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Big thighs, wide hips, big tits means generally she's good for breeding

Women with 'big tighs' sure tend to look lovely once they've popped a kid or two and hit 30-35. :roll:

When looking for a woman for the long haul, it's best to focus on someone who's staying fit and who will unlikely balloon into a land whale once her child-bearing days are over.
 

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This series is really a pulse check on a certain US demographic. In previous installments we RPed being gangsters. In this one we are being advertised the fantasy of having a girlfriend and are commenting on virtual girlfirend's figure. Really says something about where this generation is.

You only got to look at such things as those social sites where people post their own nudes ranking billions (or certain recent 'women' with over a thousand count within 24 hours) in today's land you know it's all fucked lol.

The early 2000s were purely magical and innocent back on the internet.
Talking thighs and hips on the GTA6 thread... Previously talking facial features in the Witcher 4 thread. This is high school gossip chat now. :lol:
 

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This series is really a pulse check on a certain US demographic. In previous installments we RPed being gangsters. In this one we are being advertised the fantasy of having a girlfriend and are commenting on virtual girlfirend's figure. Really says something about where this generation is.

You only got to look at such things as those social sites where people post their own nudes ranking billions (or certain recent 'women' with over a thousand count within 24 hours) in today's land you know it's all fucked lol.

The early 2000s were purely magical and innocent back on the internet.
Talking thighs and hips on the GTA6 thread... Previously talking facial features in the Witcher 4 thread. This is high school gossip chat now. :lol:

Welcome to gaming in 2025, where only a scarce amount of true quality is out there in current year and digital commentary has taken ten fold!

Those early 2000s man.

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Magical in its own way lol

At least we know that GTA6 will be filled to the brim of endless hours and content. Just need to wait to see the level of quality and what kind of innovation & pure fun factor they bring to the table.
 
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This series is really a pulse check on a certain US demographic. In previous installments we RPed being gangsters. In this one we are being advertised the fantasy of having a girlfriend and are commenting on virtual girlfirend's figure. Really says something about where this generation is.

You only got to look at such things as those social sites where people post their own nudes ranking billions (or certain recent 'women' with over a thousand count within 24 hours) in today's land you know it's all fucked lol.

The early 2000s were purely magical and innocent back on the internet.
Talking thighs and hips on the GTA6 thread... Previously talking facial features in the Witcher 4 thread. This is high school gossip chat now. :lol:

People are just talking about it because stupid culture war stuff keeps popping up in the thread about the random female NPCs in some random shot not looking attractive or as attractive as they think they should. The more interesting thing is the big titted car wash girls that sprung this conversation are likely just random NPCs yet they’re graphically good enough, and designed good enough that they’re being talked about like they’re important characters and not most like background NPCs.

I’m still waiting to see GTA6 damage models. The GTA series has been pretty pussified since the series got visually better looking with GTA4. Gone were the Kenji Misumi fountains of blood when you took someone’s head off, gone was taking someone’s head off. But Red Dead Redemption 2 brought some pretty fantastic damage models into the Rage engine, and now those should be in a series with more powerful weapons and vehicles speeding at people at 100 mph. Characters should be getting fucked up in this game if they don’t pussy out and rein in what they did with RDR2. Just the bruising should make the cage fight stuff look cool.

Interested in seeing how the gameplay works in this one too. I’m kind of wondering if the weapon wheel ends up becoming more an inventory wheel like in RDR2. The leak showed items like lock picks and slim jims, which seem to indicate that stealing cars may no longer be as simple as just busting a window out. They also showed a bag in one of the leak videos that you can use as an inventory pack. Want see the heist robbery stuff actually in play too. The leak makes it looks like they’re taking inspiration from Payday bank robberies, which are vastly more fun then the heavily scripted heist missions of past GTA games.

Wondering if the PS5 the characters have in the house is used to actually play video games, or it’s just a cosmetic item sitting around in your house.
 

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This series is really a pulse check on a certain US demographic. In previous installments we RPed being gangsters. In this one we are being advertised the fantasy of having a girlfriend and are commenting on virtual girlfirend's figure. Really says something about where this generation is.

You only got to look at such things as those social sites where people post their own nudes ranking billions (or certain recent 'women' with over a thousand count within 24 hours) in today's land you know it's all fucked lol.

