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[Kruno]

I am still waiting for my 8000+ genders to choose from!

 

[Saxon1974]

If I play as a male but identify as female do I still get the stat negatives for str?

 

[Cleveland Mark Blakemore]

I got banned from Steam

It's like no one told you to shut your stupid ass mouth and fix your buggy ass game.

Oh wait. I did.

It's a real joy to watch you crash and burn because you can't keep your mouth shut.

Zep--

When I offered to meet you in Florida, it was because I thought you were a grownup actual human, Zep.

Since I found out you are a 60+ year old 3 foot 4 inch legal dwarf with a manbun and a face that looks like somebody was using it to salt bacon with, I can't take you seriously as a human being. I don't regard you as a qualified opponent in a ring or anywhere else. Your face is about level with my belt buckle and that is stretching it. You can run around all you want down there screeching in your chipmunk ofay voice that you need my attention but I can no longer be bothered to dip my chin and stare down through the atmospheric haze at the top of your balding skull. It bears sad witness to the sexual frustrations of gay dwarves when they hit their senior years. It was just yesterday you were boasting about how much money you spent on Vietnamese ladyboys but nowadays all you can think of is me. Have you told your wife how much time you spend on my forums trying to get my attention after I set you to [IGNORE] ? I bet she is pretty angry, especially after her emergency weight loss regimen brought her down from 760 pounds to a svelte 540 and she can now actually see her feet on sunny days.

 

[Butter]

I just want to say that my decision to buy Grimoire was 50% reading the manual, 50% reading Cleve's responses to Zep.

 

[taxalot]

Good idea on Steam:

Cleve should add trans to character creation to appease progressive Stalin. After selecting a gender in the character creation screen, there will be an option to be transsexual. Trannies start with 20% penalty to both STR and FEL and with permanent confusion. After seeking psychological help at the medical academy in Kublai Axis, they revert to the originally specified gender and the stats return to normal.

There should be enemies that give you transsexualism as a disease.

?RPGCODEX?

 

[Cleveland Mark Blakemore]

its entirely avoidable but maybe you want to know a way to crash grimoire
hold enter
click take all

Partner, I just wanted to thank you for the first serious feedback on this bug, after it has been reported for over a year but without an accurate description of how to reproduce the bug. I've wasted hours on it going on wild goose chases on parts of the code that were working fine. Thanks to your simple two sentence description, I was finally able to reliably reproduce the error, trace it, fix it and have now updated this fix as 2.0.0.14 in the Steam depot. That's what I call good bug feedback. It involved state change settings in the UI that were being interrupted by the keyboard buffer stuffing one million ENTER keys into the widget during its redraw.

Again, always bet on the Codex.

 

[Zep Zepo]

Just so you know, I've been saving all these 'gems' to forward to GOG, itch and where ever else you try to sell this piece of shit.

Zep--

 

[Bohr]

Just so you know, I've been saving all these 'gems' to forward to GOG, itch and where ever else you try to sell this piece of shit.

Zep--

Come on Zep, that's taking your little forum spat to a rather lame level.

 

[Zep Zepo]

I hardly think so.

Zep--

 

[Bohr]

I hardly think so.

Zep--

What's next, Cleve sends your photo to Vietnamese authorities with a couple of colourful accusations? This is going places...

 

[Zep Zepo]

Unlike Cleveland "Soy Boy Mark" Blakemore, I'm pretty certain they have more important matters to deal with than rants from a deranged psychopath.

Zep--

 

[Gunnar]

Good idea on Steam:

Cleve should add trans to character creation to appease progressive Stalin. After selecting a gender in the character creation screen, there will be an option to be transsexual. Trannies start with 20% penalty to both STR and FEL and with permanent confusion. After seeking psychological help at the medical academy in Kublai Axis, they revert to the originally specified gender and the stats return to normal.

There should be enemies that give you transsexualism as a disease.

?RPGCODEX?

