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