Fuck Bioware fans

[grotsnik]

my main worry is why hasn't bioware merged with Hustler or something: Bustler or Hustleware. That way they would no longer have to pretend they are making RPGs, but could produce TPASSG:

third person action same-sex games.

Seriously, wtf is with the fanbase here: Your biggest concern is the possible lack of copulating options with same sex companions?!

How about some tactical combat? C&C? Replayability? Less filler combat (I hope there is no Derp Roads again)?

This forum has more degenerates than RPGCodex ffs

Tch. When did our infiltration trolls lose their sense of finesse?

 

[CrimsonAngel]

my main worry is why hasn't bioware merged with Hustler or something: Bustler or Hustleware. That way they would no longer have to pretend they are making RPGs, but could produce TPASSG:

third person action same-sex games.

Seriously, wtf is with the fanbase here: Your biggest concern is the possible lack of copulating options with same sex companions?!

How about some tactical combat? C&C? Replayability? Less filler combat (I hope there is no Derp Roads again)?

This forum has more degenerates than RPGCodex ffs

Tch. When did our infiltration trolls lose their sense of finesse?

Most be one of you newbasterds becaus a old timer would never put codex into it after all we would end up with even more of you JERK faces around.
Except of course if he was trying to stir up a multiheaded dick attack.

 

[dermatologist]

so the OP likes dudes?

 

[grotsnik]

my main worry is why hasn't bioware merged with Hustler or something: Bustler or Hustleware. That way they would no longer have to pretend they are making RPGs, but could produce TPASSG:

third person action same-sex games.

Seriously, wtf is with the fanbase here: Your biggest concern is the possible lack of copulating options with same sex companions?!

How about some tactical combat? C&C? Replayability? Less filler combat (I hope there is no Derp Roads again)?

This forum has more degenerates than RPGCodex ffs

Tch. When did our infiltration trolls lose their sense of finesse?

Most be one of you newbasterds becaus a old timer would never put codex into it after all we would end up with even more of you JERK faces around.
Except of course if he was trying to stir up a multiheaded dick attack.

So...it was you, then?

 

[Radisshu]

It makes no difference what my tastes are!

Elves could exist in real life

Dwarves could exist in real life

According to Clark's Third Law magic could exist in real life

What the fucking fuck. Logically, anything that isn't a direct contradiction COULD exist in "real life". So let's add anything we could possibly imagine, yay!

 

[SkeleTony]

Fuck I was just at the Octopus Overlords forums and some guy was looking for RPG/strategy games suggestions because he got a new PC. He stated that he preferred turn-based with good writing and I shit you not Dragon Age and Mass Effect had about 7 votes on the first page.
No wonder I don't much visit there anymore.

 

[deus101]

BioWare boss says there are too many games


I agree, there should definitely be about 5 games less on the market (bioware's turds).

Backdraft says:

Little Deer III replies

Yeah, you’d think no one would buy COD because it’s the same game every time. Really they are as new and refreshing as a mod. IW and Treyarch are professional mod makers. People buy there products because the formula works right now: Fast explosive Campaign + Insta-kill nobody saw you multiplayer + “Zombie Mode” (Seriously what’s the big deal?) = Top selling and multi-award winning game.

I’m not really a “COD hater.” I loved COD4. It’s just that WAW was a WWII MOD of COD4, MW2 (Not CODMW2) was a MOD/expansion/DLC sequel. Now Black Ops feels like a Cold War MOD. Multiplayer has changed a little but there are still easy noob-like tactics to win. Nothing innovative like Portal.

Game companies like Valve and Bioware know how to do it. They make us gamers happy! You know why? Because they take YEARS to make their games right. There’s a HUGE difference between HL1 and HL2, Mass Effect 1 and Mass Effect 2, Team Fortress 1 and Team Fortress 2, etc etc etc. Valve learned from L4D2, and that’s great.

Portal 2 is coming out and it’s not going to be an expansion or just more maps. It has improved physics with liquids that speed you up, or bounce you up high, those slow vortexes, suction tunnels, huge detailed environments, and you can count on Valve to write a gosh darn good script with geniusly dark humor.

Bioware has Dragon Age 2 coming out which should be epic while being a different game than the original. Once again it has changed–in more ways than just slightly improving the graphics.

In other words, BUY the games that took time to make. Don’t buy yearly titles. That’s why Bioshock 2, L4D2, Assassin’s Creed 2/Brotherhood, and half of the COD games suck-they made them in a short uncaring timelength.

EDIT: Another thing that ruins games is when the developers decide that added multiplayer will make there games better. It does not. I.E. Bioshock 2 and AC Brotherhood.

KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!

SEND THE DEATHSQUADS!

Its retards like him which has gotten us in this predicament.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Best Thread Ever: BioWare Edition

 

[Jools]

Honestly, I blame it mostly on consoles and the industry. Since companies started releasing multi-fucking-platform games, said games have been obviously dumbed down to please the console kiddos.