VERSUS
1/1 ?RPGCODEX? 1/1​

?RPGCODEX? casts Soy Nuzzle

GOLIATH chops his dick off!
KING KONG saves vs Mesmer!
HECTOR saves vs Mesmer!
IRON JOHN saves vs Mesmer!
JOHN HENRY chops his dick off!​

 

[Haba]

You are doing it wrong, it should be ?PRETTY LADY?

 

[PhantasmaNL]

That is pretty low Zep.

A wordy battle of wits, a friendly bout of fisticuffs in an unnamed Miami boxing club (iirc you cancelled that one due to a soy OD), fine.

But using SJW tactics.

Wow

/Smh

 

[Zep Zepo]

Wow...you guys got Cleveland "Soy Boy Mark" Blakemore's dick so far up your asses, you can't tell reality from fantasy anymore.

SAD!

Zep--

 

[The_Mask]

Wow...you guys got Cleveland "Soy Boy Mark" Blakemore's dick so far up your asses, you can't tell reality from fantasy anymore.

SAD!

Zep--

You're dumb.

 

[Zep Zepo]

no u.

Zep--

 

[Zep Zepo]

Ok, look.

Faggots in this thread.

If you're Join Date < Zep--'s join date.

Senpai will no longer notice you.

Understand?

Zep--

 

[DoomIhlVaria]

Again, always bet on the Codex.

Unless you can vote on a lone Neanderthal. In which case, always bet on the Neanderthal.

 

[HarveyBirdman]

Zep, it's 2040 and you've successfully run a lone wolf campaign to prevent Cleve from distributing his game with every distributor. For decades you and Cleve have fought an intense digital battle, mano a mano. You are weary, but unwilling to throw in the towel, especially when victory seems all but certain.

Starting in 2024, Cleve began building his own game launching client. Today it is complete, and he has posted it to GitHub. People can purchase Grimoire via an Etherium-clone based blockchain wallet built into the client. How do you stop this new threat?

 

[mohrg]

Zep--

Zep = Zep - 1

 

[Bumvelcrow]

Faggots in this thread.

I've not seen such levels of retardism on the Codex since JCD flounced. Zep, you've crossed the line from lovable loser to aggressive annoyance, and all because Cleve effortlessly makes fun of your eccentric ways, amusing the codex and delivering a game as well. Why can't you just accept that the Codex likes Cleve more than it likes you? You're the one who is out of touch in this story.

 

[Multi-headed Cow]

Why do you say that Haba? Maybe you know something I don't know -- and admittedly, I know very little.

My experience with GoG has been pretty easygoing.
>buy game
>figure it out
>check forums if problems

As far as opinions go, I have many. But I've never seen GoG as a place worthy of expressing them. Nor would I see it as a place that even considers them as relevant. Again, maybe you know something I don't, but I'm not seeing the relationship.

I'm too lazy to go dig the stories up but GoG's been more sensitive about shit like that than Steam overall. The two I remember most are they wouldn't sell Hatred on their store since they deemed it too saucy (Despite selling Postal), and they made a few off color and game journo jokes on Twitter and apologized profusely each time finally leading to firing their community manager. Issues on Steam are usually moderators trying to block shit they find distasteful and then Gaben overrules them, since Hatred was blocked on Steam until Gaben intervened, and some of the porn shit was blocked on Steam until Gaben intervened. Could be they've figured out trying to remove shit from sale brings the wrath of Gaben so now they're just trying to muzzle people like Cleve.

 

[HarveyBirdman]

Not selling Hatred is stupid, but I get it. The game is pretty fucked up in a universal way; it's just Columbine: The Wet Dream. Postal is more of an introspective psychological horror though, so I don't see the comparison. Context matters. As to Emperor Gabe, the fatso does do it well when he's not tossing Half Life 3 down a well (and yes that's a rhyme using two meanings of the word "well").

 

[2house2fly]

GOG would've banned Cleve much earlier. And probably posted a public apology for allowing him on their platform.

Trust me, those days if you have a divisive an opinion, you better remain quiet.

If you have a political opinion there are better places to express it than the store where you are trying to sell your product.