Fuck Bioware fans

[Lord Haw Haw]

ErichHartmann wrote...

If we can horndog Varric BioWare better not fade scenes to black. I want to see it all! :D

To which this probable pedo promptly piped:

"Then we can talk about more than chest hair..."

Followed by a coy, baby ass dreaming emoticon

 

[CrimHead]

We
often speak of Tali and our fan enthusiasm towards her as though it
were a sect; the truth may not be too far off that description. Stated
in short, concise terms: We've become a movement. Each day the
self-declared "Talimancers" return, many of us familiar faces and some
new. Our exuberance and devotion to this place does not appear to be
dimming as the days go by - quite the contrary. And it is not because
of this place. No, it's because of what has been unleashed by the
creation of Tali'Zorah vas Normandy as a character. I trust we are all
painfully aware that she is not a living, breathing entity as we have
come to understand such. She has become an ideal; her spirit has
awakened something that has lain dormant deep inside many of us...

 

[hiver]

It is a powerful thing for it speaks to a
yearning inside many of us and we feel its call. The character of
Tali'Zorah has reached out and captured our hearts and our imagination
and we want more. Much more.

 

[Broseidon]

der

 

[SCO]

This is why gaming is dead

 

[Gygaxian]

Just having a login that lets you view the place is pretty sad, no need to link to the damned place.

 

[Stainless Veteran]

Old news are old. This is, like, 5th Tali thread, btw, or something like that. It's not much different from various /v/ threads. And at least Tali fans are productive.

They draw:

They dream:

They build:

 

[MicoSelva]

What. The. Fuck.

 

[Felix]

How can I unseen this ?

 

[ironyuri]

 

[Azrael the cat]

No, do NOT fuck the bioware fans. They'll only thank you for it, and demand upon you some bestiality-inclined fetish that will make you cry.

 

[Rod Rodderson]

Reading through this thread, I am glad that I didn't take the effort to try to view those threads. It seems that my computer is actually trying to protect me by preventing access to the BioWare social site.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

SAVE PICTURE AS MOSTAWESOMETHINGEVER.JPG

*SeeS picture of Sonic the Hedgehog fucking Robotnik in the butt.*

RENAMES PICTURE AS SECONDMOSTAWESOMETHINGEVER.JPG

 

[ironyuri]

SAVE PICTURE AS MOSTAWESOMETHINGEVER.JPG

*SeeS picture of Sonic the Hedgehog fucking Robotnik in the butt.*

RENAMES PICTURE AS SECONDMOSTAWESOMETHINGEVER.JPG

Thanks Andyman, I'm glad I managed to please someone by posting that. :brofist:


Top hat + monocle Shephard reminds me of the Kaiserin tranny in a top hat/monocle photo... oddly....

The pic sums up Codex. Put shitty RPG in a monocle and have a parrot on its shoulder and suddenly it's prestigious.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

It's strange how much more human Shepard looks in that getup. He's got some Dr Watson thing going on with Sherlock Zaeed Morgan.

Definitely something I'd watch on TV.

 

[racofer]

 

[lisac2k]

some pics

Holy Thunderbolts of Jupiter!

 

[Clockwork Knight]

I wonder if there is some fanfic where Tali is degraded and turned into the Normandy's Citadel's cumdump

Spoiler

and then dying of generalized infection later

, or something to that effect. The rage at the bioboards would be glorious

 

[Stainless Veteran]

Monocle Sheppard reminds me of this pic:

 

[Irxy]

Now I am ashamed to have played this game.

 

[Konjad]

ahah ahah ahaha

fuck, i played ME too

 

[Hamster]

They build:

Edit: Thank you, Turisas, now i don't even want to unsee it. Third boob, fucking awesome!

 

[Turisas]

That's not how I imagined her face!

Oh actually it's just a third boob. Yeah I guess that's p. cool.

 

[Oesophagus]

I wonder if these people think that getting laid in AP/ME/whatevur counts as getting laid...

 

[racofer]

I conquered Tali's heart 4 times already in ME2.

I'm just too good with womyn.

 

[commie]

I conquered Tali's heart 4 times already in ME2.

I'm just too good with womyn.

Well I kept reloading the bit before going through the relay to make sure all the women on the ship knew what it was like to be 'Shepherded'!

Unfortunately you can't ravish Chakwas!!!