DAO, ME, ME2, DAO2 (yes, I am pretty sure it will suck), WAW, MW2, CODBO, and the list could go on and on and on... Of course they came up with the thought "Wait, if we make our games appealing to the console market [read "make our games retarded"], we will probably only lose half the pc fanbase, but surely gain much more than that from the xbox and ps fans. That sounds like a gain. Deal."

Also, they save loads on money, and make more from the console market (known to be a larger pool, not to speak of the higher pricing console games have): nerfing down to I.W.I.N. surely costs less than tweaking up, improving, or paying a good scriptwriter.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Yeah, it's almost as if it's a business, or something

 

[Jools]

Yeah, it's almost as if it's a business, or something

*grin*

*goes back to play Loom*

 

[DraQ]

If this is the case then maybe they should take all the magic out the game? Make it one hit one kill? Have only human characters? Can only run for a short amount of time and then stop for a few minutes to catch your breath? Take a piss 6-10 times a day and a dump 1-3 times a day? Stop to eat every 3-5 hours? make it almost impossible to run or see what you are doing when wearing heavy armor? Make it so you feel the cold and heat which in turn make you die of hypothermia or heat exhaustion?

And most of the things he's bawwwing about would actually make me go all .

 

[deus101]

Yeah, it's almost as if it's a business, or something

I don't blame the Jews as much as i blame idiot consumers who dosent realise that they get more out of buying a book then a 50 dollar Romance Simulator.

 

[1eyedking]

So many goddamn shitty pictures and so much shitty humor in such a promising thread.

The Codex is finally dead.

 

[mondblut]

* "If I'm playing a mage who will be wearing only robes and a using a staff that means thaty pretty much almost everything I find in the game will be useless for anything other than selling. That just sucks as far as the fun factor goes. Finding nice treasures for yourself and your party is one of the fun things about party based role playing games. That is mostly out the window in DA2."

He does have a perfectly valid point, you know. Something unexpected from the bioware fanbase.

 

[torpid]

my main worry is why hasn't bioware merged with Hustler or something: Bustler or Hustleware. That way they would no longer have to pretend they are making RPGs, but could produce TPASSG:

third person action same-sex games.

Seriously, wtf is with the fanbase here: Your biggest concern is the possible lack of copulating options with same sex companions?!

How about some tactical combat? C&C? Replayability? Less filler combat (I hope there is no Derp Roads again)?

This forum has more degenerates than RPGCodex ffs

Tch. When did our infiltration trolls lose their sense of finesse?

Maybe it's Volourn. On the Codex he maintains an optimistic front, seemingly unassailed by any doubts about Bioware's genius; in reality he's a tormented soul, gnawed by bitterness he fuels with alcohol as he scrolls through the Bio forums dejectedly, occasionally typing out an injurious rant when his unholy thoughts of Imoen laying, legs splayed, on a bearskin rug are interrupted by the harsh realities of Tali romances and assorted interspecies pornography.

R00fles? More liek roofies to ease the pain.

 

[DraQ]

my main worry is why hasn't bioware merged with Hustler or something: Bustler or Hustleware. That way they would no longer have to pretend they are making RPGs, but could produce TPASSG:

third person action same-sex games.

Seriously, wtf is with the fanbase here: Your biggest concern is the possible lack of copulating options with same sex companions?!

How about some tactical combat? C&C? Replayability? Less filler combat (I hope there is no Derp Roads again)?

This forum has more degenerates than RPGCodex ffs

 

[Stainless Veteran]

* "If I'm playing a mage who will be wearing only robes and a using a staff that means thaty pretty much almost everything I find in the game will be useless for anything other than selling. That just sucks as far as the fun factor goes. Finding nice treasures for yourself and your party is one of the fun things about party based role playing games. That is mostly out the window in DA2."

He does have a perfectly valid point, you know. Something unexpected from the bioware fanbase.

If he meant the variety of loot - than yes, he has a valid point. But after second part of his post, which was: "If it is set in stone, as it appears to be, that we can' swap out armors for our companions at least give us a magic item that allows transfer of enchantments from an armor piece we found to a piece of a companion's armor. So Isabella would be wearing a +5 thong of resistance instead of just an ordinary thong. " I gathered that he wants all bonuses from other classes' armor to be applied to mage equipment on demand.

 

[Merkwürdigliebe]

So if I went there and made a thread demanding romancers containing bestiality, incest and necrophilia would that be normal by Biowhore fan standard or would one actually be able to pull of a successful troll doing that? I would fear that even among such people it would be the sooner rather than the later.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

I imagine over 9000 people already tried that ("Where's DA's Dog Romance" was a pseudo-meme, iirc), so you'd just be considered unoriginal.

edit:

My first thought would be to ask for a romanceable furry companion.

http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Avian

 

[Xor]

That's an interesting question. How would one troll the bioware forums?

My first thought would be to ask for a romanceable furry companion.

 

[The Ninth Circle]

 

[grotsnik]

Fittie.

Ha! Doesn't she look stupid? With the...ridiculous...figure-hugging outfit...and the...obvious...fanservice...cleavage...

I'll be honest. I can't bring myself to hate this.

 

[Exmit]

 

[SoupNazi]

Would be so much better if it was actual Strahovski.