Forum game-- Typical Codex Thread

[Data4]

I'm bored. Humor me.

In this thread, we see how well we know our fellow Codexers by posting the type of comment another Codexer would say in response to an innocent question. The idea isn't to make up actual post content, rather describe the type of thing a particular Codexer would say.

I'll kick it off with the first post and a follow up to illustrate what I'm talking about.

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Random Codexer asks about X game.

 

[Data4]

Skyway promptly declares the game shit.

 

[mck]

 

[Data4]

4 year old handle with extremely low post count mentions he likes the game, with no supporting reasons.

 

[Ulminati]

Mod moves thread to GD/Retardo

 

[Don Peste]

Fuck post counts.

 

[Konjad]

Some oldfag makes a thread in GD which is worse than 2012 newfags ever did.

 

[Berekän]

Developer appears, come on, give it a try, it's free!

 

[Whisky]

Someone mentions religion at some point.

 

[Excidium]

Somebody (usually an oldfag) dumps a lot of information and irrelevant powergaming tips about the game just to show how much of an expert he is.


"lol if you go there and do this thing that you would never figure by yourself on your first playthrough it really breaks the game, seriously this shit is too easy."

 

[laclongquan]

A picture post of that game's cosplayers, usually fat and ugly.

 

[Data4]

Thread starter declares no one is any fun. Topic suddenly changes to a 4 page long dissertation of newtonian physics and their role in space sims.

 

[laclongquan]

Post of a mouthwatering jailbait with the caption "What? Am I not fun enough?"

 

[Ulminati]

Single sentence response which gets quoted a dozen times until the nested quote box breaks the layout.

 

[Kz3r0]

Banned Ulminati.

 

[Data4]

Someone steers the thread back on topic by replying to the OP that it's popamole.

 

[JarlFrank]

Someone chips in and calls the OP a faggot for even mentioning a game that sucks so hard.

 

[Darth Roxor]

potatos come in talking in their native language, kurwa

 

[Mangoose]

 

[Commissar Draco]

Someone posts ponies or other Animu furfaggotery.

 

[Kz3r0]

 

[Ulminati]

JewCartoon.jpg

 

[SuicideBunny]

obligatory "wrong forum" complaint. move to playground pls.

 

[RK47]

picture of mohamed. jpg

 

[meh]

Someone asks what an rpg is.

 

[RK47]

someone replied anything with stats = rpg