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Elder Scrolls Happy 10th Birthday Dovahkiin!

Discussion in 'Bethesda Game Studios' started by HoboForEternity, Nov 11, 2021.

  1. HoboForEternity sunset tequila Patron

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  2. I'm Big Into Anal Arcane

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    times like these i regret not being named George Street Massage Parlour
     
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  3. octavius Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    It looks like Dovakhiin has seen the light.
     
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  4. quixotic Educated

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    Dovahkiin is going to Fus Ro Dah his school when he gets older once he fully understands just how retarded his parents are for naming him that.
    Poor kid.
     
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  5. SharkClub Cipher

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    Kid is probably already lining up to get his name legally changed thanks to all the bullying his retarded parents have wrought upon him.
     
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  6. Jiggy Boobles TESTOSTERONIC As Fuck™ Patron

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    I don't know which is more retarded, this or all the people that named their kids Kaleesi.
     
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  7. octavius Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Or Muhammed.
     
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  8. Jiggy Boobles TESTOSTERONIC As Fuck™ Patron

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    He's going to end up "identifying" as a girl or a dragon or a combine harvester or something
     
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  9. vota DC Augur

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    Or being a dragon means that he Is Dracula so everyone in his class will be impaled.
     
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    Well at least they got something out of it (if they think several hundred bucks worth of games are fair trade to their child's well being), meanwhile khalesi are just plain idiots.
     
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  11. Trojan_generic Magister

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    Tesla Rolex Boeing would be a good name, too.
     
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  12. Reinhardt Arcane

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    Oh, come on, no one will even notice between all traywons, marquises and abibases from his class.
     
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  14. Lambach Arcane

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    Yup, waiting for Dovahkiin to learn the "School Shooting" Shout by combining its three Words of Power: "A" "R" "Fifteen"
     
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