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Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy – The Definitive Edition - GTA 3 trilogy remaster

Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by ferratilis, Aug 12, 2021.

  1. <3sRichardSimmons Arcane Patron

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    This shit is going to sell millions of copies.

    Truly we live in the dumbest timeline.
     
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  2. Abhay Savant

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    San Andreas definitely looks good. Couldn't care about 3, or VC.

    Though price is high enough to put me off.

    Shall wait for some price cut. Not in the hurry to buy it.
     
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  3. Alphons Liturgist

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    Leaked GTA III definitive edition gameplay.

    As much as I hated on this remaster before- it doesn't look bad.
     
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  4. Ash Arcane

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    A generation of kids were raised on MTV and other reality TV, Xbox360/PS3-era retard gaming, Dubstep, Will Ferrel, Beyonce & Jay Z, Social Media, Auto-Tune, Gossip magazines, sexual content targeting children, the Wii, Mobile games...

    The great decline of the 2000s. I will never forgive the evil cunts that shoved this shit down the kid's throats.
    Life imitates art. You are what you consume....The damage to current and future generations is likely irreversible.
     
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  5. Unreal Liturgist

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    Meanwhile I was still using dial-up on Windows 95. #boomerzoomer
     
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  6. Ash Arcane

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    ...to watch furry porn and play a series of video games that led to you forming shit taste and perspective. Sorry but unfortunately the great decline got to you too.

    That's another thing to add to the list: furries. Pre-2000s furries were secluded weirdos, couldn't connect with one another in an echo chamber, wouldn't dare reveal their animal infatuation for fear of social ostracization, violence & bullying; had to pretend to be normal with absolutely no exceptions. Many would also know it is inherently wrong as a result of all the aforementioned judgement and would police and suppress this behavior themselves.
     
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  7. Jigby Augur

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  8. Unreal Liturgist

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    You're going on about furfags and all I'm wondering is what the hell this series of games you're talking about is. Aren't you the one who runs around praising mediocrity like RTCW and Turok? Imagine wasting your time posting this shit over and over at some guy who's on your own ignore list. You can't help yourself.
     
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  9. Zeem Educated

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    What the fuck did they do with the minimap? :what:
     
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  10. Alphons Liturgist

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    They removed the option to dismember NPCs!?

    :what:
     
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  11. fork Dumbfuck! Dumbfuck

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    And approximately half of these will be sold to 'dexers.
     
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    :retarded:
     
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  13. mediocrepoet First disciple of Mediocrites Patron

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    Codex 2012 MCA Project: Eternity Divinity: Original Sin 2
    You think? How many are you buying?
     
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  14. Alphons Liturgist

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    I'm actually surprised how shitty it looked on PS2 and XBOX.
     
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  15. Malamert Arcane Edgy

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    [​IMG]
     
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  16. Gilius Thunderhead Learned

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    Better wait for modders to fix it, then grab the Fitgirl Repack Definitive Edition.
     
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  17. Jrpgfan Erudite

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    Never though I'd see the day Rockstar would "censor" its own games in order to be politically correct. What a time to be alive.
     
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  18. forumvisitor#451 Arbiter

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    1st video: "I remade the whole GTA Trilogy in Unity over weekend" PRANK! GONE VIRAL!

    2nd video: "GTA Trilogy made in Unity over weekend RELEASE TRAILER"


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    gives the word "definitive" whole new meaning, eh?
     
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  19. Alexander DeLarge Cipher

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    https://www.gameinformer.com/2021/1...to-the-trilogy-features-and-full-music-roster
     
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  20. <3sRichardSimmons Arcane Patron

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    Welp, guess I called that back on page 1.
     
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  21. ferratilis Erudite

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    All the bugs and glitches from 20 years ago are still there. Speedrunners rejoice. What a cashgrab.

     
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  22. Ash Arcane

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    Right!? R* games back then used to lampoon human degeneracy and stupidity. That was one of the core themes of this trilogy. To then censor its own mockery of said degeneracy...I have no words except clown world.
     
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  23. Echo Mirage Arcane

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    Definitive edition, what a load of bullshit.
     
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  24. Alexander DeLarge Cipher

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    I'm really attracted to weird and off-putting art styles like that 3D episode of the Simpsons where Homer enters the vortex with the joke about Tron and early CG like this.

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    I've been watching gameplay for these and I know it's a downgrade in all the ways that matter, especially mod availability, but the way the lighting system works with the new models is so fucking weird I want to try it. Will definitely pirate out of curiosity.

    I can't wait to see what that leaked GTA4 remaster looks like. I hope it's like some of those awful ENB abominations on YouTube.
     
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  25. Malamert Arcane Edgy

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