Corporate_Jew_Master
Arcane
PART 5: TO THE LAST MAN
War had come once again in the form of massive invasions by Krauts, kebabs and their allies. The veterans of the 7 Legions and the newly recruited 8th was all that stood between the Empire and ITZ.
The courage and determination of the legionaires knew no end as they would charge through murderous cannon fire and strike at their crews, causing mass routs and chasing the enemy from their sacred clay.
The kebab had mobilized it's mass hordes, and indeed there were so many of them that tens of thousands would die due to attrition but they could easily shrug off such losses as there was no shortage of inane fanatics hell bent on spreading the religion of peace through machete rape.
One by one the armies of the treacherous Kraut would be defeated and driven off.
Reinforcements would pour in however making this a bloody battle.
To ensure that no defeat marred this theater, the Neanderthal Emperor himself would take the field, his fearsome presence and mighty arms forcing the Krauts to panicked flight, much like Cleve Blakemore defeated scores of Latino gangers during the Kwanzanian riots.
A large force of Hungarians would attempt to intercept him.
But would fail miserably, losing a great deal of their forces. Sad, pathetic homo sapiens.
Undomesticated snowmn expeditionary forces would plague the balkans again only to be routed
and chased to their doom again.
A tragedy would befall the balkan front, one without precedent, as the entire 6th Legion was completely destroyed.
Vengeance had to be taken.
The same combined force of Krauts and their BIS allies would soon suffer their fate.
No mercy, no respite.
None would make it back.
AVE IMPERATOR.
Far from sitting idle, the eastern legions would inflict a humulating defeat on the kebab, keeping Antioch free of taint.
While more offensives were underway in the west.
The Coalition had penetrated deeply into imperial territory but would pay heavily in blood for it.
The manpower reserves were in good condition and the enemy had suffered terrible blows. But for all that their armies remained numerous.
The Emperor himself would lead the glorious charge upon the enemy batteries, his Neanderthal strength far above any common sap's, pulling the cannons apart with own two arms and using them to strike at the enemy, pulverising their bones and putting entire regiments to flight.
Two decisive battles were simultaneously taking place, one in Zagreb, the other in Varasd that would ultimately show who would be the master of the Balkans.
They both be glorious victories, the remnants of the shattered Krauts and their allies fleeing in all directions.
Soon afterwards another great victory over the kebab at Cilicia would protect the Iron Gates from mutzlim incursion.
The Empires lives yet.
Despite these triumphs however, smaller armies would disperse across imperial territory and attempt to occupy them, too many to be cleaned up efficiently.
Kebabs had begun to take several fortresses at the Taurus border and even ventured as far as the black sea but a devastating battle at Paphlagonia would force them to retreat back to their own lands.
26000 men were completely destroyed by the combined might of the 1st, 3rd and 8th Legions, decisively turning the balance in our favor.
As well as in Asia Minor that would remain more or less untroubled now.
This would turn out to be the last battle of the war.
With mighty Neanderthal genes and sheer determination, the Empire managed to triumph over the multitude of foes surrounding it's sacred clay, turning them back and forcing them to accept peace on her own terms.
An entire Legion might have been destroyed but even so, the brave patriots kept on fighting showing no remorse and no respite to those who would dearly sell them off to the kebab.
WAR OF 1515: ITZ ON THE EASTERN FRONT
With Lotharingia having left the Coalition and Tuscany being invaded by Krauts and the English, this war would be an affair between the Empire and Rum.
The invasion of Hungary however was of paramount importance, to keep the balkan front safe so that the legions there could march east to take the fight to the kebab lands.
As usual, the sandniggers would blunder in a comical manner, losing entire armies off the bat.
Despite their massive numbers there was a wide gap in quality between the two forces, causing them a staggering 20:1 loss ratio.
The Levant and Syria would become hotspots again and mass graves for kebab armies.
Seriously, what the fuck?
