Decline EA Rapes Dungeon Keeper

[Great Deceiver]

Welcome Back, Keeper! EA Announces Dungeon Keeper For Mobile Devices

Twisted New Take on Cult Classic Strategy Game Coming To iPhone, iPad, iPod touch and Android Devices This Winter

Horny’s Back and better than ever in Dungeon Keeper on mobile! Today, EA and Mythic studio announced a mobile reboot of the 1990s hit with the unveiling of Dungeon Keeper on site at EA’s Gamescom Business Lounge. Coming to iPhone, iPad, iPod touch and Android devices this winter, Dungeon Keeper provides an addictive mix of strategic building and tower defense; it’s a ground-breaking mobile experience that’s diabolically fun to its core.

As the hands-on overlord of your very own subterranean lair, design a devilish dungeon with expertly laid tunnels and traps, unearth treasures, and collect and command minions in a battle to dominate the ever-expanding underworld. Invade other players’ dungeons and unleash the powers of the Hand of Evil™. Your opponents will tremble in fear at the sight of your army and the force of your spells as you lay waste to their defenses and destroy their dungeons!

Filled with engaging graphics, explosive PvP and PvE gameplay, and wicked wit, Dungeon Keeper proves once again that it’s good to be bad.

http://info.ea.com/products/p1461/dungeon-keeper

 

[Infinitron]

Better than console

 

[evdk]

Better than console

In what way?

 

[Konjad]

Dungeon Keeper 2 already did this to original Dungeon Keeper

 

[hoverdog]

 

[Hellraiser]

The multihEAded dick rapes again.

 

[Zboj Lamignat]

Wasn't DK licence in the hands of Asian hordes? Whatever, true DK is still as good for another replay as it always was.

 

[Space Satan]

I sincerely laughed when Mythic was mentioned. In recent years they became the staple loser company. They fuck up everything, Warhammer online - a perfect example of failure due to mismanagement, Wrath of Heroes - cancelled in a middle of selling pay 2 win boosts

 

[Horus]

Nothing can escape the inevitable rape by the corparate overlords.

 

[Angthoron]

That is actual cover they are going for? Hahaohwow.

 

[Storyfag]

 

[Wirdschowerdn]

EA Games
Raping everything

 

[evdk]

The Imp redesign is atrocious.

EDIT: OK, I meant it's worst of the bunch, it is of course shit overall.

 

[hoverdog]

The Imp redesign is atrocious.

 

[Coriolanus]

"Freemium" = 100% shit, no exceptions.

 

[DraQ]

EA Games
raping Everything Anally

Fix'd.

 

[Hellraiser]

Nothing can escape the inevitable rape by the corparate overlords.

Also the imp looks like he's humping the Reaper's leg. EA isn't even hiding the rape at this point!

 

[Darth Roxor]

I bet Horny will fully live up to his name now, especially considering that there's an imp humping his leg.

 

[skacky]

Well, there's still War for the Overworld, which looks like a real Dungeon Keeper sequel.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

That's some Mythic raep right there.

 

[Zboj Lamignat]

That's some Mythic raep right there.

 

[Darth Roxor]

That's some Mythic raep right there.

 

[Brotherman Bill]

Nothing can escape the inevitable rape by the corparate overlords.

Cover is a natural evolution from DK2. Just compare dk1 intro :



to dk2 intro:

 

[Zboj Lamignat]

This much is true, DK2 was pretty bad art direction wise compared to DK.

 

[FeelTheRads]

The fuck is that cover... looks like Angry Birds

Hopefully they'll get battered by social justice warriors for having the name "horny" and for the mistresses.

 

[Storyfag]

The fuck is that cover... looks like Angry Birds

Ah, just the comparison I've been looking for. Thank you, kind sir.

While DKII art direction has declined from DK, this angrybirdish look is a whole new level of I don't even.