Crispy™ Game quality and tattoo correlation

[Turtle-Zone 3000]

Josh Saywer: Made a lot of shit games, tattoos all over his forearms.

Tim Cain: Made a lot of good games like Arcanum and the Outer Worlds. Probably has no tattoos.

Openly discuss your knowledge of game dev tattoos.

 

[Hobo Elf]

The Outer Worlds? Good?

 

[J1M]

The Outer Worlds? Good?

Probably had a recent tattoo.

 

[Ezekiel]

Most of the games I really like are Japanese, where tattoos are rightfully frowned upon. Can't even go into a public bath in many places because they'll think you might be in a gang or organized crime. See people sometimes say they don't look good on women. No, they don't look good on ANYBODY.

 

[StrongBelwas]

 

[Vic]

Todd Howard has a vault boy tattoo on his right ass cheek

 

[Turtle-Zone 3000]

I guess this explains why Kingdom Come Deliverance was shit.



Then again, an exception to the rule when it comes to game dev quality.

 

[boluch]

Tattoos mark whores. Whores, not game developers. Would Josh Sawyer make a good whore? Would he be better as a whore than as a game developer?

 

[octavius]

Tattoos are vulgar. Vulgar means common. So it follows that devs with tattoos on their arms make games that appeal to the lowest common denominator.

 

[The Dopamine Cleric]

Tattoos used to be something only certain groups of people ever considered getting.

Now "everyone" wants them.

The same applies to videogames.

 

[Dadd]

Tattoos symbolize wealth and privilege

 

[The Dopamine Cleric]

Tattoos symbolize wealth and privilege

I guess. That's why zoomers who can't afford rent spend $400 a month trying to out fleek each other.

 

[Dadd]

Tattoos symbolize wealth and privilege

I guess. That's why zoomers who can't afford rent spend $400 a month trying to out fleek each other.

Plebs can't help but imitate their masters whose daughters all have at least one tattoo of their dog or something

 

[The Dopamine Cleric]

Tattoos symbolize wealth and privilege

I guess. That's why zoomers who can't afford rent spend $400 a month trying to out fleek each other.

Plebs can't help but imitate their masters whose daughters all have at least one tattoo of their dog or something

where's your patron tag rich guy

 

[Fedora Master]

Tattoos used to be something only certain groups of people ever considered getting.

Now "everyone" wants them.

The same applies to videogames.

You know tattoos are not special anymore when the fat 50 year old that works at the local butchers shop has one.

 

[Dadd]

Tattoos symbolize wealth and privilege

I guess. That's why zoomers who can't afford rent spend $400 a month trying to out fleek each other.

Plebs can't help but imitate their masters whose daughters all have at least one tattoo of their dog or something

where's your patron tag rich guy

In my underground vault in Zurich with my grandparents Nazi gold

 

[The Dopamine Cleric]

I remember people calling me weird for not having any tattoos once. Ruined any real desire I had to get any.

 

[Kev Inkline]

I'm ok if any dev has a Blutgruppentätowierung, but I would expect him being quite old.

 

[Darkozric]

Would Josh Sawyer make a good whore?

I don't know about whore but he definitely would make a perfect songstress.

 

[NecroLord]

and the Outer Worlds.

Hell no!
Tim Cain, even though he has the Gay, is still a prestigious RPG designer.
Fuck tattoos. Never liked them.
Also Sawyer spends way too much time on twatter. Wish he would take a break or something. It fucks with your mind.

 

[Incognito/STK]

I’m so old I remeber when tattoos were for sailors and oriental prostitutes. Game devs used to have asthma and acne.

 

[octavius]

I remember people calling me weird for not having any tattoos once.

I usually reply "Why ruin a nice body with tattoos?".

 

[Viata]

Tattoos used to be something only certain groups of people ever considered getting.

Slaves. But now most people have accepted they are slaves, so.

 

[randir14]

Tattoos symbolize wealth and privilege

I once saw a woman covered in tattoos begging for money on the sidewalk. Maybe she needed money for her next tattoo.

 

[Dadd]

Tattoos symbolize wealth and privilege

I once saw a woman covered in tattoos begging for money on the sidewalk. Maybe she needed money for her next tattoo.

There's a sweet spot with tattoos and privilege. If you're covered in tattoos, you're less likely to be privileged than if you had a few scattered across your body.