((I don't even know what's going on, seriously))
While the front in Syria had become one of the greatest instances of Kebab Removal in the history of man, large legions of sandniggers were attacking Armenia.
And the invasion of Hungary proceeded slowly, the lack of artillery prolonging sieges.
The fields around Antioch had become so littered with dead kebab that it would take a great deal of time to remove them all.
These victories in Asia Minor would go a long way towards consolidating the front and preparing the ground for an all-out offensive in Armenia.
It was in this great battle that the fate of Armenia would be decided. Freedom or ITZ.
It was an absolutely crushing sandnigger defeat, tens of thousands dead and 5 times that number put to shameful flight.
The Legions would meanwhile penetrate deeper into Hungary, eventually reaching it's capital.
The Armenian Offensive was gaining ground rapidly. So the mutzlims switched priority to Syria and Antioch.
To teach them a lesson they shouldn't forget, the legions marched and broke them in one determined charge.
More kebab armies would be forced to disperse after several defeats and the offensives in Armenia could continue.
The invasion was starting to bear fruit as the Hungarians could no longer field a force large enough to trouble us. Nevertheless, the campaign would continue.
The enemy had suffered tremendous losses and their capacity for continuing this war was dropping with each day. Could this be the prelude to a glorious new conquest?
Hungary was in chaos. Dissent towards the state, the invaders and the current king was endemic. Pretenders would rise and fall and bloody mayhem would persist throughout the countryside for a long time.
In an effort to help their blundering sandnigger ally, the Krauts landed an army in Syria.
But it would do them little good.
So many removed. Yet so many more remain.
The kebabs were a spent force but the dangers of a newly formed coalition cautioned the Emperor for not making any territorial demands on his foes.
At long last, the Empire could breathe without having to fear renewed aggression from all her neightbors at once.
TRIVIA: 212,000 kebabs were removed from the premises in the last war.
I have played all the way to 1530 in my new save and made quite a few modifications, so there are some differences compared to this one. Gonna leave a 10 year gap as to be able to justify these changes in the LP.
War had come once again in the form of massive invasions by Krauts, kebabs and their allies. The veterans of the 7 Legions and the newly recruited 8th was all that stood between the Empire and ITZ.
The courage and determination of the legionaires knew no end as they would charge through murderous cannon fire and strike at their crews, causing mass routs and chasing the enemy from their sacred clay.
The kebab had mobilized it's mass hordes, and indeed there were so many of them that tens of thousands would die due to attrition but they could easily shrug off such losses as there was no shortage of inane fanatics hell bent on spreading the religion of peace through machete rape.
One by one the armies of the treacherous Kraut would be defeated and driven off.
Reinforcements would pour in however making this a bloody battle.
To ensure that no defeat marred this theater, the Neanderthal Emperor himself would take the field, his fearsome presence and mighty arms forcing the Krauts to panicked flight, much like Cleve Blakemore defeated scores of Latino gangers during the Kwanzanian riots.
A large force of Hungarians would attempt to intercept him.
But would fail miserably, losing a great deal of their forces. Sad, pathetic homo sapiens.
Undomesticated snowmn expeditionary forces would plague the balkans again only to be routed
and chased to their doom again.
A tragedy would befall the balkan front, one without precedent, as the entire 6th Legion was completely destroyed.
Vengeance had to be taken.
The same combined force of Krauts and their BIS allies would soon suffer their fate.
No mercy, no respite.
None would make it back.
AVE IMPERATOR.
Far from sitting idle, the eastern legions would inflict a humulating defeat on the kebab, keeping Antioch free of taint.
While more offensives were underway in the west.
The Coalition had penetrated deeply into imperial territory but would pay heavily in blood for it.
The manpower reserves were in good condition and the enemy had suffered terrible blows. But for all that their armies remained numerous.
The Emperor himself would lead the glorious charge upon the enemy batteries, his Neanderthal strength far above any common sap's, pulling the cannons apart with own two arms and using them to strike at the enemy, pulverising their bones and putting entire regiments to flight.
