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Inactive FUS RO DAH! LP Skyrim 25: Raiders of the lost Wall

Discussion in 'Codex Playground' started by DarthBehemoth, Nov 10, 2011.

  1. DarthBehemoth Learned

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    Inspired by Admrial Jimbob's SI let's play, and the general hype about Skyrim, I have decided to give up my sanity provide the Kodex with a Skyrim let's play! Unlike Baronjohns LP, my char will actually fight, showing the combat animations in all their derpy glory.

    Since I'm too lazy, I'm gonna need you guys to make a decent character build. So make your character builds! State your name, your race and playstyle (focus on magic, swords or bows etc.)

    And when the time is right (When Skyrim unlocks in Europe), we shall become a dragon start this LP!
     
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  2. Luzur Prestigious Gentleman Good Sir

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    Derpor, Nord Barbarian, BIG ARMS, BIG SWORDS.

    little clothes.
     
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  3. Crooked Bee (no longer) a wide-wandering bee Patron

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  4. Renegen Arcane

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    dragon shouts.
     
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  5. Black Arcane

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    Oh god, the cancer spreads even to CP.
     
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  6. ~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸-AIN'T Arcane Patron

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    Name: The Rape Train, Race: Redguard, Skills: Swords :smug:
     
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  7. lightbane Arcane

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    Skills: Tactical Trolling MAGIC (Destruction School)!!!!

    Race/face/body shape, etc.: The ugliest ones that you can use.
     
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  8. DarthBehemoth Learned

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    And so... it begins

    First update within the next 24 hrs!
     
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  9. Derper Prophet

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    YES!!! Only Derper instead.
     
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    Fixed for easy on the eye and :incline: of thread
     
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  12. Grunker RPG Codex Ghost Patron

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    HIS MAJESTY THE MAJESTIC, MAJESTIC ORC, MAJESTIC ARMS, MAJESTIC AXES
     
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  13. GarfunkeL Racism Expert

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  14. Lindblum Scholar

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  15. DarthBehemoth Learned

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    UPDATE 1: We picked a bad day...

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    :yeah: Let's do this!

    Most of the ride to our death is just people talking about the setting. Long story short: The Empire has just captured Ulfric Stromcloak and his followers, along with you and a simple horse thief.

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    [​IMG] Let's go. Shouldn't keep the gods waiting for us.

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    Quit your whining, you're in a deep (r00fles) grimdark RPG now!

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    Ralof's at least better than the average Bethesda NPC

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    See guys, Skyrim's pretty realistic cuz in real life you have to wait an eternity before they call your name, just like here :smug:

    [​IMG] Empire loves their damn lists.

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    [Intelligence] That's the guy on the right.

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    And that's the whiny bitch on our left.

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    He tries to make a run for it let's hope he's ESSENTIAL.

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    Yeah Mr. Majestic, a Nord with a preference for Magic, but he isn't afraid to let his sword do the talking.

    (From here on out this LP is going to be narrated like DriacKin's Fallout 3 LP. Enjoy!)

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    [​IMG] I just know they're going to find some way to fuck me over.

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    [​IMG] Goddammit!

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    [​IMG] Fuck this shit.

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    Suddenly, a rorar is heard...

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    [​IMG] Wait a moment? Shouldn't he sent some out to investigate?

    [​IMG] Like he said it's nothing, besides why waste your men?

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    [​IMG] I'm an atheist, screw you

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    [​IMG] Thank you

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    [​IMG] Why can't we escape, now that they're all busy killing people?

    [​IMG] I don't know, I don't feel the urge to move, almost feel like this is all scripted

    [​IMG] :headdesk:

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    [​IMG] As fearless in death as he was in life.

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    [​IMG] Sup bro

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    [​IMG] This can't end well

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    [​IMG] WTF Why is your vision blurred, this doesn't make any sense!

    [​IMG] Let's just GTFO!

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    [​IMG] Why doesn't the dragon kill that kid?

    [​IMG] Maybe because he's essential or something...

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    [​IMG] I'm really suprsided that Imperial isn't dead yet

    [​IMG] Maybe he's essential too

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    [​IMG] Let's go with the imperials, we can always piss them off later

    [​IMG] Ok, sounds good to me

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    In case you didn't know the UI sucks

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    [​IMG] Why can't I reason with them? I haven't done anything wrong!

    [​IMG] :(

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    [​IMG] :smug:

    [​IMG] I know what you mean

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    [​IMG] This seems usefull, we might even use this for the wrong ends :)

    [​IMG] I like the way you think!

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    [​IMG] Let's see if I can still practice magic...

