Elder Scrolls Happy 10th Birthday Dovahkiin!

[HoboForEternity]

https://www.pcgamer.com/parents-name-child-dovahkiin-earn-a-lifetimes-worth-of-bethesda-games/

kid's turn 10 today and living the life we all dreamed of

 

[I'm Big Into Anal]

times like these i regret not being named George Street Massage Parlour

 

[octavius]

It looks like Dovakhiin has seen the light.

 

[quixotic]

Dovahkiin is going to Fus Ro Dah his school when he gets older once he fully understands just how retarded his parents are for naming him that.
Poor kid.

 

[SharkClub]

Kid is probably already lining up to get his name legally changed thanks to all the bullying his retarded parents have wrought upon him.

 

[Zarniwoop]

I don't know which is more retarded, this or all the people that named their kids Kaleesi.

 

[octavius]

Or Muhammed.

 

[Zarniwoop]

Dovahkiin is going to Fus Ro Dah his school when he gets older once he fully understands just how retarded his parents are for naming him that.
Poor kid.

He's going to end up "identifying" as a girl or a dragon or a combine harvester or something

 

[vota DC]

Or being a dragon means that he Is Dracula so everyone in his class will be impaled.

 

[HoboForEternity]

I don't know which is more retarded, this or all the people that named their kids Kaleesi.

Well at least they got something out of it (if they think several hundred bucks worth of games are fair trade to their child's well being), meanwhile khalesi are just plain idiots.

 

[Trojan_generic]

Tesla Rolex Boeing would be a good name, too.

 

[Reinhardt]

Oh, come on, no one will even notice between all traywons, marquises and abibases from his class.

 

[Manjuice Nutella]

https://www.pcgamer.com/parents-name-child-dovahkiin-earn-a-lifetimes-worth-of-bethesda-games/

kid's turn 10 today and living the life we all dreamed of

Maybe he had hopes and expectations of TES 6, F:NV 2, instead he got Skyrim at least seven times. Living the dream indeed.

 

[Lambach]

Dovahkiin is going to Fus Ro Dah his school when he gets older once he fully understands just how retarded his parents are for naming him that.
Poor kid.

Yup, waiting for Dovahkiin to learn the "School Shooting" Shout by combining its three Words of Power: "A" "R" "Fifteen"