The early 2000s were purely magical and innocent back on the internet.
Talking thighs and hips on the GTA6 thread... Previously talking facial features in the Witcher 4 thread. This is high school gossip chat now. :lol:

People are just talking about it because stupid culture war stuff keeps popping up in the thread about the random female NPCs in some random shot not looking attractive or as attractive as they think they should. The more interesting thing is the big titted car wash girls that sprung this conversation are likely just random NPCs yet they’re graphically good enough, and designed good enough that they’re being talked about like they’re important characters and not most like background NPCs.

I’m still waiting to see GTA6 damage models. The GTA series has been pretty pussified since the series got visually better looking with GTA4. Gone were the Kenji Misumi fountains of blood when you took someone’s head off, gone was taking someone’s head off. But Red Dead Redemption 2 brought some pretty fantastic damage models into the Rage engine, and now those should be in a series with more powerful weapons and vehicles speeding at people at 100 mph. Characters should be getting fucked up in this game if they don’t pussy out and rein in what they did with RDR2. Just the bruising should make the cage fight stuff look cool.

Interested in seeing how the gameplay works in this one too. I’m kind of wondering if the weapon wheel ends up becoming more an inventory wheel like in RDR2. The leak showed items like lock picks and slim jims, which seem to indicate that stealing cars may no longer be as simple as just busting a window out. They also showed a bag in one of the leak videos that you can use as an inventory pack. Want see the heist robbery stuff actually in play too. The leak makes it looks like they’re taking inspiration from Payday bank robberies, which are vastly more fun then the heavily scripted heist missions of past GTA games.

Wondering if the PS5 the characters have in the house is used to actually play video games, or it’s just a cosmetic item sitting around in your house.
visceral disembodiment I'd imagine they might try to go further than what was done in Red Dead 2 because we know the engine can do all of that in sickening brutality. Do need that cartoonish, over-the-top gore for that dark humour and mayhem.
 

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This series is really a pulse check on a certain US demographic. In previous installments we RPed being gangsters. In this one we are being advertised the fantasy of having a girlfriend and are commenting on virtual girlfirend's figure. Really says something about where this generation is.
To be fair, having unattractive women is the best predictor of bad video games.
 

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It also adds to the heavy dystopian atmosphere this game conveys. Doubt it's intentional, however.
 
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This series is really a pulse check on a certain US demographic. In previous installments we RPed being gangsters. In this one we are being advertised the fantasy of having a girlfriend and are commenting on virtual girlfirend's figure. Really says something about where this generation is.
The girlfriend system from San Andreas says hi (it also wants you to exercise less because one of the girls likes fat CJ better)
 

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Big thighs, wide hips, big tits means generally she's good for breeding

Women with 'big tighs' sure tend to look lovely once they've popped a kid or two and hit 30-35. :roll:

When looking for a woman for the long haul, it's best to focus on someone who's staying fit and who will unlikely balloon into a land whale once her child-bearing days are over.
Most women will go to shit in the long haul. Especially after a few kids. What's the real alternative other than not reproducing? Genetic dead ends and shrinking demographics. Kids are good for everyone in your family and community. You should try it. It's hard but worth the effort.
 
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Was thinking about this game the other day and the whole True Romance Tarantino thing of the second trailer.

I wonder if the last part of this game will have you either playing as one of the two main characters, or playing as a kid they had all grown up like 20 something years in the future, and just play out like a revenge story. Tarantino has done Kill Bill, and Tony Scott has don’t Revenge. If your doing something that’s a giant spin on Tarantino movies, it almost seems like you gotta work a revenge story into it. If they went more along the lines of what happens in the movie Revenge, that would mean they could put the post game back to you playing as the two main characters.

If the game is as free form as it seems like it could be, shifting into a revenge story where you’ve got some list of people you’re hunting down to kill could easily fit into that kind of system. The whole of games like Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction and Crackdown are built around that: Here’s some targets in a open world sandbox games, get them however you can.

Mostly I was just thinking about Kill Bill and Revenge since I recently watched Revenge on Tubi and it just got me thinking about this game. I say recently, but the recently was before that second trailer came out.
 

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