Whipporowill said:
It sure has asswipe, said reviewer claimed G3 would be a quickly forgotten game. Which VD apparently didn't agree with.
And if someone posted Oblivion would be a quickly forgotten game, VD would give the person a blowjob.
So when's making fun of hyberbole anything bad? This is the Codex after all.
Who's making fun of hyperbole?
So you know by some magic means that all orcs seen in the intro movie / first town are all the orc models in the whole world? Wozers! Where can I get some of that second sight? Otherwise, not being able to differentiate an orc from another reeks of racism! OMG.
I have no idea where the first sentence came from(who mentioned that they had only watched the intro and played the first town and nothing more?), nor do I have any idea what the point of the last sentence is(other than a volourn impression).
No seriously, I can agree that the game would've benefited from some more obvious variable orc models. There are several, but they've sort of made them a bit samey.
Your point?
How cute, a five year old finding out his idol being a real person and not a fairytale product! OMGZ!
Yes, someone who impersonates Volourn is the epitome of maturity.
More on Vault Dweller being a fucknut follows
Well, that could hardly be classified as a point as it's a biased and rather retarded personal opinion disregarding the large Gothic fanbase. My dislike of Oblivion is well known, but I would never make a similarly idiotic statement.
OH MY GOD, A REVIEWER HAD A PERSONAL OPINION IN HIS REVIEW
CALL THE FUCKING POLICE REALLY QUICK.
Idiot.
Not to mention "it's a biased and rather retarded personal opinion disregarding the large Gothic fanbase." must mean that no-one can ever have a negative opinion of Oblivion because it has a large fanbase.
In fact, it's very original, because I can't recall another game where the orcs have won whatever war with humans they were fighting and occupied human towns, allowing you to serve the conquerors.
Oh? I guess you're a liar then.
"Because every game I've ever played starts like that."
The animations, both combat and non-combat, are excellent and varied, unlike the Oblivion animations
"Well, that could hardly be classified as a point as it's a biased and rather retarded personal opinion disregarding the large Oblivion fanbase."
Grats VD, I love when you defeat your own argument.
Again, that's not a point, but a retarded, unsupported opinion.
Awesome logic, you can say the exact same thing about your position(defeating your own arguments again VD? really really good job, lots of thought put into it).
His opinion, however wrong it may be to most people.
So, Ave, would you be kind enough to provide actual arguments and examples, instead of sticking with "Tobias is right, VD is a pathetic fanboi, lol"? I can tolerate a different opinion, but I have a very low tolerance for pointless posts like what you graced us with in this thread.
I'm pretty sure I did, I guess dis-agreeing with you invalidates anything anywhere as your "logic" and "facts" about the review show.
Are you usually this retarded or have I just not noticed how stupid you are before? Or is it some disease you caught after Oblivion got a free handjob and Gothic 3 didnt?
Has everything to do with what he said. He claimed that the game will be instantly forgotten, which is a prophecy, unless Tobias is from teh future. It's one thing to list a game's flaws or explain why you didn't like it, but stating that nobody will like it is something entirely else.
Perhaps you've never EVER seen or read a review before, so I'll forgive you on this one and presume you're ignorant rather than stupid.
Many many reviews say "This game is guaranteed to be a classis" or something along similar lines, as well as in the negative sense. It's said in reviews on almost everything, so I guess it really is stupidity on your part.
Doubt it.
Are we reviewing games now based on the intro? Tobias either blatantly lied or he didn't play the game for more than 5 minutes. It's like saying the only enemies you have to fight in Fallout are rats.
Of course, I guess orcs(and slaves and other non-named characters) really are more individual than I noticed, just because you say so
Still fallacious logic(Want a link to what that means? I think you might need it).
PS, if you're going to continue making bullshit up I think i might not bother responding to you again, you seem to be almost as delusional as Ex in his prime.