Anime Free Maxie

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

Actual footage of meeting Coach Maxie to become star pitcher for the Shoutbox Sluggers.



Yep... the good ol days... sips longingly.

 

[Can't handle the bacon]

Actual footage of Generic Giant Faggot demanding to FrEe mAxIe:

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

Actual footage of Liberal getting the bad news:

 

[supervoid]

codex admins killed my pet.
he was so cute

Spoiler

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

I don't ask for much. I only wish for Maxie to have Shoutbox access, Jenkem killed, and Liberal to accept being as black as the leather seat his mother spawned him on.

Very reasonable.

 

[Lady Error]

f I were to produce Maxie, let's say bring him back, would there be a promise -- a pinky swear if you will -- that he would be given proper respect and Shoutbox access with no strings attached???

If Maxie had shown proper respect to others, he would have received proper respect too. As simple as that.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

Maxie has great respect. He just likes to tell people to fuck themselves but is that such a sin?

 

[Semiurge]

Put Maxie on trial so that his guilt can be decided. This thread has gone on too long.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

My client Maxie would not be held to a fair trial. You must understand, there are members of administration and very vocal posters outside of it who had their mothers, their biological mothers, creampied by a train of Polish men who never wished to return the call. That's right, my client Maxie is the victim of decades of mental anguish from unrelated countrymen fucking these peoples moms. It's heinous, I know, I couldn't believe it myself when I heard about it, but it really does add up DON'T IT?

 

[DarkUnderlord]

FREE MAXIE! FREE MAXIE!

C'mon join in you buncha nerds.

WHEN I SAY "FREE" YOU SAY "MAXIE."

FREE!

Maxie will never be free.

He will only be available at low, low prices.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

I'LL TAKE TEN.

EDIT: NO WAIT, 11.

 

[Semiurge]

FREE MAXIE! FREE MAXIE!

C'mon join in you buncha nerds.

WHEN I SAY "FREE" YOU SAY "MAXIE."

FREE!

Maxie will never be free.

He will only be available at low, low prices.

Will this be like a bail - a one-time-only purchase, or must fans of Maxie become subscribers?

 

[DarkUnderlord]

FREE MAXIE! FREE MAXIE!

C'mon join in you buncha nerds.

WHEN I SAY "FREE" YOU SAY "MAXIE."

FREE!

Maxie will never be free.

He will only be available at low, low prices.

Will this be like a bail - a one-time-only purchase, or must fans of Maxie become subscribers?

You must pay with your dignity and respect.

 

[Semiurge]

FREE MAXIE! FREE MAXIE!

C'mon join in you buncha nerds.

WHEN I SAY "FREE" YOU SAY "MAXIE."

FREE!

Maxie will never be free.

He will only be available at low, low prices.

Will this be like a bail - a one-time-only purchase, or must fans of Maxie become subscribers?

You must pay with your dignity and respect.

Then I suggest that Maxie's advocate, Generic-Giant-Spider , sacrifices six of his legs and becomes "Generic-Two-Legged-Giant-Spider".

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

List of posters Jenkem has either gotten banned or silenced:

Maxie
Citizen
Kalin
Druglord Fluent
Primetime Junta
Turisas
JDR
Sweeper
Roqua
Micormic
Fairfax
Blacked Cat
FeelTheRads


List of posters that Jenkem has negatively affected in some way:

SumDrunkGuy - Became suicidal after Jenkem said something really retarded.
Warpig - Jenkem's furfag degeneracy has offended Baron Warpig's fine sensibilities and he has taken his shop elsewhere.
Liberal - Believes he has the "Reverse Michael Jackson syndrome" after conversing with Jenkem. Currently under house arrest for trying to fuck raccoons - BIOMUTANT connection?
HeroMarine - Like Liberal, also believes he is white. Has a really, really, stupid haircut. Just thought I should mention that.
Verylittlefishes - Repeatedly hit on by Jenkem in PMs after being told "no means no." Jenkem's favorite line? "I got some bait for you to hook-up with." That's pretty weird.
Gaheart - Jenkem expressed a homicidal desire to assault with a pair of scissors because Gaheart asked, "Is it true you rape children?" Innocuous question by any stretch.
AdvancedHero - Claims Jenkem tried to add him to Steam. Still recovering from this trauma. Still has yet to beat SMT.
Reformed Fluent - Trying to get Fluent back on the whacky-tobaccy. Sources say it's actually angel dust.
GrafvonMoltke - Repeatedly raped by Jenkem to the point he now experiences irreversible Stockholm syndrome.
Saeci - Thinks they're in an anime so they can pretend Jenkem doesn't exist.
Aweigh - Family held hostage by Jenkem.
Gregz - Medication held hostage by Jenkem.

How many more lives must Jenkem affect before this madness stops? Is a few dollars shoved into Infinitron's coffers worth all this wanton destruction?

Only Maxie can stop this encroaching darkness. Let's get the ol pup back in the 'Box to DESTROY this motherfucker, baby! Yeah!

 

[HeroMarine]

HeroMarine - Like Liberal, also believes he is white. Has a really, really, stupid haircut. Just thought I should mention that.

I'm 100% white. Also, don't worry about my haircut, I'm balding.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

don't worry about my haircut, I'm balding.

The Jenkem corruption runs deeper than previously thought!

 

[GrafvonMoltke]

<inane spider-like babbling>

The First Doggo-Shoutbox War ended in a decisive victory for the Jenko-Graf alliance. Sure you want to start another one?

 

[Can't handle the bacon]

I support His Lordship the Graf of Moltke and Mr. Jenkem (whom I presume to be his valet) in their noble effort to maintain an anti-maxite coalition, and prevent further schizoid revolts OTC. The ugly specter of communism shall be sent back to hell from whence it came, and be forced to stay there!

 

[Can't handle the bacon]

List of posters Jenkem has either gotten banned or silenced:

Maxie
Citizen
Kalin
Druglord Fluent
Primetime Junta
Turisas
JDR
Sweeper
Roqua
Micormic
Fairfax
Blacked Cat
FeelTheRads

With the exception of Kalin, these are all worthless scumbags. Jenkem should be awarded the Tiffany Cross medal of honor for his efforts.

List of posters that Jenkem has negatively affected in some way:

Liberal - Believes he has the "Reverse Michael Jackson syndrome" after conversing with Jenkem. Currently under house arrest for trying to fuck raccoons - BIOMUTANT connection?

You have issues.

 

[OSK]

 

[Can't handle the bacon]

I have 18 posts in a forum that I can't even see? What is this kikery?

 

[baud]

I have 18 posts in a forum that I can't even see? What is this kikery?

thread split from This is About Right and Wrong: The Chris Avellone Saga Continues and moved to the politics subforums as Capitalism, Communism and Prostitution
and one post from 'Crispy threatening Mitt Romney in shoutbox' to 'Liberal and Ontopoly Have a Fascinating Conversation'

 

[NJClaw]

I miss Maxie, Citizen, and Sweeper. Is this their permanent memorial thread now?

Also:

'Liberal and Ontopoly Have a Fascinating Conversation'

What a thread! Thank you, I can't believe I missed it.

 

[good fucking shit happen]

I miss Maxie, Citizen, and Sweeper. Is this their permanent memorial thread now?