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    [​IMG] That's for not lettings us reason with you!

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    [​IMG] Uh-oh, I hate spiders

    [​IMG] C'mon how hard can it be?

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    [​IMG] FUUUUUUU-

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    [​IMG] Let's try to solve this peacefully for once.

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    [​IMG] This was just a liniear cave how could we NOT find it

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    The dragon flies away in the distance

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    Not so fast. Time for some questions

    [​IMG] Who were these prisoners?

    [​IMG] You didn't know? That was Ulfric Stormcloack has his top lieutenants

    [​IMG] He's a traitor of some kind?

    [​IMG] I can see you're very perceptive Right the leader of the Stormcloacks

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    [​IMG] How did you capture Ulfric?

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    JOIN US AGAIN NEXT TIME AS WE CONTINUE OUR ADVENTURE!
     
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    It seems the Empire continues to be as monstruously corrupt as ever. In Oblivion the guards could (and would) kill an old woman for stealing a piece of bread, here they're trying to kill a random stranger, just for being at the wrong place at the wrong time.
     
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  18. Darth Roxor Prestigious Gentleman Wielder of the Huegpenis

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  19. DarthBehemoth Learned

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    (Just forget this post)
     
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  20. DarthBehemoth Learned

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    02 - The tale of Ducky Momo

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    [​IMG] This is my story, I was just making a brief visit to Skyrim, I don't even remember why, but as soon as I went past the border, I got picked on by the Imperials who took me to Helgen, I was to be executed!. I almost got killed by a Dragon! Can you believe it, nobody's seen a dragon since well... A long time!

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    [​IMG] Luckily, I escaped along with another survivor of the Imperial Legion, Hadvar

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    [​IMG] That's the begining of my tale, the tale of Ducky Momo, the pink lizard (Friends just call me Dumo)

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    Hadvar and I made it to Riverwood, a small town owned by Witherun hold. Hadvar's uncle lived here.

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    He told us to inform the Jarl of Wtherun of the dragon attack on Helgen. I agreed to deliver the message.

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    Before I left Riverwood though, I wanted to make sure I was well equipped. As I entered the local shop, two humans were having an argument.

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    The owner told me some thieves had stolen a golden claw from his shop. I agreed to get it back cuz, hey free loot anyone?

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    Bleak falls Barrow was located atop of a mountain, boy I sure hope the weather is good up there...

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    ...Turns out it wasn't. However I spotted some bandits hiding in the nearby tower.

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    I showed no mercy

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    Eventually, I made it to Bleak falls but I had some more bandits to kill

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    Once inside, I decided to go for a more stealthier approach

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    In ya face!

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    Turns out bandits were not the only thing hiding there.

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    Soon, I found the bandit leader, trapped in the web of a giant spider

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    Since he wasn't able to jump or lunge at me, the fight was very easy.

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    Once I released him however, he made a run for it.

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    When do these guys ever learn :smug:

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    The rest of the barrow was filled with Draugr

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    I decided that it would be best if I sneaked past them.

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    I then encountered a large door with some strange symbols

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    Rather than just trying some combinations and screaming frustrated at the door like some kind of newfag, I used my brain and solved the puzzle.

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    My attention was drawn to the large stone wall. It seemed to.. call me

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    I suddenly felt stronger... more majestic than ever before.

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    Danger wasn´t over yet though.

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    With Lucan satisfied I began my preparations for my trip to Witherun. My adventure´s only just begun!
     
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  21. DarthBehemoth Learned

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    Working on a new update need u guys to bump this MAJESTIC LP to page 3
     
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  22. Monocause Arcane

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    I always sneak-kill the torturer's assistant - he seems begging for it when retreating to that cell - and then rape the shit out of the head torturer. Hadvar doesn't seem to mind introducing a murderous psychopath to his relatives anyway and that's some easy XP and two chestpieces to sell for early cash.

    Killing the assistant is creepily satisfying, especially when he goes "forget the old man, I'll come wi-" and the throat-slitting animation kicks in. Doesn't always work but when it does - it's fun.
     
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  23. Majestic47 Learned

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    Good luck bro!
     
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  24. Crooked Bee (no longer) a wide-wandering bee Patron

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    Good luck! Should've named the character Skyway, though. :P
     
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  25. DraQ Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Damn, Argonians look pretty fugly in Skyrim. Not nearly as cool as in MW.

    I'll try to make some looking decent once I get to play the 'demo'. Else it'll be a Khajiit - they look serviceable. If I had to play something more humanoid, I'd play a Nord - at last they look like Nords again rather than like bumbling retards.
    Orcs, OTOH look even more retarded than they did.
     
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