Two decisive battles were simultaneously taking place, one in Zagreb, the other in Varasd that would ultimately show who would be the master of the Balkans.
They both be glorious victories, the remnants of the shattered Krauts and their allies fleeing in all directions.
Soon afterwards another great victory over the kebab at Cilicia would protect the Iron Gates from mutzlim incursion.
The Empires lives yet.
Despite these triumphs however, smaller armies would disperse across imperial territory and attempt to occupy them, too many to be cleaned up efficiently.
Kebabs had begun to take several fortresses at the Taurus border and even ventured as far as the black sea but a devastating battle at Paphlagonia would force them to retreat back to their own lands.
26000 men were completely destroyed by the combined might of the 1st, 3rd and 8th Legions, decisively turning the balance in our favor.
As well as in Asia Minor that would remain more or less untroubled now.
This would turn out to be the last battle of the war.
With mighty Neanderthal genes and sheer determination, the Empire managed to triumph over the multitude of foes surrounding it's sacred clay, turning them back and forcing them to accept peace on her own terms.
An entire Legion might have been destroyed but even so, the brave patriots kept on fighting showing no remorse and no respite to those who would dearly sell them off to the kebab.
WAR OF 1515: ITZ ON THE EASTERN FRONT
With Lotharingia having left the Coalition and Tuscany being invaded by Krauts and the English, this war would be an affair between the Empire and Rum.
The invasion of Hungary however was of paramount importance, to keep the balkan front safe so that the legions there could march east to take the fight to the kebab lands.
As usual, the sandniggers would blunder in a comical manner, losing entire armies off the bat.
Despite their massive numbers there was a wide gap in quality between the two forces, causing them a staggering 20:1 loss ratio.
The Levant and Syria would become hotspots again and mass graves for kebab armies.
Seriously, what the fuck?
((I don't even know what's going on, seriously))
While the front in Syria had become one of the greatest instances of Kebab Removal in the history of man, large legions of sandniggers were attacking Armenia.
And the invasion of Hungary proceeded slowly, the lack of artillery prolonging sieges.
The fields around Antioch had become so littered with dead kebab that it would take a great deal of time to remove them all.
These victories in Asia Minor would go a long way towards consolidating the front and preparing the ground for an all-out offensive in Armenia.
It was in this great battle that the fate of Armenia would be decided. Freedom or ITZ.
It was an absolutely crushing sandnigger defeat, tens of thousands dead and 5 times that number put to shameful flight.
The Legions would meanwhile penetrate deeper into Hungary, eventually reaching it's capital.
The Armenian Offensive was gaining ground rapidly. So the mutzlims switched priority to Syria and Antioch.
To teach them a lesson they shouldn't forget, the legions marched and broke them in one determined charge.
More kebab armies would be forced to disperse after several defeats and the offensives in Armenia could continue.
The invasion was starting to bear fruit as the Hungarians could no longer field a force large enough to trouble us. Nevertheless, the campaign would continue.
The enemy had suffered tremendous losses and their capacity for continuing this war was dropping with each day. Could this be the prelude to a glorious new conquest?
Hungary was in chaos. Dissent towards the state, the invaders and the current king was endemic. Pretenders would rise and fall and bloody mayhem would persist throughout the countryside for a long time.
In an effort to help their blundering sandnigger ally, the Krauts landed an army in Syria.
But it would do them little good.
So many removed. Yet so many more remain.
The kebabs were a spent force but the dangers of a newly formed coalition cautioned the Emperor for not making any territorial demands on his foes.
At long last, the Empire could breathe without having to fear renewed aggression from all her neightbors at once.
TRIVIA: 212,000 kebabs were removed from the premises in the last war.
I have played all the way to 1530 in my new save and made quite a few modifications, so there are some differences compared to this one. Gonna leave a 10 year gap as to be able to justify these changes in the LP.
Many theories would arise as to the levels of fail kebab generals managed to reach but none would ultimately be able to deduce the reason behind it.
